Blonde Joke – My Breast Is Full Of Water
Views: 22,996 - Posted on 13 Jun 2012
A Blonde Goes To See Her Doctor For Her Regular Check Up.
Blonde: “I Think My Breast Is Full Of Water”
Doctor: “How Did You Figure That?”
Blonde: “Everytime A Guy Squeezes Them My Pussy Gets Wet“
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gud one…
:o :D
Ye fb nhi hai . Apna photo kyon dikha rhi ho ?
jo marzi dikhaun ..tumko kya????
ok dear aapki marzi . Aapka maal hai kitna v dikhao.
Sahi bola re………….
Gud joke…
Hi deepak bro.
Hi..Alok ji..
hw r u..?
i m f9 n u ?
Admin bro new site kb tk launch hogi ? N kya hoga isme.
New site launched hi hai dear.. bas idhar announcement karni rah gayi hai bcoz of the final testing
congrates bro. N kaise ho?
Good per chuchi se pani nikalega to gand se kya doodh nikalegi
tu Check kar ke dekh le
Ek lafz hai….. MOHABBAT
isse kar ke dekho….
tum tadap naa jao to kehna.!
Ek lafz hai… MUQADDAR
isse ladke dekho….
tum haar na jao toh kehna.
Ek lafz hai…. WAFAA
Zamane mein nahin milti…
kahin dhoond pao to kehna.!
Ek lafz hai….. AANSOON
Dil mein chhupa kar dekho.. Tumhari aankhon se na nikle toh kehna.!
Ek lafz hai…. JUDAAI
isse seh kar toh dekho…
tum toot ke bikhar na jao tohkehna.!
Ek lafz hai….. KHUDA
Usse pukaar kar toh dekho….
sab kuch paa naa lo toh kehna!
very nic lines
But bachlor ji i am no agree ur last line. Kyunki khuda bahut be-rahim ha. Meri puri jindgi barbaad kardi is Zaalim ne. Ab aur kuch nai keh sakta warna ro padunga ma. Bahut tadap raha hun. us khuda ko yaad karne ki saza mil rahi ha
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:)
Lady Teacher asked her student Pappu:- Woh kya hai Jo cow ke paas 4 aur mere pas 2 hai.
Pappu: Madam Legs.
mem: Woh kya hai jo tumari pant me hai aur mere petikot me nahi hai
Pappu: Madam Pocket
mem: Woh kya hai jo log din me lene ke bajaye raat ko bistar per lete hai
Pappu: Neend
mem : Woh kya hai jo ladki pehli bar karwate huye dard ki wajah se roti hai
Pappu: Kaan mein chhed.
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MORAL:- Aap bhi apni neeyat or thought Pappu ki tarah saaf rakhen.
gud bt old
Weldon D.K. BOSS weldon !!
1 ques 2 all users
wo konsi baat hai jo ldki k sath ho jaye to wo kisi ko b nhi btati ? Rply
Garmiyo me bhainse kam dudh deti hai,
Issliye
mahilao se guzarish haimushkil waqt mein saath de..!!
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Garm karte waqt dudh fatne na de…!
gud joke deepu
last line ye honi chahiye thi
girls se request hai ki aap apna dudh DAAN dekar ek mahan n paropkari kaarye kren. N boyz n bhenso se duayen paayen. Thanx
(.)(.)
Nice joke deepak
hiii dear frnds…gud noon.hw r u all???
Hlo varsha hw r u
m f9..u tel,howz u?
DO YOU KNOW WHICH IS THEMOST COSTLY LIQUID OF THE WORLD..?? . . . . Ans :”TEAR” ..It is made of 1 % water & 99 % feelings…!! SO.. Don’t waste it..!
nyc bro….
Har Ladka kisi Ladki ki zindgi m pehla Ladkahona chahta h, or har Ladki kisi Ladke ki zindgi m aakhri ladki hona chahti h.. Aisa kyu? RepLy with solid ANSWER.
Dear,
ladke or ladki ki feelings me bht fark hota h…
Hr ladka kisi ladki ki lyf me pahla ladka hona chahta h…akhri nh..coz akhri hone ka mtlb jimmedari uthana hota h…ki..ab vo us ladki k st rahne ko tayar h..us k st jindgi bitane ko tayar h…but..ladke ka maksad only enjoy krna hota h..jindagi gujarna nh…vo pahla to hona chahta h but akhri nh hona chahta…..
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But..
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1 Ladki ki feelings bht alag hoti h..vo bht jaldi kisi se pyar nh krti..bht sochti h..n jb vo kisi ko chahne lagti h to fir vo kuch or nh sochti..ki..us ladke ki lyf me pahle koi ladki thi ya nh thi..bs vo to itna hi chahti h ki vo akhri ladki ho…n..ab us ladke ki lyf me or koi ladki na aye…vo jindgi st bitane k sapne bun ne lagti h….
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In short…Ladko ka dil bht bada hota h..us me duniya bhr ki ladkiya sama skti h…n..kisi k hone na hone se koi jyada fark nh padta
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But.Ladki ka dil bht chota h..us me to shayad 1 ladka b bht mushkil se samata h…n…us ko dil se nikal pana to us se b jyada mushkil hota h.
American ki kamyabi ka raaz..
“wo kaam ko dimag me aur c**t… ko l**d pr rakhte hai..”
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“aur hum c**t ko dimag me…. aur kaam ko l**d pr rakhte hai..”
I’m always positive. Therefore, My blood group is B+
दोस्तो,
नमस्कार !!!!
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है,
ना मा, बाप, बहन, ना यहा कोई भाई है.
हर लडकी का है Boy Friend, हर लडके ने Girl Friend पायी है,
चंद दिनो के है ये रिश्ते, फिर वही रुसवायी है.
घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है,
पर Girl Friend से मिलने को टाईम रोज मिल जाता है.
दो दिन से नही पुछा मां की तबीयत का हाल,
Girl Friend से पल-पल की खबर पायी है,
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है :’(
कभी खुली हवा मे घुमते थे,
अब AC की आदत लगायी है.
धुप हमसे सहन नही होती,
हर कोई देता यही दुहाई है.
मेहनत के काम हम करते नही,
इसीलिये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है.
McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे,
दाल-रोटी तो मुश्कील से खायी है.
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है :’(
Work Relation हमने बडाये,
पर दोस्तो की संख्या घटायी है.
Professional ने की है तरक्की,
Social ने मुंह की खायी है.
आपका दोस्त,
♥♥ जय ♥♥
isko change nhi kia ja sakta dost.
Nice jay truthfull lines
gud…1
jay nice 1 bro..!
dosto mere ques. ka ans to de do
navya kahan gai aaj ?
:P
:)
:D
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:’(
:D
very nic pixls. Lagi rho
Dil Ke Paas Aapka Ghar Bana Liya…
Khwabo Me Aapko Basa Liya…
Mat Puchho Kitna Chahte Hai Hum Aapko…
Aapki Har Khata Ko Apna Mukaddar Bana Liya…!
Bas ek tamana hai unko pane ki…
Koshish bekar rahi unko bhulane ki…
akhri umeed ye hai agar wo meri laash se lipat kr roye… to… rone… dena dosto! badi hasrat thi unko apne seene <3 se lagane ki…
wah … ;)
:)
kya bhai admin le liya na server pe load…smiley on karke….chalo lage raho… :D
Girl: Hi baby.
Boy: Hiii honey..(sending failed)
Girl: R u there??:(
Boy: Yes yes…im here…(sending
failed)
Girl: R u ignorng me or wat??:s
Boy: Honey im nt..i m ryt here..
(sending failed) Girl: Its over..dnt
evr talk to me again!
Boy: Marja saali (message sent).
Ye admin ka kamal hai
Unke laboo pe naam kisi ajnabi kaa tha…
baat chhoti thi par dil ko bahot lagi..!
Iss kadar kimati to naa tha mera chain…o…sukun
jo loot ke wo le ke kisi anmol khajane ki tarah..!
12 Best moments of lyf:
-2 fal in luv…
-2 clear ur last exam…
-2 wake up n realise its still posible 2 sleep…
-2 gt a phone cal sayin clas is cancelled…
-2 feel butterflies every tym u see THAT PERSON…
-2 see n old frnd again n 2 feel dat things hav nt Changed…
-2 touch d fingers of new born child…
-speakin 2 n old frnd on sunday evenin…
-waitin 4 a call or msg from ur love wen u r alone…
-walkin alone on a silent road@night…
-ridin d bike on a highway while its rainin…
-speakin 2 d special 1 on phone while standin in front of d mirror…
Feels Awsum doesnt it!!! :-)
Tujh se bichda to jaana ki maut kya..? cheej hai…
Zindgai to wo thi jo hum tumhare mehfil me guzaar gaye..! <3
nyc lines,,,
thanx @shaan
Ban ke saher tu saath chal mere…
…Aabb mujhe apni saanso pebharosa naa raha…!
bahut khub nitesh
thanx deleted g..!
=h
:-)
gud evng frndzzz………,
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physics aaj bahut easy hoti agar…..
Jab NEWTON tree ke niche baitha tha, to apple ke jagah apple ka tree hi gir jata….
Aur wo wahi dab ke mar jata…
;)
=)
8)
ek bar santa hathaude se patthar tod rha tha..
Ki achanak wo 15-20 feat uchai tak uchhala aur 2-3 round ghum kar niche gira….
Side me khada pappu bola -
papa ek bar fir isi tarh se uchhalo..
Santa.: sale kya mai fir apne ”L” par hathaude maru… :-):) :) ;-)
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Hi deleted
Shopkeeper: Ye car ke pichey “L” likhney ka kya matlab hota hai?
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Santa: “L” ka matlab hai ke driver “L**D” ki tarah hai, kahin bhi ghus sakta hai..
Hi, frnzzzz….
@ Admin bro aj ka 3 o clock wala joke kaha h..?
@ ye Jay aj kaha apni G. Marva raha h…admin, kisi ki b itni G. mt mara karo ki banda 2 din tk behosh pada rahe
@ Deleted ji ap acche shayar ho.
@ Piyush bhai , ye roz roz itni jaldi gud nyt mt kiya karo, varna shaadi k baad bhaibhi ko prblm ho jayegi…
but jo b h..tum bht swt bande ho…
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thanks shaan
but mein ye collect karta hun ….mere apne nahi h …..
Aaj 3 baje wala joke nahi admin ab to coment direct kar de yaar main kisi ke bhi coment ka jawab nahi de pa raha hoon
Daughtr : Dad m Lesbian
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Dad: okay
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2nd Daughtr: m Also Lesbian
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Dad: O My God..!! Dosen’t Any1 Frm Dis Family Luv MEN?
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Son: I Do…..!!
gud joke,
Shaan bro.
Maine apni poori zindagi izzat ke saath guzaari hai,
aaj tak kisi ke aagey Haath nahi
Phailaayi……
Taangon ki baat Alag hai..
– Sunny Leone
good joke……
Hehehehe….
Nice1 bro…!
good n9t frndzz…
Bye bye…. tc….
aaj fir gud nite …..
saanso ka ana-jana hi jindagi h…Agar..
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e yaar..
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Kaash ye saasen bewafa ho jati un ki bewafai se pahle….
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Not copy pest…just,.wrtnde By – Me…
Pyar me mout se darta kon h…
Pyar ho jata h karta kon h…
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi kurban…
Par phle pata to chale ki humse pyar karta kon h…
Boy sends a friend request to a Girl
and Inboxes her: Hey wanna be
Friends?
Girl : Do I Know you?
Boy: (thinks: Abbe nahin jaanti tabhi
toh tujhe add kiya taki jaan le!!)
but sayz…..Ahh..no, But that’swhy
wanted to add u to get to know u!!
Girl : Sorry But I don’t add strangers!
Boy : (again thinks:HAAN
kamini…JAISE teri friend list ke har ek
bande/bandi ka bio-data
tere paas hai!!!)
but sayz…..Oh Not a Problem…btw
where are u from?
Girl : I don’t share any Private
information!
Boy : Badi aayi pm ki Beti…I sent a
friend Request 2 u.. NOT A Marriage
Proposal :-P
Girl : Arre tum toh naraaz hi ho
gaye..Ruko Add karti hun ! ;) lol :D
Ryt Nitesh bro, esa hi hota h..
In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spiderman wer flying across India & suddenly THey died.
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Why ????????
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I kno u r thinking of rajnikant but
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The reason behind dis….
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Agar yaad ho to….GABBAR ne 3 goliya hawa me chalayi thi… ;-)
sorry Admin bro, galti se 2 tym post ho gaya.,
Thnx admin dear, nxt tym i will try ki esi galti na ho..
no prob
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
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Pappu : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl..:P:P
Profesr 2 studnt:- Wat z “Atentn Deficit Hypractiv Disorder?”
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.Student: Jimba Lomba Bomba!!
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Prof: ye kya tha?
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Stdnt: pehle tu bta vo kya tha
Hi i m new here. Can i join 2 all of u
Hi
Hlo shanu apko most welcome is site pe aane ke liye apka is khushiyo ki satrangi duniya me swagat hai .
Frnds ye apne sameer ji ki real story h..must read it..ap sb ko pata chal jayega ki unhone ab tk shadi kyu nh ki…
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Gir frndl : Sameer, Mujse Shaadi Kab Karoge?
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Sameer ji : Arre Pagli.. Do Batata Wada Aur Ek Mendu Wada K Liye Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya ?..:P:P
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
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at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
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at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
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at 48 a TT ball…
Ye TT kay hai
Hi frd
World’s most beautiful sentence
“..But, I m with U”
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World’s most painful sentence:-
“I m with U, but”
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Words are same but where they r placed, matters a lot.
Hi frds
Deleted bro ye prity aapke peechhe pad gai hai. Har waqt aapko hi yaad krti rhti hai. Chalo achchha hai. Bt prity k cmnts zakas hote hain.
Nitesh bro kya baat hai. Aap v kuchh km nhi hain. Nice shayri haan
thanx dear
Site ki girls ye hmmmmm kya hota hai ?
hmmmm means kuch sochna…
The 1 who Holds Ur Hand evrytme U need Support is surly Ur Gud Frnd,
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But Ur Bestfrnd is d 1 who Holds Ur Hand evn More Tightly wn u say-Leave Me Alone…
Varsha yaar kahan gayab ho jati ho. Plz do’nt go away dear.
Shaan bro r u new user. then most velkm frnd.
Thnx dear…
okk alok ji…ab aur gayab nhi houngi…yahi rahungi.
Aj yaha k 2 sb se mst users., j&w… nh aye h…pata nh shayad 500 rs de kr apni G marwa rahe ho,…
hi everybody specially admin
gabbar k peda hate hi uski maa ne 3thappd mare
gabber k fdr n pucha kyu maar rahi ho
gbr ki m.peda hote hi punch raha hai kitne admi the
Window says see the world.
Calendar says be upto date.
Door says dont miss the opportunity.
Bed says think more and take rest to make more efforts
¤ HAVE A NICE DAY ¤
thanks bechlar bro