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Ladki: Baba Agr Mai Boyfrnd Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga? B: Narak Mei Jaogi. L: Aur Apke Sath? B: Chalak Ladki Swarg Mei Jana Chahti Hai

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  75 Comments

  1. shabnam says:

    wakai baba ke chodne se ladki swarg hi jayegi kyonki baba tarah-2 ke aasan chodne ke liye prayog me layenge jis se ladki ko to swarg ka hi anand milega. Kehte bhi to hain OLD IS GOLD. Vaise bhi baba log to chodu hote hi hain.

  2. rahulmalhotra says:

    Chalak ladki nahi…. baba Ramdev hai……! vaise ek bat aur batau to mere sath sex karke bhi swarg me hi jayegi koi bhi ladki….!! so any girl who want to enter swarg can connect me!

    1. amrish saxena says:

      rajini aise baba pe kabhi bharosa mat karna .tumhe pata bhi nahi lagega aur swerg bhej denge..

    1. divya says:

      acky ji mai tumhe bhul jaau ye ho nhi sakta or tum mujhe bhul jaao ye mai hone nhi dungi (ye kaisa laga bura laga to srry)

      1. acky says:

        divya ji we all here to enjoy and there is nothing wrong in your comments. You seem like nice girl to me.

        so enjoy being you……….

  3. deepak says:

    Tharki baba hai bt. Apko particularly baba ramdev ka naam nahi likhna chahiye tha.

    Uski jagah simple baba bhi likha ja sakta tha.Btw nice joke

    hii divya aaliya chocobebo admin tum sab kaise ho…

  4. deepak says:

    Divya dear bus mein to main vaise bhi nahi chadta. Vo 6 saal pehle ki ghatna thi. Main to metro ya phir apni bullet pe hi travel krta hu.

    Aur rahi baat cheda khaani ki to bus main boys k saath koi kuch nahi kr skta.

    Ab to metro mein bhi alag se ladies compartment ban gaya hai ladkiyan to dekhne ko bhi nahi milti cheda khaani to boht door ki baat hai

  5. deepak says:

    Rajni ji jisse aap ummeed rakhoge vohi apki ummeed k khilaf kam krega isliye don't expect anything from others

  6. acky says:

    a girl went to baba:-
    Girl: Baba me future dekhana chahti hoon plz help me.
    Baba: Ok pahle apne kapde utar ke ghodi ban jao.
    Girl: lagta hai aap mere saath sex karne wale hai.
    Baba: Dekha future dikhne laga na ???????

  7. deepak says:

    Ok admin bhai jaisa aap chaho

    'n divya main itna b tharki nahi hu ki ap mujhe us baba ki jagah rakh rhe ho

    1. acky says:

      hey gouri, i like this name very much it always reminds me my first crush in school….. (pahla nasha pahla ghuar naya yar hai ……….)

  8. shabnam says:

    Rashid miyan is site par kya aur girls aise comnts nahi deti hain kya agar maine bhi maza lene ke liye aisa comnt paas kar diya to isme tumhe kya takleef hai? Mujhe to ye samajh nahi aata ki har musalman ladka mujhe yahi kehta hai ki tum ladki nahi ho, shayad unko feel hota hai ki ek muslim ladki aise comnt kaise deth hai. Agar sabko achcha nahi lagta to main aaj se comnt nahi dungi. Sabhi friends ko mera aakhri salam. Bye……

    1. acky says:

      Dear shabnam If any person doesn't like your comments then he should not read them but they dont have right to make you stop from doing so. I personally feel that you use very open words………. it doesn't mean than you stop enjoying yourself. keep Messaging…..

    2. Dil Jani says:

      Ari Shabo aisa zulm nahein karo yaar . dekho maza leine mein aur comments deine mein mazahab kahan se aagiya ,
      mein bhi muslim hoon aur yahn khoob maza leita hoon .aplogon ke comments padh ke joke padhne see ziyada maza ata hai …….. iss liye please keep making comments woh bhi garam garam .. ok
      jani

  9. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Naughty Hotty me to tume zamin pe hi zannat ki sair kara sakta hu bas ek baar sea ka mauka do

  10. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Divya darling…
    tumare naam se koi or b comment kar rha hai kya
    agar aisa hai to ADMIN ji meri aapse gujaris hai ki uske comment approve na kiye jaye…
    aakhir DIVYA me to hamari jaan basti hai or hum apni jaan ko kisi k sath share nhi karna chahte

  11. jay says:

    pia ji aap ki baat sahi hai sare baba log narak me hi jaege jo ladkio ke sath sex aasan karte hai, ladko ke hote hue.

  12. sagitmay says:

    baba hi to baba ke bhesh me maje le rahe hai hum land apne hath se pakadkar bate hai ki hamse bhi koi sex kare