Breasts Of A 25 Years Old Girl
Views: 38,929 - Posted on 06 Jun 2012
Wife: “I Met A Doctor Today & He Says, I Have Breasts Of A 25 Years Old Girl.”
Husband: “Ohh And What Did He Say About 50 Years Old Ass Hole?”
Wife Smile And Replied: “Nothing, We Didn’t Talk About You“
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Teacher:-Aisa Muhawra Bolo Jisme 2 Body Parts K Nam Ate Ho,Jaise
1-Bina Sir Pair Ki Bat Karna.
2-Hath Pair Marna.
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Santa-Sir..”Gand Me Ungli Krna”.. ;D
jay gud joke….
Admin bro is site ka control hamare pyar JAY ko kyu nai de dete? Bcoz vo daily 1-2 acha joke suna hi deta ha. Aur aapdono me kuch smilrity bi ha jaise aap dono hi L and G lena pasand karte ho and shayri ke mamle me bhi jay achi khasi shayri likh leta ha etc ???
Acchha hai
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he he he he he he….badhiya…! tit(s) for tat… lol
Hehehehe….
Secretary Apne Boss se:
Sir Aap ki biwi mujhe
itni shak bhari nazro
se kyo dekh rahi hai ?
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. Boss: Kyo ki tumse
pehle wo meri Secretary thi..
Soch rha hun ek seceretry rkh loon. Hot……… very hot…….
Good
Moral . . Wife se panga mat lo . .
Seceretary jhakas ho.
adka propose mare toh ladki k
5 jawab ho sakte hai
1. No
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2. Yes
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4. I m engaged
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5. I love someone else…
. Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke
k 5 jawab
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1. Haa
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2. Yes .
3. Ok
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4. Alright
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5. Me 2 .
Moral: Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariyahota
hai…!! :P
Ladkiyo ka yhi to drama hai dil me yes hoton pe naa………
Thik kaha
Admin ne apni kahani sunai h hehehe
Haan Bhai, Bilkul Sahi Kaha Tune… Par Tujhe Kaise Pata Ki Main Doctor Tha
Hmm Abe Kahi Vo Pati Tu To Nahi Tha …….. Heheheheheh CNW
saale mein dr. tha tu husband tha….
Hahaha a6ha hai
Banta apni biwi se: Aah aah tangen kholo,
or kholo,or or zyada kholo pls,.
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Biwi: Ab kya TATTE bhi andr dalne hain kya,
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Banta: Nahi waaps bahar nekalne hain……. :D
ha ha ha ha ha…badhiya…! bechara…banta!
To ghusaya hi kyon tha
ha bhai admin aaj kuch dang ka joke likha hai…..
Gud even. frnds kaise ho aap log. Navya kahan ho ?
yahi hu
nic one
Kaise Andaz-e-Shouq se kah diya tumne ALVIDA….!
Jaise sadiyo se tere dil pe koi BOJH the HUM….!
Really grt…
V nice
I hate it wen any1 Hurts my Friends..
Bcoz, wen they r Hurt,
they bcum Sad&
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wen they bcum Sad..
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Fir to bas Over-acting dekh lo unki..! ;-)
hehe
hahaha
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Hahaha
hehehehehehe kya bakwas hai yrrrr
Hehehehe
jay bhai again gud 1..!
good night all……
Chalo so jate hain ab fir kisi sach ki talash me
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Subah uth kr phir is jhoothi duniya ka deedar krna h…”
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@gd n8 sd tc@
kya baat h …….bahut gahri baat ki h deepu…..
GOOD MORNING….RAKESH BRO….,
@Deepak,..u think so 9ice!!
..tumhari dosti mein ek nasha hai..to hum nasha kyun krein!!
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@jay,..tum kitne dildar aur mere yaar ho..!!
..tumhari yaari k hum diwane the..hain aur humesha rahenge!!
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………latest gita saar………
..na girlfriend leke aae the..na girlfriend leke jaoge..
..pyaar tha iss dil mein thoda km..beshk pyaar badha k jaoge!!
…………….****G@@D 9YTT!!****………………
Thnx Dear…
GOOD MORNING….
@Deepak,tumhein bhi acchi aur pyaari! subah!!tc
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Recieved by ur Heart!!
Good one
Lalit bro, hw r u..?
I m fine tum sunao
Ufff, wo naram labo’n ka dheere se ye kehna
Ab jaane bhi do, koi dekh na le..
Bas yoon hi guzar rha hoon,wo sab yaad kar kar ke..,
In aankhon ko dekho…
jal bhi rhi hain,beh b rhi hain….
Dard e dil ki numaish kuch is tarah ho gayi hum se…
Juban khamosh thi…
Niagah ne sb bayan kr diya..
“Jo Kahta Tha Kabhi Ki Ye Jheel Ki Aankho Mein Dubne Ka Dil Karta Hai, Aaj Vo Na Jane Kis Samunder Ki Gahraiyo Mein Khud Dooba Baitha Hai”
Writte By Shivani Kapoor :p
@ Admin bro.
Unki (Shiwani Kappor) Aankhe Humko jheel nahi Samundar Jaisi lagti hai.
Tabhi to hum unme utarney se dartey hai ki kahi Hum Doob na jaaye :p
Waah deepak achchha hai.goodmorning all friends
Hi friends g morning i m new here i m joining nvegjokes since today my friends told me that it is a platform for entertainment ,entertainment,entertainment.aur sab visitors entertenment hai