Bure Karmo Ki Saza Jarur Milti Hai
Ek Jyada Syana Ladka Mar Kar Narak Mein Pahuncha
Yamraj: “Narak Mein Aapka Sawagat Hai, Idhar 3 Darwaje Hai, Aur Har Koi Apne Bure Karmo Ka Fal Bhugat Raha Hai, Tum Koi Bhi Darwaja Chun Sakte Ho”
Pahle Darwaje Mein Ek Aadmi Ko Hunter Pad Rahe The
Dusre Darwaje Mein Aadmi Ko Tel Ki Kadhayi Mein Jalaya Ja Raha Tha
Teesre Darwaje Mein Ek Ladki Ek Bande Ka Tasali Se Choos Rahi Thi
Ladke Ne Ye Dekha Aur Fat Se Bola: “Main Teesra Darwaja Chunta Hun”
Yamraaj Muskuraya Aur Ladki Se Bola: “Good News, Ab Tum Jaa Sakti Ho, Tumhari Jagha Lene Koi Aur Aa Gaya Hai“
Kya Kabhi Aapne Socha Hai Ki Aadmiyo Ke Dimaag Mein Hamesha Kya Chalta Rahta Hai? - Nahi Pata To Dekho Aaj Aur Khud Batao Ki Ye Sach Hai Ya NahiOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Janu, Dekho Mein Kya Leke Aaya Hu
Husband Apne Hath Mein Ek Lifafa Leke Aya Aur Biwi Se Bola. Husband: “Begam, Dekho Aaj Main Tu ..- Dahej Mangna Galat Baat Hai
Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola. Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein E ..- Ye Rasta Kidhar Jata Hai?
Santa Truck Driver Thha Ek Din Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya Aur Apni Biwi Ki Panty Mein Hath Dalkar Pucha ..- Wah Re Bete, Tune To Kamal Kar Di
Ek Baap Apne 5th Class Mein Pad Rahe Bachhe Ko Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Bata Raha Thha. Baap: “P ..- Gaanv Ki Sharif Chhori
Gaanv Ki Ek Ladki Ki Shehri Babu Se Shadi Hui. Ladki Ko Sex Ke Bare Mein Kuch Nahi Pata Thha Suhagra ..Hindi Version
एक ज्यादा सयाना लड़का मर कर नर्क में पहुंचा
यमराज: "नरक में आपका सवागत है, इधर 3 दरवाजे है, और हर कोई अपने बुरे कर्मो का फल भुगत रहा है, तुम कोई भी दरवाजा चुन सकते हो"
पहले दरवाजे में एक आदमी को हंटर पड़ रहे थे
दुसरे दरवाजे में आदमी को तेल की कढाई में जलाया जा रहा था
तीसरे दरवाजे में एक लड़की एक बन्दे का तसली से चूस रही थी
लड़के ने ये देखा और फट से बोला: "मैं तीसरा दरवाजा चुनता हूँ"
यमराज मुस्कुराया और लड़की से बोला: "गुड न्यूज़, अब तुम जा सकती हो, तुम्हारी जगह लेने कोई और आ गया है"
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hahhaha ye admi admin tha……
kyon be adminited……samir birk..chisne mein to tu mahir h ….
haan teri GF ke dudhu chusne mein mahir hun :p
chee!! admin nark mein jaega tu..agar ladkio ka dhoodh chusega!! :lol:
aisa ganda kaam kbi naa krio haa haa!!
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Saale tu jay ar anuj ka lund chus chus k hi to expert hua h gandu admin
Mene teri ek bar tasalli se gabd kya mar di tu to mere ko gandu bulane lag gya hai
Vry gud joke…
Hello,
@ Del bro,
@ Jay bro,
@ varsha ji,
Roo lene do aaj jee bhar k hume..!!
Aaj us ne rulaya hai,
jis ne muskurana sikhaya tha…!!!
A classy thought:
=”Sometimes ur best feelings are found in the drafts..
those are the words which u type but never send…”
:-( =
Koi Apna Nahi Hai,
Apne Siwa..
Doosra !! Doosra Hi Hota Hai..!!!”
Magar kabhi-2 2usre apne ho jate hain or apne begane ho jate hain
issi ko duniya khte hain lalit…shyad usme bhi kucch accha chhipa ho!!
@Deepak,..apne sab hote hain..lekin kisi ki koi majburi hoti hai,..koi apni hi mindset k problem mein uljha hai…aur dher saare reasons hai…tumhe bhale hi koi 100percnt apna naa maane lekin 1percent to apna maanta hi hai na..!!
aaj mujhe yaad naa krne ka koi reason???
anywez…..mein khud ko aur khuda ko naa bhul jaaun…itna mein jarur khyal rkhta hoon!!
:)
Yado Me Aakar Yaad Ko Bhi
Yaadgar Bana Jate Ho Aap,
Aapki Har Yaad Me 1 Baat Hoti He,
Aur Hamari Har Baat Me Aapki Yaad Hoti Hai..
Dear Ap ko kaise bhool skta hu…upar wale ne muje kuch anmol tohfe diye h..aap un me se 1 ho….
Or ye apna or paraya wala cmnt mene isi liye likha…ki muje yaha k apne saare dosto k rplys mil paye..ki..vo
kya sochte h….
Deepak bro ur right…. but kuch dino ke liye koi apne se bhi baad kar ho jate hai
Good joke
hehehehehe …..bechara :P
Aaj hehehehe kyon
aive hi :)
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“har vyakti paap krta hai…aur uski saja khud bhugta hai..
paap kisi ka dil dukhane se lekar kisi ki hatya tak ho sakta hai…”
“koi nrk mein nhi jaata..kyunki dhrti pe hi uske kie ka phal mil jaata hai”
proved !!
iam agreed. with you ……
“thanks Deepak Dear”
“mera flag nhi bann paa raha :( ”
:)
tc friends!!
happy indepndence day to all in this site
Añuj how r u?
Prince Can you tell me how to use hindi font in dolphin browser.
simple. hai del ji Aapka android root kar lo and CyanogenMod 9 matlab icecream sandwich 4.0.3 karlo then aap koi bhi font dekh sakte hai
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i have rooted android but doesn’t know how to upgrade…..it shows file is missing
Hmmm cynogenmod ki site pe chala ja vaha teri device supported hui to puri guide mil jayegi
|स्वतंत्रता दिवस पर सभी मित्रों को
हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं !!
same to you.
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DEDICATED TO MY REAL BOY!!DEDICATED TO ME BY GOD!!
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aaj tumne hume tadpaya hai..
aaj tumne hume tadpaya hai..
kal tum bhi tadpoge meri chaht mein..
ek din tha jab tumhare sirf khwab dekha krte the..
ek din tha jab apni badneesibi ko apna nseeeb samjha krte the..
aaj bhi tumhe dil se chahte hain..ghanto teri tasweer nihrte hain..
tere pyaar main mein..aansuo k saagr bana dun..lekin dil pe patthr rakh do aansun bahatein hain.
kiss jnm ki saja mili hume yeh nhi jaante..lekin teri chahto ki saza mein apna jeevn bita denge.
koi gum nhi tumse doorie ka..kyunki dooriyon mein bhi hum yakeen nhi krte..
dil mein laakho baatein saja rkhi hain meine..kucch pyaar k kucch narajgi k..
iss tapti pyaasi dhrti pr …apne pyaar ki baarish kr o mere sapno k raajkumar..
.dua kr..ek lambi umr ho ek lamba saath ho..bus tum ho aur tumhra pyaar saath ho!!
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**I LOVE YOU** **I LOVE YOU** **I LOVE YOU**
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Katoon si chubhti hai Tanhai
Angaroon si sulagti hai Tanhai
Koi aa kar hum dono ko hunsa de
Main rota hoon rone lagti hai Tanhai
Jab bhi tere Hisar se nikalna chaha
Yaadoon k beej bone lagti hai Tanhai
Raat k kisi hise main yeh bhi Bewafa ho jati
hai
Main nahi sota sone lagti hai Tanhai
Tum se judaa ho kar is se hi Dil laga lia hai
Mar sa jata hoon jab khone lagti hai Tanhai
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Nic joke
thik c joke
Husband Bangkok Trip Par Gaya Hua Thha,
Bahut Dino Tak Wapis Nahi Lauta.
Wife Ne Usko Email Kari Jismein Usmein
Likha Thha.
“Darling, Waha Tum Jo Chhez Kharid Rahe
Ho, Kya Mein Wo Yaha Bechna Shuru
Kardu?”
Aur Pati Dusre Din Vapis Ghar Mein Thha
Hehehehe….
Ek Aadmi GUARD Se: Mein CM ke bahut
CLOSE hoon muje andar jane de………………
Guard: Sir, Gotiya bhi L**D ke bahut CLOSE
hoti hain, par andar jaati hai kya ?!?!?!
बहुत अँधेरा है कमरे में रौशनी कर दो,
उतार दो यह पैराहन, चांदनी कर दो।
चली भी आओ, मैं जकड़ूँगा तुम को बाँहों में,
मैं पीना चाहता हूँ आज बस निगाहों से।
दिखा के अपना हुस्न मेरे होश गुम कर दो,
कि आज प्यार की पहली पहल भी तुम कर दो।
चले भी आओ तड़प के हमारी बाँहों में,
कि अपनी सांस मिला दो हमारी सांसों में।
मेरे जलते हुए होठों पे अपने लब रख दो,
उतार दो ये कपड़े पलंग पे सब रख दो।
मैं अपने लबों को रख दूँ तेरे रुखसारों पे,
और अपने हाथ फिराऊँ तेरे उभारों पे।
तुझे सर से पाँव तक मैं चूमता ही रहूँ,
तेरे कंधे, तेरी छाती को चूसता ही रहूँ।
मैं चाहता हूँ छेड़ना तेरे अंग-अंगारों को,
दबा के चूस के पी लूँगा इन उभारों को।
तेरा वोह अंग जो दुनिया में सबसे प्यारा है,
मैं उसे जीभ से चाटूं तेरा इशारा है।
फिरा के हाथ बदन पे मैं सज़ा दूँ तुझको,
फिर अपनी जीभ से ज़न्नत का मज़ा दूँ तुझको।
मेरे लिए भी तो यह काम एक बार करो,
मुंह में लेके चूसो इसे और प्यार करो।
फिर आओ इसके बाद एक हो जाएँ हम तुम,
मुझे अपने बदन में पूरा समा लेना तुम।
और इस खेल में आखिर में वोह मुकाम आये,
मेरे बदन में जो भी कुछ है तेरे काम आये।
चले आओ मेरी खुशियों को सौ गुणी कर दो,
बहुत अँधेरा है कमरे में रौशनी कर दो !
Lalit ji apko bahut bahut badhai
how are you hps?
Sunny leone doing bold scenes in jism 2 is like-
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Sitting for B.Com exam aftr topping in CA FINAL…:-D
good joke nitesh some say
G.N.friends
good night preeti saxena g
Gud nyts…
@deleted ji
@hps bro
@lalit @deepak @aby @jay @devendra @Nashedi bhai..!
@prity @priya @navya ji and all..!
GOOD NIGHT BRO ……
@Deleted ji ye aapke Cell pe Depend karta hai ke aap konsa cell use karte hai….
Good night …. @Dhiraj dear,deepak bro,lalit ji, HpS ji….Priya ji, Navya ji,prity ji
aby I am using reliance tablet
ek aadmi Bike pe sawar ho kr border par kr rha tha
or uski pith pe ek beg tha….
Border pe tainat sipahi ne usse puchha k is beg me kya h ?
Addmi : iss beg me mitti h ..
Sipahi ne thik se pura beg check kiya
par usko mitti k siwa kuchh na mila…
usne us bike sawar ko jane diya……….. .
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fir kuchh dino bad wo bike sawar fir se aaya or
fir se uske pas wohi bag tha…
sipahi ne fir check kiay par iss bar b mitti k siwa kuchh na mila…
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iss tarah ye silsila 2 saal tak chalta rha,….
2 saal me wo bike sawar bahut ameer ban gya,,,
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ek din ek hotel me wo sipahi us bike sawar se mila or puchha k :
mujhe doubt h k tum kuchh na kuhch jarur churate ho,
mujhe bata do me kisi se b nhi kahuga…
Bike sawar : me to bike churata tha…….. !!! :P =D
Ye bike sawar dhoom-3 ka ameer khan h pakka :P
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gud nyt @dhiraj jee..! :-)
Good night @aby
@nitesh & all :)
Good night priya ji sweeeeeeet dreeeammmssss…….:D !!!!!!!
del bro..it’s quit simple. just download ttf devnagri font and with the help of ‘root explorer’ paste it in to system/bin.
flashing with latest rom, as admin bro and aby has suggested, is the other way. good night.
STEPS TO INSTALL HINDI FONT ON
ANDROID.
1. Download and Install ES File
Explorer.
2. After installing the app you will
need to enable the Root
Explorer. For that purpose
Open “ES File Explorer” go to
settings –> check “Root
Explorer”. Also check “Mount
File System” option so that we
can write and file system.
3. Download and save these fonts
on your device’s /system/font/
directory. (It will replace the
fonts from that directory so be
careful)
DroidHindi.ttf
DroidSansFallback.ttf .
4. Reboot the device and enjoy
the Marathi, Hindi messages
and mails on your android
device
Dosto ****Good morning*** in advanced kyuki Aadhi raat ho chuki hai…….
Good morning friends
Hello
hello admin bro nice joke marte ho yr