Bus Driver Se Shadi Karne Ka Nuksan

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63 Responses to "Bus Driver Se Shadi Karne Ka Nuksan"

  1. Jay says:

    hahahahahahah Driver etane buddhu to nahi hote hai….. tab to wo Boobs ko horns samjhkar Raat bhar khoob dabaya hoga……..

  2. Jay says:

    hey frnds gud pm…..yaaro tum sab kaha ho ????????
    Shayad BAJRANGBALI ko Prasad chadhane gaye huye hai ………
    *******JAI BARJRANG BLI **********

  3. Panchhi says:

    Haye re …hehehe

  4. shubham says:

    badiya joke tha koi h friendship k lie?

    • PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ dekhshuvam bhai yaha sb frndsip ke liye hee hai !

      nd sb se pehle main hu naa !

      @ CHAL YAAR TU V MAAZZZA LUT LE !

  5. Jay says:

    @………. Jin k honton pe mere choomnay k nishaan abhi baaqi hain

    aaj un ko mere milnay se haya aati hai…

  6. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    vry nice !!!!!!

    @ fir stering kise banaya us driver ne !

  7. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ hi frnd mera real name RAJEEV hai !

    @ aur maine psychology naam esliye rakhaa ki , maine psychology se MASTER ki digree lee hai !

    @ main bihar ka rehne wala hu nd delhi me rehta hu !

    @ kisi ko bura lage to sorrrryyyyyyy !

    @ frnd ne puchhaaa aur maine bol diya !

  8. Samir says:

    Nice joke,,,,,hiiii admin,,,,yaar aisa lag raha hai ki aap aaj kl kisi doosre kamo me busy ho,,,tabhi to bahut km jokes hm logon ko mil rahe hain

    • PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ main v aapke baat se sehmt hu samir bhai !

      @ admin g aapko namskaar !!!!!!!!!!

      @ km jokes q aa rahe hai ?

  9. viru says:

    @Admin, kya bat hai dost, mera comment kyu nahi appove ho rahe? Do din pahele wala b abhi tak waiting mai hi dikh raha hai aur aaj around 6 o'clock diya tha voh comment to gayab hi ho gaya, pls jarur batana.

    This joke is good,
    Lekin jab kisi ladki ki shadi kisi bus conductor se ho jaye to kya hoga?
    Conductor to rbt bhar chaniye ka nada khichta rahega aur bus stop ka naam bolta rahega,
    Biwi chilla k bolegi- bus stop ka naam bolna chhod aur teri gaadi ko stand pe laga de,
    Bole to nada khichna aur chillana chhod aur muze chodna suru kar de.

  10. Cobra says:

    diver se shadi karegi to asa hi hoga.
    nice jock

    hello frnds kaise ho?

  11. Harsh says:

    Nice Joke par Bus Driver ne horn samajh kar chunchiyan bhi khub dabayi hogi

  12. savita says:

    Hi my all loving friends,
    Life is cricket Dn't lose Ur wicket,
    Try 2 get century,
    Never 4get Ur boundary,
    Even if U r runout,
    Never Bcome mood off,
    B'coz God is 3rd umpire..
    tc

  13. raavan says:

    oye rabba saale ye driver log bhi na laat ke baigar to baat bhi nahi karte inko to choot door se dikhani chahiye taki saale jameen par hi laat marte rahe saale ne nayi choot ki aisi ki taisi kar di
    ————————————————————————————
    oye panchhi jaan kaisi ho.yaar mujhse aisi konsi khta(mistake) ho gyi jo tum mere liye lafda kar rahi ho agar mere comment na dene se naraj ho to sorry yaar but mujhse naraj to mat ho yaar ek tum hi to ho jo mujhe samjh sakti ho or ab to mai regular cmt dunga yaar.agar koi or dusra lafda hai to btao or haan sanket kaisa hai kahin usake to………
    ————————————————————————
    savita g thanks for reply or btao kaisi hain aap.yaar iss admin bhai ne aaj ek or prob. publish kar di koi iska bhi solution btao na nahi anarth ho jayega

  14. raavan says:

    hy divya thanks for reply. yaar maine to tumhe hi apna target bna rkha hai bas mai to ye dekh rha tha tum chhupi kha ho .raavan or divya(sita)ko bhul jaye ye namumkin hai tumhara to mai ek din apharn jarur karunga
    ————————————————————————————
    oye rashi tussi kitthe ho g ?saanu bhull ge ji
    ———————————————————————–
    hy psychology bhai yaad to tumhe rakhta hi hun but yaar tumhara ye naam bhi itna bda hai ki likhte likhte tumhe hi bhul jaate hain ki ye tumhara naam hai ya fir…………..

    • PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ bhai ravaan mujhse mil ke to dekho , main PSYCHOLOGY ki puri kitaab hu !

      jitna padhoge mere me utni pej badhati jayegee !

  15. raavan says:

    oye panchhi dear kisi ko aise nahi bolte ki tum kon ho? dil tutta hai yaar sallu bhai itne pyaar se aapko cmt kiya tha
    ———————————————————————
    are dhiraj bhai khan gaayab the itne dino tak aapki shaayari sunne ko kaan tarash gye the
    ——————————————————————————-
    hy jay,veeru,ajuba,pyaremohan,heartbeat,admin,crook.ht and all my lovly frnds how r u?

    • Heartbeat says:

      Hlo raavan ji main to theek hu aap apna sunao kaisa haal hai dekhna divya(sita) ka kidnaap aaram se karna kiyu k wo bohut najuk hai

  16. pyare mohan says:

    very good HAHAHAHAH

  17. shallu says:

    hehe fir to bahut kuch ho gya hoga

  18. durgaprasad says:

    good jokes

  19. kapil the cute boy says:

    chut to pyaar karne ki chiz hai na ki laat marne ki koi samjhaye is truck driver ko…gaandu kahi ka…..

    @hi frnds kese ho sab….

    • PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ hi kapil the cute boy g !

      village me ek kahawt hai " banar kya jane haldi ka swad "

      bs wahi baat hai !

  20. kapil the cute boy says:

    yaar chut pe laat marne wala scene soch soch ke muje badi hansi aa rhi hai…..hanste pagal ho gaya…boobs se horn baja rha hoga aur pair se break,,,…he he he

  21. Harsh says:

    Savitaji Your poetry is natable.Very nice

  22. Dhiraj says:

    @Raavan..ha ha ha huh!…tum sahi kah rahe shayari bilkul gayab si ho gayi hai….i m really sry shayari k liye jay nai milta he he ha ha ha ha huh! tc.

  23. Dhiraj says:

    @Every1, dangerous things..jisse log darte hain!
    1.????
    2.god
    3.death
    4.sepration

  24. AJUBA says:

    Kese kese log rahete yaar puri duniya jo chiz ke pi6e pagal he ye ullu lat mar raha he gadha kahika bichari dulhan

  25. Ashish mahto says:

    Tab to Bus driver ki bibi ande degi mast..mast..mast..

  26. Gaurav says:

    Hy admin, way2heart me chat karne k liye koi java application devolop karo na !

  27. chachaa says:

    uski choot to sooj gyi hogi

  28. Mausam says:

    hahahah achchha joke he ye

    Hi all friends(all names) how are you all?

    I am fine.

    @ Anshul kya chal rhaa he,usme kuchh improvement he kya?

    Koi hai Jo haamaare liye dua karta hai,

    Apno me Humko bhi gina karta hai,

    Bahut khushnasib samjhte hai khud ko,

    Door rah kar bhi koi yaad to kiya karta hai…

    Zarurat hi nahi he kisi alfaz ki,

    Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki,

    Pass hote to kya manzar hota,

    Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har baat ki.

  29. NARESH says:

    heheheheheh……….gud jok

  30. NARESH says:

    hi frnz……………..hehehe, yeh ladkian v na……..yaar hatho ka istemal bh to kiya hogaaaa???????????

  31. NARESH says:

    hi shallu…………kya aap meriii dosssssst banegi…..??????????

  32. NARESH says:

    lo kal lo baat,suhaagrat hoti hi hai sabkuch karne ke liye……………

  33. SAM says:

    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

    BAHUT AACHHA HI

  34. Sapan jain says:

    Savita very good sms. Face book main ho kya.

  35. Pawan says:

    Hi, savita, tumne to mera dil hi chura liya hai, kyu ho gya na? Kya are yar dosti. Gud night

  36. Piyush says:

    Mast joke he

  37. Ganesh says:

    Mast jokes thha aise he jokes tayar karte raho. I like it very much

  38. shiam says:

    bechari

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