Byuing A Condom
Views: 8,537 - Posted on 27 Oct 2010
A Man Goes To Medical Shop To Buy A Condom
Sales Girl: “May I Hold U Penis For Size?”
She Orders: “Give Him A Small”
Wait!!!! “Give Him A Medium”Wait!!!! “Give Him A Large”
Shit!!!! ” Give Me A Tissue Paper!!!!”
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ye naap kar condom konsi shop par milta hai…pia tuje pta hai..hehehe..
no vicky kahi nahi milta agar mujhe koi medical shop pata ho jaye to sabse pehle tumhe hi bataungi
bada gandu ladka hai ladki ka hath lagte hi jhad gaya,naak kata di ladko ki
Guyz m stil virgin who wud have dis pleasure to b first. . .
hiiiiiii Aahanaa i wanna b first will u give me a chance?
hi aahana,
i will be very delighted to broke ur seal my darling
ek baar aa jao bhool nahin paogi. size itna bada hai ki
apni didi ko bhi bulaogi.
Aahana mai tumhari seal todna chahata hu.
ladko ke liye tissue hi chahiye
yaar yukti kisne kaha ladko ko tissue hi chahiye.unhe jo chahiye vo to tumhare aur mere pass bhi hai
@pia Jaldi Bataiyo yaar pta karke…
mast joke he…… hi frnzzzzzzz
Aahana muje apni seal todne ka chance do,mene aaj tak kisi b ladki ki seal nhi todi,plz muje mauka do,me apne fauladi dande se tumari seal todunga,iske baad tum jo b kahogi me karunga,plz muje chance do
Guyz sorry i change my plan nw stil i want to b virgin. . . . .
kya koi ladki janti hai ki ladkiyo ki seal actual mai kya hota hai…ladkiyo me seal name ki kuch cheez hoti ni coz agp ladkiyo ki wo jagah seal hogi to menstruation kese hoga…
Best jokes…… hi frnzzzzz
Hi pavitra
@Tia..,tere pass jo hai woh ria,pia,giya,priya,diya,alia,…etc etc sab k pass hai…khali yukti k pass hi nahi hai aur tere pass…samjhi tia….tia agar guy palti hai to dahi to jaroor hoga tere pass …mere ghar bhijwa dena qki dahi bina khane ka koi maja nahi.
dheeraj ji thik se pada kariye maine kaha mere aur yukti ke pass bhi hai na ki hamare pass hi hai.aur rahi dahi ki baat vo to tmhare pass bhi hoga ya tum impotent ho.batane mein sharmana mat
@tia, u r very clever n smart girl….main cmts padta hoon nd samajhta bhi jada hoon…maine woh cmnt intentionally kia tha coz main tumse thoda jealous feel karne laga…..but thnx 4 addressng me dhiraj ji….nd m not impotent n i m a green n healthy guy….n 1 thing log apney se ya ghar k khane se satisfy nahi ho jate bahar ka bhi khana unhe chahiye rahta hai that s why asked 4 outside dahi.
thank u for saying me clever & smart dhiraj ji.jealous vo bhi mujhse vo kyu.aur rahi khane ki baat bahar ka khana har kisi ko suit nahi karta.satisfaction ke saath-saath health ka bhi dhyan rakhna padta hai
@tia,now m nt jealous of u..u r absoulutely right…health ka mamla hai…tia can u tell me whats the meaning of ur name r it is short form of something…actually yanha par kaio k naam samajh mein hi nahi ate.
nice joke…….. hey waise mujhe ladkiyo ke vagina ki gehrai napni hai. jo bhi free ho plz batana!!!!!!!!
apne(dhiraj) mere question ka thik se ans nahi diya.jealousy ka reason nahi bataya.sorry mere naam ka matlab mujhe bhi nahi pata.bas itna pata hai mujhe mera naam achha lagta h………T
@rajini, u r welcome,@tia, plz ab nahi jalta mera jia…leave d topic of jealousy…yaar ek baat batau koi sundar ladka ek ladki k 7 hota hai to thoda jealous feel hota hai…ya phir 1 k 7 10 ..god se dua hai ki aisa seen kabhi n dikhe..so i m ur gud frnd so there is no place 4 jealousy…so kick jealousy…mera dil bhi kitna pagal hai jo pyar in mundo se karta hai.
hey nice 1 n hello guyz.,
(Dhiraj) khud hi apne ap ko sundar bata rahe ho yeh accha hai.aur apka dil mundo se pyar karta hai ya mundiyo se.
Tia ji punjabi munde se agar aapka dil kare to main hun na
@tia,ek baar yeh sare ladke baba ramdev i mean 2 say sadhu ban jaye to kisi ladke pe attract hone ka sawal hi nahi uthta…sardaro pe to aj tak attract nahi hua..2um ladkia b kuch change karlo jisse mere jaise ladke 2um par attract ho jayen.
Admin ji ladka punjabi ho ya koi aur usse koi farak nahi padta
Dhiraj ji apke jaisa ladka attract na ho isliye hi to change nahi ho rahi hu
u r right tia….aap change ho gayi to apko chahne walo ka bura haal ho jaega…isliye…"rahna 2 jaise hai 2"(by-a.r.rahman)…i m ur frend nd 1 frnd dusre frnd ka bura to nahi chahega…tia…frndship mein sirf frndship jayaz hai…r u eggre wid me?