Call-Girl & Teaching Job
Views: 33,110 - Posted on 06 Oct 2011
Call-girl Applies For A Teachers Job.
Principal: “Can you Teach Zoology, Biology, Geology & Physiology”
Girl: “No, I Can Teach Only Choos-Loji, Chaat-Loji, Daal-Loji & Nikal-Loji.“
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mujhe v us school me padna hai.
kyu tu call boy hai kya hehe……..
yaar, tu sbko apne trah q samajhta hai ;)
ye to muje puchna chayiye tha. :P
ye loli kya hota hai
Hmmmmmmm……..Ye Sab New Syllabus ke subject hai kya ?????
Tab to mujhe bhi us school me admission lena padega……hehehehe
dekha jay, hmare vichar kitne milte hai. ise khte hai- true frndship :)
Haa Bro. tum sahi kah raha hai..Aur humari pasand v ek hai:))
whatt!!!
abe bhosdike tu admission lega… bhosdike tu mere kabje main hai bhosdike….dekhta hoon kaise admission leta hai bosdike…..chal ab bahut ho gaya bhosdike….chal ab jaldi se bol de bhosdike….bhosdike kise kah raha hoon …bosdike….jay tujhe kah raha..hoon….abe…bhosdike…I LOVE U…bol mujhe….bhosdike..apna khyal rakhna….aur bhosdike…miss u…love u…muahh!!!..haan ek aur baat ghoncu….thoda body shody bana le…nahi to teri aisi pitayi karunga…rona band kar dega…hahahhahahahhahahahah!!!!!!
dar gaya bhosdike..hehehehehe….dekh liya …yanhi se training lee hai…aur delly belly se…hahahahah!!!..aur teri PEARL..kanha hai aajkal dikhti nahi….bol diyo use agar agli baar teri aur line maarne ki koshish kari to usko kidnap kar lunga…hehehehehe!!!…
@del, where r u ..m missing u so much…god bless u my lost friend…
@jay,….abhi mere pass kuch kahne k liye nahi….bus itna kahna hai…janha bhi raho..kush raho..kisi apne ko hamesha dil mein saja k rakho..usko hamesha pyaar do..pearl only want one thing frm god ur happiness…pearl will never say u..that she will love u…coz she will luvs u 4ever…coz u were the only one who hold my heart…when once it was alone in this world…..dear tumhi the jisne iss dil ki dhadkno ko feel kiya tha…jay last but not least ..mujhe kabhi mat bhulna….jay bus itna hi tha kahne ko par hai iss dil mein tumhare liye bahut kucch…jay..gudnight…sweetdreams….tc jay..jay tc:)
hi! ji aapko pta hai judai ka dard kya hota hai koi baat nai ek din usko bhi aapki itni hi yaad aayegi jitna aap miss karte ho.and allways be happy d”t worry
hehehe aisi teacher ka mujhe sakht jarurat hai koi to help kar do salo buhuhuhuhu tanha jiya na jaye tanha jiya na jaye aage ka line bhul gya
note – jaise har frnd jaruri hota h waise har cmt v jaruri hota hai chahe usme dum ho ya na ho bt cmt dena jaruri hota hai
Gd mrng
miss u too jay dear
ADMIN hehehe, abe 2ne mjhe santa smjh liya hai kya ?? shivani ke no ki jgah 2ne 9 se 0 tk ka ulta digit de diya hai. hahahahaha. achcha hai.
shukar hai 2 din ke bad tujhe pata chala… vse chinta na kar vo usi ka number hai..
uski kabootri jaisi aankhein dekhkar airtel walo ne diya thha hehehehe
Abe 2 din baad phone lagaunga to do din baad hi n pta chalega. waise aaj kl 2 bhut slow ho gya hai, tabiyat to thik hai n teri ??
tabiyat thik hai, bas sites ko ek dusre server par move kar raha hu that is why late lag raha hai,
par meri piche 2 weeks ki fast performance ko dekh kar ye kadva ghoot pee lo hehehehe
@ pearl I had gone to hospital for check up.
Hi Dhiraj , Jay, wanted ,VEER,Pankaj, admin
are, kaisa chek up ?? khi tu…. nhi, nhi, aisa nhi ho skta. tu to bhut srif hai.hehehehe.
waise kya hua tujhe ? god se pray krunga ki jldi thik ho jao. bhut miss kiya, 2mhe or 2mhari shayri ko.
@ WANTED I met an accident in June when a mahindra max driver hit my Yamaha FZ from front .
I m on bed since after my operation. 3more months to be fit. My leg has broken badly .
Wanted I had posted a sher from u to Rashi
Check that out and cmt it .
abe fr to muje b usme admission lena padega bhai.
Good day rashii dear, dhiraj, Admin bhai n all frnds.
sahi bola raj bindass bhai..
Admin baki cmt bhi approve kar de ….
Shikaayat Hume Zindagi Se Nahin,jee Rahe Hai Magar Khushi Se Nahin,
Dukh Bhi Diya Har Shakhs Ne Hume, Aur Naraaz Bhi Hum Kisi Se Nahin !
@jay..tum to kafi nautanki baaj ho…kabi mera naam pehla likha karte the..ab rashii di…kucch goodbad(gadbad)..jaroor hai..chalo rashii di ko tum rakh lo…ab mujhe dhood na padegga…..
@rashii di,tumne to mujhe akela kar diya…..umhu..umhu..umhu..!!..
@del, nice shayari..
Jay dear aj humara gd day nhi bad day hain mrng se pain ho rha hain
dhiraj ji humne apko akela nhi chora, ap hi akela rhna chahte thae
Rashii dear Aapne sahi kaha hai, Dhiraj Khud es samay nautanki (drama) karke Mujhse door hona chahta hai. Q k uske comment hi aise aa rahe hai.
jitni baar dhadkta hai ye dil,
utni baar hm unhe yaad krte hai,
khuda salamat rakhe unko,
jinhe hm khud se v jyada pyar krte hai..
@di, ….hmmm!..hehe!!!…apna khayal rakhna..ok!!
hello friends…
rashii ji ab ap kaise ho? pain kuz kam hua apka. medicine ligeyga ap jalad thik ho jayegi. tc…
hps ji ap kaise ho? hum apko nahi bhule wo thora kam kuch jada tha isliye.
yeh joke parkar lagta hai teacher kafi sexy or hot hogi…
hps bhai hum thik thak hume yaad karne ke liye or bataye kya kar rahe ho apke comments kam aa rahe hain ajkal…
kaise ho bhaiyo n girls!
@ pearl thanx
aise ladkiyo k liye tik h wasise hi, gaa…nd mar lo chu..d fad do l..und se brase karwa do bas
mera aand kaisa tha