Call Girl VS Wife, True Comparison

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William Sexfear’s Case Study On Wedding Decisions

Average Marital Life – 30 Yrs

Cost:

Marriage Expenses – Rs. 2,00,000
Monthly Expense – Rs.15,000
Wife’s Monthly Maintenance – Rs. 3,000

Returns:

Sex First 5 Yrs – Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 Yrs  – Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 Yrs  – Once In 15 Days.
Next 10 Yrs – Once In A Month.

Meaning:
1400 Times Sex In 30 Yrs 4 An Estimated Expenditure Of 66,80,000 + 2,00,000

Spent On Wedding @ 7% For 30 Years As Per Current Fd Interest Rate 29,84,890 = 99,64,890

Calculations:
A Man Spends Rs.7120 For Each Time He Has Sex With His Wife.

Conclusion:
Call Girls are Cheaper!

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21 Responses to "Call Girl VS Wife, True Comparison"

  1. Jay says:
    September 19, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Hmmmm yaar es joke se to hansi nahi aayi, Balki tension hi badh gayi hai…..

    Reply
  2. Jay says:
    September 19, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    Dear all friends, Good Morning !!!!!!!

    Only genious can solve this..!!

    A person forgot his 5 digit pin code, but he remembers some hints.

    1. 1st digit is square of 2nd digit.

    2. Sum of 2nd and 3rd digit makes 11

    3. 4th digit is 2nd digit+5

    4. Sum of 5th and 3rd digit makes 17

    Sum of all 5 digits = 30

    Tell the pin code ??????

    Reply
  3. Dhiraj says:
    September 19, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    male users is joke pe kya react karte hain…dekhta hoon meri thinking se match karta hai yaa nahi..

    Reply
  4. Dhiraj says:
    September 19, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Baccho ka kharcha alag se….

    sex ne to lutiya dooba di ..haha!!

    ladkia muft mein maja lootengi…so shame.

    wake up boys!!

    Reply
    • Jay says:
      September 19, 2011 at 5:11 pm

      hmmmmmm ek idea hai ke Agar ek hi Ladki se kai Ladke (6-7) shadi karey to kharcha kuch kam ho sakta hai:)

      Kyu dosto aisa to ho sakta hai naaaaaaa ?????? Tabhi to paise vasul hoga……ha ha ha ha ha

      Reply
  5. Dhiraj says:
    September 19, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    Salman khan-

    unattractive

    sharukhkhan-

    unattractive

    ajaydevgan-

    unattractive

    amir an akhsay-

    less attractive

    saif ali-unattractive

    shahid kapoor-average attractive

    imran khan-above average attractive

    hritik-less attractive

    APNA CHEHRA BHEJO AUR ATTRACTION RATE PATA KARO….

    Reply
  6. divya says:
    September 19, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    hi frnds kaha ho aap sabbbbbbbbbbbbbb

    Reply
  7. Dhiraj(Boys superXpe says:
    September 19, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    hi!..every1…woof!..

    hello this my new tag.

    Reply
  8. Vikram says:
    September 19, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    42978

    Reply
  9. Anuj says:
    September 19, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    hahahaha ab shadi nhi…. sirf hehehehehe

    Reply
  10. Samir says:
    September 19, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    ———–BREKING NEWS————

    aj ki taja khabar ye hai ki nonvegpur m 2 agyat lundon ne JAY k gand k chitre chhitre oura diye,,MUKHYA (admn) ne in chhitre chhitre gand k liye Jay Ko 1 meter kpra dene ka elan kiya h,

    sk ki sui gand expert samir pa ja rhi hai

    aur jb Dr dhiraj ne in chhitre chhitre gand ko dekha to in k gand se ,,PAAD,, nikal gyi,

    aur ousne mukhya se aagrah kiya h ki is agyat lund ko jhant ki rassi se fansi diya jaye,

    warna mere aur jay jaise log k gand k chhitre ourte rhenge

    Dhanyabad

    JPR

    Reply
  11. Prathamesh says:
    September 20, 2011 at 12:43 am

    vry good joke.

    Reply
  12. aman says:
    September 20, 2011 at 11:56 am

    aapne hmaari aakhe khol di aakhe

    Reply

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