Cant Sex Today
Views: 46,736 - Posted on 17 Feb 2012
"Biwiya Hamesha Sex Se Bachne Ke Liye Bahana Laga Deti Hai Ki Sir Mein Dard Hai. Par Is Pati Ne Ek Bhadiya Rasta Khoja Hai."
Husband Climbs On The Bed Naked Wanting To Get Really Saucy With His Wife.
To His Dismay, The Wife Told Him That She Has Headache.
The Husband Then Got Off Bed Went To The Kitchen And Came Back.
Then Told Her, “Okay, I Have Powdered My Dick With Aspirin. You Want To Take It Orally Or As Injection“
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kisse pyaar kare kisko chahein
iss duniya mein kai to mucjhe pasand aae
yaa sabko apna bana le..jo bhi pasand aa jae.
kyun nhi hai iss dil ko santushti..
mar jaane ka bhi..jee na kare..kyunki khuda ki karigari se dil jo na bhare,
ab lagta hai..ki rab se kah doon..
ae rab ab mere bus ki baat nhi..ki mein jode dhund saku.
..isliye kahta hun …ae rab meri bhi bana de jodi..
@del..u r wrong.. i cant die for jay…mein jay k liye apni jaan nhi de sakta
kyunki meri jaan to jay mein basti hai..u got itt!!..
I m sorry Dhiraj…if I misunderstood you…
Hehehehe…
jawab nhi what an idea sir ji…….
hehehehe….
ab wife ne kya ans dia hoga? ? ?
hiiiiii frendssssssssss……..YaaRo sab kese ho,
ADMIN…………..Gud joke.
ise kehte hai,
1 teer se 2 shikaar.
nice:-)
Bekaaar
Jo biwi se kare pyar wo kese kare inkaar
Great joke
Good…
hehehehehehe…..nice
@Deleted,..ohh dont u say sorry dear…u r too nice:)
take care^_^..wait never do dis mistake again..:)…sorry:)
@ smarty GUD joke by you …..
nice joke
wo na aayee unki yaad humse wafaa kar gayee unhe milne ki tamanna hamara sakoon tabah kar gayee aahat hui to humne socha k asar dua kar gayee darwaza khola to humne dekha humse majaak hawa kar gayee
what a joke