According To William Sexfear Girls Use Their Boobs As A Black Mailing Instrument… They Show Half Of It… And Men Will Do Anything… . . . . . To See Remaining Half…

One Girl Was So Crazy For “Figure Zero”, She Did Excessive Dieting & Got So Deadly Thin, That She Had To Tattooed On Her Breast, ? ? ? ? ? “In Case Of Sex, This Side Is Front“

Wife: “Whenever I Sing A Classical Song, Why Do You Stand In The Balcony?” Husband: “To Ensure That Our Neighbours Don’t Think That I Am Fucking You Forcefully“

Fastest 100 In The World: Azhar: 64 Balls Sehwag: 60 Balls Ijaz: 59 Balls Jaysuriya: 48 Balls Afridi: 37 Balls And Dhritrashtra: With 2 Balls.

Santa (B.Com) Saw A Poster At A Police Station: “Two Engineers Wanted For Rape” Santa: “Shit Man, These Engineers Always Get The Best Jobs“

Girls Put Makeup… Lots Of Cream… Expensive Perfumes… And They Make The Best Hair Style… And Finally… Guys Look At Them And Say: “Wooooow… Sooooo Nice Figure“

Most Dashing Line Written On The Front Of T-Shirt Of Newly Engaged Girl. . . . . . . . . . . “Opening Shortly“

Boy: “Sweetheart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come?” Girl: “Which Movie?” Boy: “Condom Of Shailesh” Girl : “You Idiot Its Quantum Of Solace.“

Question: “What Is The Difference Between Guilt And  Shame?” Answer: “Its A Guilt To Sleep With Somebody’s Wife But Its A Shame To Miss Such Opportunity.“

Never Drink Unboiled Water, Because Fish Have Sex In Water Without Wearing Condom, Pass This SMS To All Your Friends To Prevent AIDS . . . Just Joking.