18 Apr 2015 - Dark Ugly Woman Walks Into A Store With His Two Sons Shopkeeper Surporisley Asks To Woman: "Are They Twins?" Woman Shocked And Asked: "No, Why D

Majedar Shayari Sab Sun Na Pasand Karte Hai, Par Aaj Time Nikal Ke Duniya Ki Sabse Pakau Shayari Pade, Umeed Hai Aapko Bahut Maja Aayega

18 Apr 2015 - One Day There Were Four Nuns In Line For Confessional. The First Nun Said: "Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned." Father Asked How? (more&
17 Apr 2015 - Man Marries A Deaf Girl. On Their First Night He Write A Code For The Sex If I Want Sex I'll Squeeze Your Breast,In Response You Can Pull My Pen
15 Apr 2015 - Man Offering A Drink To A Lady In Bar Lady: "No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs" Man: "Legs? That Is Strange, Do They Pain Or Swell?" Lady: "No,
15 Apr 2015 - A Monkey Was Watching A Human Couple Under Tree Doing Love. And Was Thinking, What A Magic! The Banana Never Ends, After So Many Bites.
14 Apr 2015 - Doctor Went To Check Preeto After Operation. Doctor: "Dont Worry, You Will Be Fine In Few Days" Preeto: "How Long Will It Be Before I Am Able To
12 Apr 2015 - What Is The Common Between An Army General's Car And His Wife? Ans: "Both Are Highly Maintained And Very Less Used."
11 Apr 2015 - Husband & Wife Go For Shopping. Wife: "You Have Nothing In Your Head But Why Are You Buying Helmet?" Husband: "Yesterday You Purchased Bra,
10 Apr 2015 - Baba Lunnacharya Research and Found: The Last Drop Of Susu Does Not Obey The Force Of Gravity (Or Newton's Gravitational Law) Until You Shake The N
10 Apr 2015 - Call-girl Applies For A Teachers Job. Principal: "Can you Teach Zoology, Biology, Geology & Physiology" Girl: "No, I Can Teach Only Choos-Lo

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