English Sexy Jokes Collection - 371 Jokes

Todays Kids

Posted on 19 May 2012 Views: 7,774 -
Dad: “What’s Your Result?” Son: “I’ve Failed In Five Subjects” Dad: “From Now Onwards Don’t Call Me Dad” Son: “Oh Come On Dad,

Yearly Checkup Of Santa

Posted on 17 May 2012 Views: 7,842 - ,
Doctor Asks Santa To Give His Urine, Stool & Sperm Sample For His Yearly Checkup Santa: “I’m In A Hurry Doctor, Can I Leave My Underwear Here“

Boys Always Give A Life

Posted on 09 May 2012 Views: 8,787 -
According To A Research of William Sexfear When Girl Cheats A Boy – He Suicides, Hence Girls Kill A Life. But When Boy Cheats A Girl – A Baby Is Born, Hence Boys G

This Is Called True Sex

Posted on 08 May 2012 Views: 9,638 -
Perfect Lines By William Sexfear: “Any Man Can Fuck Hundred Girls, But Only A Real Man Can Fuck One Girl In A Hundred Ways” Thats True Sex.

Prayer Of A Little Child

Posted on 04 May 2012 Views: 8,757
Dear God, Please Give Clothes To All Those Poor Ladies In Daddys Laptop, And Please Provide Houses To People Who Use Mums Room When Dads At Work.

Oh My Clever Mother….

Posted on 29 Apr 2012 Views: 13,629
One Day Anuj Invited His Mother Over To His Flat For Dinner. His Mother Came Over And Noticed Anuj’s Roomate Sonia. Anuj Said: “I Know What You Are Thinking And We

How To Make Younger Wife Pregnant

Posted on 26 Apr 2012 Views: 13,258
There Was An Elderly Man Who Wanted To Make His Younger Wife Pregnant. So, He Went To The Doctor To Have A Sperm Count Done. The Doctor Told Him To Take A Specimen Cup Home, F

This Is Old Man Is So Nice

Posted on 22 Apr 2012 Views: 12,616
A Blind Man Was Walking Down The Street With His Dog. They Stopped At The Corner To Wait For The Passing Traffic. The Dog, At This Point, Started Pissing On The Mans Leg. As T

Who Was In Charge?

Posted on 21 Apr 2012 Views: 11,722
Once Time All The Organs Of The Body Were Having A Meeting, Trying To Decide Who Was In Charge. The Brain Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I Run All The Body’

Use With Caution

Posted on 19 Apr 2012 Views: 14,644
A Man In Hurry By Mistake Uses Ladies Toilet In A Five Star Hotel. He Sits Down And Notices 4 Buttons- WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, He Presses WW & He Is Gently Sprayed
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