English Sexy Jokes

Celever Frogs

Posted on 19 May 2011
Princess Meets Frog In The Forest & Asks Princes: “If I Kiss You, Will You Turn Into A Handsome Prince?”

Why Was The 2 Piece Bikini Invented?

Posted on 18 May 2011
Q. Why Was The 2 Piece Bikini Invented..? A. To Prevent Contact Between Hairy Section From Dairy Section

Why Are Girls Better At Catwalk Than Boy?

Posted on 13 May 2011
Why Are Girls Better At Catwalk Than Boy? Because There Is Nothing Between The Legs To Get Squeezed.

How To Satisfy A Man & Woman

Posted on 10 May 2011
According To William Sexfear’s Research How To Satisfy A Woman: “Caress, Excite, Cuddle, Fascinate, Spoil, Kiss, Rub, Tease, Pamper, Console, Worship, Respect & Love.” How To Satisfy A Man: “Give Him A Blow Job“

Humara Pyaara Teesra Dost

Posted on 23 Apr 2011
Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Thha Aur Dono Sexy Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Ladke Ka Mood Ban Gaya Aur Uski Pant Mein Halchal Honi Shuru Ho Gayi

Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby?

Posted on 22 Apr 2011
Whats The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby? Chicken Is The Result Of A Sitting Hen, While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing Cock.

Different Route

Posted on 12 Apr 2011
Two Sperms Talking On Mobile, 1st: “I Am Between Fallopian Tube & Uterus, Are You Close By?” 2nd: “No Dude, I Am On A Different Route, Just Crossed The Tonsils“

Holy Water Trouble

Posted on 10 Apr 2011
One Day There Were Four Nuns In Line For Confessional. The First Nun Said: “Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned.” Father Asked How?

Meesage To The Bar Owner

Posted on 05 Apr 2011
A lady guest approaches the bar in a small Restaurant. She calls the guy sitting at the bar then she asks him in a very seductive way to come closer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard. ‘Are you the owner of this Bar?’ she asks and touches tenderly his [...]

Women’s Life Is Very Hard

Posted on 04 Apr 2011
Women’s Life Is Very Hard In Morning – Wash Clothes, In Noon – Dry Clothes, In Evening – Iron Clothes, In Night – Open Clothes, Late Night – Search Clothes..