Question: “What’s Sicker Than Having Sex With A Pregnant Woman?” Answer:  “Having Sex With A Pregnant Woman And Getting A Blowjob By The Baby.“

Why Women Have Their Breast On Top? According To Sex Expert William Saxfear (Baba Saxidas’s Cousin) If They Had It Down, The Pussy Would Drink All The Milk

A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon After Bursting Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band

Lady: “I Want To Learn Tennis” Coach: “No Problem Mam, Just Hold This Racket As You Hold Your Husband’s Penis”

William Sexfear’s Latest Research Most Women Can Guide A 1.5″ Diameter Penis Into 1/2″ Diameter Pussy In Dark Without Looking But Cant Park A 6ft Car In A 10ft Space In Daylight

Boy: “Can I Touch And See Your Hardware?“ Girl: “First Show Me Your Software“

Santa Aur Uski Patni Bed Pe Lete Sex Se Related Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Patni: “Aapne Mere Boobs Chus Chus Ke Bade Kar Diye Hai” Santa Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe Sali, Esa Agar Hota To Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Gaya Hota Or Mujhe Condom Ki Jagha Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti“

William Sexfear Ki Barsat Ke Dino Mein Ek Advice Hai Don’t Carry Umbrella During Rain Keep Whisper At Your Head Ye Ghanto Tak Geelepan Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hone Deta

A Very Important Message From God To All Women Lying Under Somebody In Bed & Screaming Oh My God…. Oh God…. Oh My Good God Will Not Be Considered As Prayer.

70 Yr Old Man Asks His Wife Old Man: “Do U Feel Sad When You See Me Running Behind Girls?” Wife Replies: “Not At All, Even Dogs Chase Cars But They Cant Drive It“