Mosquito: “Mom I’m Going To Movie.” Mom: “Be Careful When People Clap You May Die.”

The Sky Was Dark The Moon Was High All Alone Just Her And I Her Hair So Soft Her Eyes So Blue I Knew Just What She Wanted To Do

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William Sexfear Quote – Truth About Sex Women Always Need The Reason To Have Sex But Men Are Not Like Them, They Just Need A Place

In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends. William Sexfear (Cousin Of Baba Saxidas)

One Day The Penis Tells The Balls: “Tonight We Are Going For A Party!” Balls Reply: “You Bloody Fuckin Liar, You Always Get Inside While We Are Left Outside!“

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.” Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?”

Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers? Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe