Song For Penis Of Different Ages :- 18: Pehla Nasha 18-30: Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom 30-40: Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham 41-55: Kal Ho Na Ho 55+: Pappu Can’t Dance Sala

A Guy From Uttar Pradesh (U.P.) Was Away From His Family For About 4 Years While His Wife Was In Jaunpur (U.P.). At The End Of 4 Years He Distributed Sweets To His Colleagues In Office Stating That His Wife Had Delivered A Son. His Colleagues Were Quite Shocked And They Asked How This ‘Happy [...]

Everyone Helps A Girl Removing Her Cloths During Or Before Sex But Nobody Helps Her In Putting Her Cloths Back After Sex Moral: Once You Are Fucked No Body Helps You By: William Sexfear

What Is The Most Sensitive Part Of The Body During Masturbation? Ans: Your Ears, Listening 4 Footsteps. Isn’t It

Newton’s 3 Scientific SEX Laws A Hole Always Attracts a Pole. Length of Pole is Equal To Depth of Hole. Up Down Motion Releases a Lotion which increases Population without calculation.

What Is A Kiss? It Is An Application, Which Submitted In The Top Floor To Get The Permission For Working In The Basement 

Q: “Why Are Breasts Located In The Upper Half Of A Woman’s Body?” A: “Because, Milk Should Be Kept Away From The Pussy?“

Boobs Are Most Wonderful Multi Purpose Creation Of Nature. They Produce Milk Which Is Good For Health. You Can Suck Them As A Mouth Freshener. By Putting The Face In Between The Two You Can Relax Yourselves. They Are Comfortable, Soft Pillow For Sound Sleep. Their Look Brings The Penis Immediately In To Action. Women [...]

Daring Lines Written On The T-Shirt Of A Twelve Year Old Girl “Boobs” Coming Soon……

Which Part Of A Man Body Has No Bone, Full Of Veins, Loves Pumping & Responsible for Making Love? Its Heart But I am Sure Tum Lund Samjhe Hongey