A Young Man Goes Into A Drug Store To Buy Condoms. The Pharmacist Says The Condoms Come In Packs Of 3, 9 Or 12 And Asks: “Which One You Want?” He Said: “I Want The Condoms Because Tonight My & My Girlfriend Are Having Dinner With Her Parents, And Then We’re Going Out. And I’ve [...]

A English Teacher Asked Nisha In Class. Teacher: “Use The Word Handsome In A Sentence” Nisha: “When I Suck My Boyfriends Dick, My Jaws Get Really Tired So I Use My Hand Some Times“

An Indian, A Japanese, And A Pakistani Were Sitting Naked In The Sauna. Suddenly There Is A Beeping Sound. The Indian Presses His Forearm And The Beeping Stops. The Others Look At Him Questioningly. “That’s My Pager,” He Says. “I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.” A Few Minutes Later A Phone [...]

Santa Was Rejected At A MBA Job Interview, Because When He Was Asked To Give An Example Of Good Team Work. . . . . . He Replied: “Gang- Rape“

What Did Snow White Complain About After Having Sex With The Seven Dwarfs? Snow White Said: “I Would Rather Have Seven Inches At One Time. Not One Inch At Seven Times“

The Vagina Is The World’s Best Rehabilatation / Correction Center. Even The Most Violent And Aggressive Penis Comes Out Humbled, Head Bowed And Reduced In Size.

Do You Know? There Are Three Kinds Of Men. 1st The Asians: “They Have One Wife & One Girlfriend But They Love Their Wife The Most” 2nd The Americans: “They Have One Wife & One Girlfriend But They Love Their Girlfriend The Most” 3rd The Indian: “They Have One Wife & Four Girlfriends But They [...]

An Arab’s Interview in U.S Embassy Consultant: “What Is Your Name?” Arab: “Abdul Aziz, Sir” Consultant: “Sex?” Arab: “Six To Ten Times A Week” Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?” Arab: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels” Consultant: “Holy Cow” Arab: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too” Consultant: “Man, Isnt It Hostile?” [...]

Why Do Girls Attend Classes Regularly? . . Because….. . . Missing Of Periods Are Sign Of Pregnancy….

Girl To A Tattoo Artist Confirming A Tattoo Charges. Girl: “How Much Do You Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee?” Tattoo Artist: “Rs.100/- For Tiger, Rabbit And Lion, But Giraffe Is Free“