English Sexy Jokes Collection - 584 Jokes

Will You Join Us?

Posted on 25 May 2013 Views: 12,272 -
Two Girls Were Masturbating With Carrots. Santa Says: “What Are You Doing?” Girls: “You Naughty Guy, Will You Join Us?” Santa: “Wait, I’ll
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Why Do Men Wear Underwear?

Posted on 22 May 2013 Views: 10,108 -
Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?” Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“

Why We Need To Watch Blue-Films In Mute

Posted on 20 May 2013 Views: 21,529
A Husband Returned Home At Noon Due To Fever. In Front Of The Door He Saw A New Man’s Shoes & Heard A Sexy Sound Inside. He Didn’t Want To See His Wife In That

One Of A Fantastic Add By Call-Girl

Posted on 18 May 2013 Views: 9,035
Fantastic Add By Call-girl: Plot On Rent, 2″X4″ Area, Good Frontage, 1 Bore Well With Garden Around, Drainage Facility & Milk Booth At Handy Distance.

There’ Is No Way You Can Make A Living On That.

Posted on 17 May 2013 Views: 8,144
After Spending The Night At A Hotel With A Prostitute, A Politician Takes Three $100 Bills Out Of His Wallet And Places Them On The Dresser. “Thanks“,” Says The H

Woww, What A Beauty

Posted on 15 May 2013 Views: 13,176 -
A Drunk Goes To Chemist & Shouts: “I Want Condom” Chemist: “Sir, Please Be Decent” Drunk Unzips, Puts Dick On Table & Says: “Do You Have

Nobody Helps You After Sex

Posted on 13 May 2013 Views: 9,081
Everyone Helps A Girl In Removing Her Dress During Before Sex. But Never Helps Her In Putting Her Dress Back On, After Sex. Moral: Once You Are Fucked, Nobody Helps You.

I Want To Stay Fresh

Posted on 10 May 2013 Views: 11,674
One Night, As A Couple Lays Down For Bed, The Husband Starts Rubbing His Wife’s Arm. The Wife Turns Over And Says: “Sorry Honey, I’ve Got A Gynecologist Appo
Big Guy Small Camera This Is What We Are Doing With Nature I am Drowning In Those Beautiful Eyes Sa One, Sardar Ji Tusi To Chaa Gaye Cant Stop Watching This

Do You Believe In Santa Clause?

Posted on 08 May 2013 Views: 6,998
A Man Is About To Jump Off London Bridge When He Hears A Voice Behind Him. It’s Santa Clause. Santa: “Why Do This? It’s Christmas Eve?” The Man Answere

Men Will Be Men

Posted on 06 May 2013 Views: 12,653
Three Women Loves A Same Guy. But The Guy Has To Choose Only One. So He Decided To Test Them By Giving $5000 To Each One Of Them To Spend. 1st Lady Bought Costly Cosmetics For
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