Whats A Difference Between A Girl And A PC ??? PC Wont Laugh At 3-Inch Floppy Disk…

What Is The Waste Thing Attached To Your Penis? Think Take Your Time Haha Its You.

Sindhi To Prostitute: “How Much For A Hand Job?” Lady: “Rs 500/- Do You Want One?” Sindhi: “No… No, I Was Curious To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self“

Happiness Is Like Penis. It Always Looks Small But When You Learn To Share It, You Realize How Big It Can Be.

A Farmer Bought A Milking Machine. Out Of Horniness And Curiosity, He Tried It On His Dick. He Had A Great Cumming But His Penis Got Stuck. He Couldn’t Get It Off So He Decided To Check Out The Machine’s Manual. It Said: ”Auto-Releases After 20 Litres“

Three Pathans Were Stroking Their Cocks Very Fast & Very Hard In A Restaurant. Waitress: “What The Hell Are You Doing?” Pathan: “We Are Hungry & The Menu Says First Cum First Serve“

Girl: “My Left Leg Is Lunch And My Right Leg Is Dinner, What Would You Like To Have?” Smart Pappu: “I Would Like To Have Snacks Between Lunch And Dinner“

The Most Difficult Golf Course In The World Is “Women Hole“. Any Style You Play As Many Shots You Try. And As Much Perfection You Have. You Can Never Get Your Balls In

Husband & Wife Go For Shopping. Wife: “You Have Nothing In Your Head But Why Are You Buying Helmet?” Husband: “Yesterday You Purchased Bra, Did I Askd You Anything?“

A Boy With Green, Red And Blue Hair Was Passing By. When An Old Man Was Staring At Him: “Watzup Oldie Never Done Anything Wild?” Old Man: “Yes, Fucked A Peacock Once Was Wondering If You Are My Son“