A Dog Asked A Cat: “Why Do You Hide When You Are Having Sex?” Cat Replied: “Because We Don’t Want Humans To Copy Our Style,  They’ve Already Copied Yours“

Why Does Doggy Style Become So Popular Among Couples, After 10-12yrs Of Marriage Because In That Position She Can Read Her Book & He Can Watch TV.

Oversmart Wife: “If I Sleep With Your Most Loving & Close Friend, What Will Be The First Thought In Your Mind?” Smart Husband: “You Are A Lesbian“

Color Of Panty Reflects A Girl’s Mood. Red: “Wild Mood” Black: “Sexy Mood” Blue: “Romantic Mood” Pink: “Seductive Mood” No Panty: “Perfect Mood“

A Newly Married Man Was Standing In Front Of A Mirror Naked. And Was Admiring His Physique. “Two Inches More & I Will Be A King” Suddenly The Wife Comes In And Says,“Two Inches Less & You Will Be A Queen“

Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?” Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time“

Fill In The Blanks: 1. “Boo_s ?” 2. “_ _ndom ?” 3. “F_ _ K ?” 4. “P_ N_s ?” 5. “Pu_s_ ?” Answer: 1. “Books” 2. “Random” 3. “Fork” 4. “Pants” 5. “Pulse ” “May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.”

Q: “Which Is The Most Difficult Sport In The World To Watch?” Ans: “Women’s Doubles Tennis.” Because 9 Balls Bounce At A Time And You are In Confusion Which One To Watch?

Amitabh Bachan In KBC Question For 10 Lac To Pathan. What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Underwear? Option 1 : “White” Option 2 : “Grey” Option 3 : “Black” Option 4 : “Blue” Pathan Sochte Hue : “Can I Phone A Friend?“

On First Nite Of Their Marriage Husband & Wife Claim Virginity. Wife: “If This Is Your First Time How Did You Fuck So Well” Husband: “If This Is Your First Time How Do You Know I Fucked So Well“