One Day Jane Met Tarzan In The Jungle. She Was Very Attracted To Him And During Her Questions About His Life She Asked Him What He Did For Sex. “What’s That?” He Asked. She Explained To Him What Sex Was And He Said: “Oh, I Use A Hole In The Trunk Of A Tree.” “Tarzan, [...]

A Husband And Wife Were In The Bathroom Getting Ready For Work When The Husband Looked At His Wife And Said. Husband: “I Gotta Have You!” He Backed Her Up Against The Bathroom Door, Pulled Down Her Panties And Ravaged Her. He Knew He Was Doing Great Because She Screamed And Wiggled More Than She [...]

Once A Girl Is Quite Fantasized About “69“. She Has A Regular Boyfriend And They Have Never Done It Before. One Day She Invites Her Boyfriend To Her Apartment For Romantic Dinner. After Heavy Dinner, She Tells Him That She Wants To Do “69″. But The Boyfriend Doesn’t Have Any Idea About What Is 69. [...]

Nude Husband In New Shoes: “Do You See Something New?” Wife: “No, Your Dick Is Hanging As Usual.” Angry Husband: “Because, It Is Looking At My New Shoes.” Wife: “Then Buy A New Hat.“

During A Strike, Girls In The Crowd Shouted: “We Want Justice, We Want Justice” While Boys From Behind Shouted: “We Want Just-Tits, We Want Just-Tits“

Call-girl Applies For A Teachers Job. Principal: “Can you Teach Zoology, Biology, Geology & Physiology” Girl: “No, I Can Teach Only Choos-Loji, Chaat-Loji, Daal-Loji & Nikal-Loji.“

What Is The Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike. Motorbike Is First Kicked And Then Used, While A Girlfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked.

What Is The Common Between An Army General’s Car And His Wife? Ans: “Both Are Highly Maintained And Very Less Used.“

Teacher: “What Is Common Between Jaya Bachchan And Aishwarya?” Pappu After Much Thought: “I Think, Nipples Of Both Were Sucked By Abhishek“

James Bond, Shows His Magic Watch To His New Girlfriend and Says James Bond: “My Watch Says Your Not Wearing Panties” Girlfriend: “But I Am Wearing, Your Watch Is Lying” James Bind: “Ooops Sorry, My Watch Is 10 Minutes Fast ;)“