English Sexy Jokes

This is Called Olympic Sex

Posted on 27 Sep 2011
Wife: “My Hubby & I Have, What He Calls-Olympic Sex.” Friend: “Wowww, Must Be A Terrific Sex Life?” Wife: “Not Really, It Only Happens Once In 4 Years“

A Man & A Cockroach

Posted on 27 Sep 2011
A Man & Cockroach Were Talking. Man: “I Have Penis That Three Time Longer Than Your Whole Body” Cockroach: “And Yet I Make Yor Wife Scream Louder Than You Can“

Example of E-Fuck

Posted on 25 Sep 2011
This Is Modern Era, No One Has Time Girls Put Their Mobile In Vagina On Vibrator Mode. And Ask Boyfriend To Call, This Is E-Fuck. But If Others Call Then Its E-Rape

Notice In A Library

Posted on 24 Sep 2011
Notice In A Library -  Warning, While Reading Books On Sex, Please Hold The Book With Both Hands

Alternatve Word For Virgin

Posted on 23 Sep 2011
What Is The Alternatve Word For “Virgin” “Center Fresh“

A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note

Posted on 23 Sep 2011
William Sexfears 2011 Latest Quote On Sexy Women A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note, You Don’t Know How Many Have Handled It But You Still Want To Have It.

Horny Cinderella’s Story

Posted on 22 Sep 2011
Once Upon A Time Horny Cinderella Put Pinocchio’s Nose Between Her Legs And Said: “Lie To Me Bastard Lie To Me…“

Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?

Posted on 21 Sep 2011
In A Period Of Sex Education, Teacher Asks. Teacher: “Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?” Pappu: “Mam Simple, Because Hand-Made Things Are Always Costly“

And The Winner Is Chinki

Posted on 20 Sep 2011
A Contest In A Girls College “Write A Short Essay Which Contains Sex, Religion And Mystery.” The Winners Was Chinki And The Essyy Was, Oh God! I Am Pregnant And I Wonder Who Did It

Call Girl VS Wife, True Comparison

Posted on 19 Sep 2011
William Sexfear’s Case Study On Wedding Decisions Average Marital Life – 30 Yrs Cost: Marriage Expenses – Rs. 2,00,000 Monthly Expense – Rs.15,000 Wife’s Monthly Maintenance – Rs. 3,000 Returns: Sex First 5 Yrs – Weekly 3 Times. Next 5 Yrs  – Weekly 1 Time. Next 10 Yrs  – Once In 15 Days. Next 10 [...]