English Sexy Jokes

Something Fell Down????

Posted on 16 Sep 2011
Teacher Was Busy In Teaching, Suddenly Something Fell Down. Bachha: “Mam, Your Duster Fell Down.” Teacher: “Ooopps Sorry, Its My Whisper“

Please Extend My Leave

Posted on 15 Sep 2011
An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods. He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave” Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“

Happy Teacher Day in Pappu Style

Posted on 06 Sep 2011
Pappu’s Quote On Teacher Day Behind Every Successful Student There Is One Girlfriend. And Behind Many Failed Student ? ???????????? A Beautiful & Sexy Teacher “Happy Teacher Day”

A Notice For Girl Workers

Posted on 06 Sep 2011
A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines But If Your Skirt Is Short, Protect Yourself From Mechanical Engineers

Oh My God, Where is She

Posted on 05 Sep 2011
A Man Was Doing Push Ups On A Beach. Drunk Santa Saw Him & Started Laughing Sorry To Tell You, But The Woman Below You Has Left Already

For Fifteen Bucks, You Can Only Look At It

Posted on 25 Aug 2011
Jack Meets A Call Girl On The Street. Jack: “Come On, Babe, Let’s Go In The Alleyway And Get It On. I’ve Got Fifteen Bucks.” Call Girl: “Fifteen Bucks? You’re Crazy. For Fifteen Bucks, I’ll Let You Look At It.” They Go Into The Alleyway, She Pulls Down Her Jeans, And Jack Gets Down On [...]

How To Do Better Sex?

Posted on 23 Aug 2011
John Bush Was On The Jenny Doll Show, And Bragged, That Despite His 97 Years, He Could Still Have Sex Three Times A Night. After The Show, Jenny Said: “John, If I’m Not Being Too Forward, I’d Love To Have Sex With An Older Man. Let’s Go Back To My Place” So They Go Back [...]

Story of a Nine Year Old Kid

Posted on 22 Aug 2011
A Woman Takes A Lover Home During The Day, While Her Husband Is At Work. She Don’t Know That Her 9 Year Old Son Was Hiding In The Closet. Her Husband Comes Home Unexpectedly, So She Puts The Lover In The Closet With The Little Boy. The Little Boy Says: “Dark In Here” The Man [...]

Difference Between A Lollipop And A Penis?

Posted on 15 Aug 2011
What’s The Difference Between A Lollipop And A Penis? If You Lick A Lollipop, It Becomes Smaller. But If You Lick A Penis It Becomes Bigger!

How A Gynecologist Remember a Face

Posted on 13 Aug 2011
Once A Lady Met A Male Gynecologist In A Party And Asked. Lady: “Doctor Do You Remember Me?” Doctor Replied: “Sorry Mam, I Don’t Remember Ladies By Their Faces.“