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According To William Sexfear’s Law Of Reverse Dynamics When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty & When A Woman Becomes Naughty, She Becomes Rich.

A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired. Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied: “When This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Me He Has Saved A Lot From Last 50 Years, I Thought It Was Money“

One Day A Bear And A Rabbit Were Walking Together In Jungle. They Met A Fairy, She Granted Them 3 Wishes. 1st Wish Bear: “Make All The Bears In This Area Female, Except Me.”

Wife Sleeping, Suddenly Shouts, “Quick, My Husband Is Back.” Man Gets Up And Jumps Out Of The Window And Then Realize

According to William Sexfear Problems & Difficulties Are Like Big Boobs They Look Big For Those Who Only See Them, But They Are Enjoyable For Those Who Handle Them Very Well !

A Parrot Swallows A Viagra Tablet. His Owner, Disgusted, Puts Him In The Freezer To Cool Off. Later When He Opens The Freezer, He Finds The Parrot Sweating. ? He Asks: “How Come You Are Sweating?” The Parrot Replies: “Do You Know How Hard It Is To Open The Legs Of A Frozen Chicken?“

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