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Iska Khayal Rakha Karo

Admin — Tue, 22 May 2012 11:15:55 +0000

Insani Jism Ka Sab Se Nazuk Hissa Hai Gaand

Thand Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi,

Garmi Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi,

Paper Na Aata Ho To Gaand Fat Gayi,

Result Aaye To Gaand Fat Gayi,

Koi Bhi Kaam Kharab Ho Jaye To Gaand Fat Gayi,

To Bhai Logo, Apne Dil Se Jyada Khayal Apni Gaand Ka Rakha Karo

Gair Kanuni Kaam Mat Karo

Admin — Tue, 22 May 2012 09:15:54 +0000

Ek Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha, Police Ne Use Pakda Or Bola

Policewala: “Ye Gair Kanuni Hai.”

Pathan Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Bolti Tum? Gair Ka Nuni? Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni Hai“

Ladkiya Kya Sochti Hai, Gale Milte Waqt?

Admin — Tue, 22 May 2012 04:15:21 +0000

Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai ??

Iss Ke Toh Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gaye Hai !!

Pata Nahi Kaun Sa Shampoo Use Karti Hai …

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Abe Salo Sudhar Jaao. Soch Badlo Apni … Mene Bola Tha Na Ki, Galat Shabd Use Nahi Karunga :P

Sare Kaam Chhod Kar Ye Kaam Chalu Karo

Admin — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:30:11 +0000

2011 Mein India Mein Ek Survey Hua, Jiske According Aajkal Ki 70% Ladkiyan Shaadi Se Pehle Sex Karna Chahti Hain.

Mein Pershan Hoon Aur Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki, Bhenchod Wo 70% Larkiyan Hain Kahaan?

Hass Kya Rahe Ho, Dhundo Yaar Dhundo.

English Sikhne Ka Asaan Tarika

Admin — Mon, 21 May 2012 09:15:32 +0000

Ek Aadmi Ka Dukhda

Log Kahte Hain English Movies Dekhne Se English Aa Jati Hai

Mene Do Saal English Movies Dekhi Or Sirf Ye English Sikhi . . .

Oh Yeah, Come On Baby, Push More, Ahh Ah Oooh Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Sukh Aur Santosh Mein Kya Farq Hai?

Admin — Mon, 21 May 2012 04:15:28 +0000

Ek Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Puchha

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Sukh Aur Santosh Ke Beech Mein Kya Farq Hai?”

Baba Ji Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Diya:” Jivan Mein Apni Pasand Se Ladki Thokne Ko Mile To Wo Hai Sukh … Aur Jo Mile … Usse Thokna Pade Wo Hai Santosh…“

Aaj Bhi Yad Hai Mujhe Wo Raat

Admin — Sun, 20 May 2012 09:15:16 +0000

Haan Mujhe Aaj Bhi Yaad Hai Wo Raat,

Jab Hum Dosto Ne Milke Shama Jalayi Thi,

Doston Ne Mil Ke Tujh Se Raand Chudwai Thi,

Daddy Tere Aaye Aur Bhaag Gaye The Hum Sab,

Par Teri Fatne Ki Aawaz Dur-Dur Tak Aayi Thi.

Dukaandaar Ke Codewords

Admin — Sun, 20 May 2012 04:15:34 +0000

Ek Ladki Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli.

Ladki: “Ek 28 Number Ki Bra Dena”

Dukandar Ne Andar Apne Ek Naukar Ko Awaj Lagayi Aur Bola

Dukaandar: “Chote, Ek Baalgopal Laana”

Tabhi Ek Aunty Aayi Aur Boli.

Aunty: “Bhaiya, Mujhe 1 42 Number Bra Dena”

Dukaandaar: “Chotu, Sath Mein Ek Jhulelaal Bhi Lete Aana“

Jise Sahara Diya, Usne Hi Loot Liya

Admin — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:15:49 +0000

Baap Beta Sadak Pe Jaa Rahe Thhe To Bete Ne Dekha Ki Kutta-Kutti Sex Kar Rahe The.

Bete Ne Puchha: “Dad, Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?”

Baap Ab Bechara Kya Kahta, Kuch Socha Aur Bache Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Se Bola

Baap: “Beta, Piche Wala Kutta Aage Wale Ka Sahara Le Kar Chal Raha Hai”

Beta Hairani Hote Hue: “Hadd Hai, To Ismein Bechare Ki Gaand Marne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi“

Dosto Ki Insult Shayarana Andaaz Mein

Admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 09:15:58 +0000

Aankhein Diwangi Mein Laga Bethe,

Dil Apna Ashiqui Mein Haar Baithe,

Aap To Awarded Gandu Nikle,

Hizde Se Bhi Apni Marwa Bethe.