Santa Ek Din Bada Khush Sa Hoke Ghar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola. Santa: “Daddy Daddy, Mera Lund Class Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?” Santa Ka Baap Gusse Se Bola. Daddy: “Bhonsdi Ke, Kyunki Tu 18 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hai Aur Abhi Bhi 5th Class Mein Hai“

Ek Baar Ek Murgi Indo-Pak Border Par Anda De Deti Hai. Dono Taraf Ke Army Wale Ladayi Karne Lagte Hai Ki, Ye Anda Hamara Hai. Finally Indian Army Wale Ek Suggestion Dete Hai. Jo Army Ke Log Ek Din Mein Dusre Desh Mein Jakar Jitni Jyada Aurto Ke Sath Sex Karenge Vo Anda Rakhenge. Pakistani [...]

Dosto Naya Saal Aap Logo Ko Bahut Mubarak Ho. Bhagwan Se Yahi Mangta Hun Ki Aap Log Hamesha Huste Raho Aur Khush Raho. Aur Main Bas Ek Choti Si Koshish Karta Hun Aap Logo Ko Hasane Ki. Umeed Karta Hun Main Apni Is Koshish Pe Khara Utru Aur Ese Hi Aapko Hasata Rahu. Aur Meri [...]

Adalat Mein Ek Pathan Miya Biwi Ke Divorce Ka Case Aaya, Patni Ne Rote Hue Judge Ko Kaha. Patni: “Mera Pati Aaj Tak Sirf Mere Pichhe Se Hi Karta Hai” Ab Judge Bhi Pathan Thha Ye Sun Kar Hairani Se Bola Judge: “Achha, Isske Alava Bhi Koi Aur Jagha Hoti Hai Kya?“

Ek Cinema Theater Wala Gandhiji Ka Bahot Bada Fan Tha, Toh Ussne Apne Theater Ka Naam “Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti” Rakh Diya, Usske Baad Jab Bhi Koi Nayi Film Lagti To Paper Mein Likha Aata. Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Halchal” Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Hungama” Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Anakonda Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Bhul [...]

Ek Baar Santa Train Mein Ja Raha Tha. Uske Samne Ek Ladki Mini-Skirt Dale Bethi Thi Aur Ussne Panty Bhi Nahin Pehni Thi. Santa Maje Se Usski Choot Ko Dekh Raha Tha, Achanak Ladki Santa Ko Boli. Ladki: “Kya Tum Meri Choot Dekh Rahe Ho?” Santa Chonk Gaya. Ladki Boli: “Koi Baat Nahin Dekho Dekho [...]

Mallika Sherawat Ne Ek Din Station Pe Jana Tha Aur Uski Car Kharab Thhi. To Usne Sadak Pe Jaati Ek Taxi Rukwayi Aur Driver Se Boli. Mallika Sherawat: “Station Chaloge?” Driver: “Ji Haan Chalunga” Mallika Sherawat: “Kya Loge?” Driver Udas Hote Hue: “Garib Banda Hun Ji, Chut To Aap Dogi Nahi, Paise Hi De Dena“

Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Hum Ladko Ke Saath Na-Insaafi Hoti Hai Jab Ladki Pregnent Ho To Usski Saari Friends, Usske Pet Pe Hath Pher Ke Kehti Hai “Congrtultions“, Lekin Koi Bhi Ladko Ka Lund Pakad Kar Nahi Kahti “Well Done – Well Done“. Aakhir Kyu?

Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai Toh Woh 50 Rupaye Aur Ek Machis Bhi Apne Sath Lati Hai. Pati Suhag Raat Per Usse Puchta Hai: “Yeh Sab Kya Hai?” Ladki Darte Hue Boli: “Jab Bhi Mera Koi Boy Friend Mujhe Chodta Thha Toh Main Nishani Ke Tor Par Ek Rajma Ka Dana Machis Mein Daal [...]

Badi Murgi Aur Choti Murgi Mein Bahas Chal Rahi Thhi Badi Murgi: “Mera Andaa To Rs 3.50 Mein Jaata Hai Tera To Sirf Rs 3.25 Mein” Choti Murgi: “Chal-Chal Rehne De Yaar Chawanni Ke Liye Kaun Apni Gand Fadwaaye“