Question: “Which Is The Only Hindi Measurement Unit That Describes Time, Length, Weight, Heat, Light, Power, Noise Etc. Everything At Minimum Value?” Answer: ̶

Kayi Baar Ladka Aur Ladki Itni Masti Mein Hote Hai Ki Unhe Kuch Cheezo Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Ki Kya Ho Gaya.. Aisa Hi Is Ladki Ke Sath Bhi Hua

Jaruri Nahi Agar Har Ek Ki Beemari Ek Jaisi Ho Uska Ilaaz Bhi Ek Jaisa Hoga, Kuch Khas Logo Ki Khas Beemari Ka Khas Ilaaz Bhi Hota Hai.

According To William Sexfear You May Be Loving Your Girlfriend Very Deeply But You Cant Express It More Than 6-7 Inches Deep.

Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Anusar Teen Rishtey Waqt Par Hi Pehchane Jate Hai. Aulaad Budhape Mein Dost Musibat Mein, Aur Girlfriend Thand Mein

Nurse Ne Santa Ke Hath Mein Uska Naya Paida Hua Bachha Diya. Santa Khush Hote Hue Chillaya: “Oye Ladka Hua, Ladka” Nurse Gusse Se: “Abey Bewakoof, Meri Ungli

Question: “What’s The Difference Between Melody & Mala-D?” Answer: “Jab Bacche Masti Karte Hai To Melody Di Jati Hai, Jab Bachhon Ki Maan Masti Kar

Ek Aurat Ko Shaadi Ke Kai Saal Baad Bhi Bachha Na Hua. Aurat Dukhi Ho Kar Ek Pandit Ke Paas Gayi. Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Meri Shaadi Ko Paanch Saal Ho Gaye, Par Ek Bhi Bachh

Ek Aadmi Ne Apne Padosi Ko Chidane Ke Liye Kisi Baat Pe Bola. Aadmi: “Yaar, Teri Shakal To Bilkul Mere Laude Jaisi Hai” Padosi Bhi Baba Saxidas Ka Bhakat Tha, Pura

Questions: “Who Sang This Song?” Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon, Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai, Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai, Pal Do Pal Kahani Hai. Answer: “An Er