Indian, Hindi, Masala Jokes

Chinese Phone Mat Lena Dosto

Posted on 23 Dec 2011
Pati Office Se Ek Phone Lagata Hai Aur Bolta Hai Pati: “Socha Call Ker Loo Tum Mujhe Miss Ker Rahi Hogi?” Patni: “15 Minute Pehle Jo Ladai Hui Thi Woh Kya Thha?” Pati: “Ohhh Madharchod ,Chinese Phone Phir Ghar Ka Number Lag Gaya“

Santa Bhi Kamal Ka Shayar Hai

Posted on 23 Dec 2011
Sir Hindi Ka Period Lene Ke Liye Class Mein Jate Hai. Sir To Student: “Abb Ek-Ek Doha Sunao” Ek Ladke Ne Class Mein Bethe Santa Ki Beizzti Karne Ke Liye Bola Ladka: “Chidiya Baithi Ped Pe, Usne Diya Moot, Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut” Santa Ki Beizzti Pe Khush Hote Hue (Kyunki Sardaro Ke Majak [...]

Choti Si Galti Jaan Le Sakti Hai

Posted on 22 Dec 2011
Dad Slips And Falls Badly In Bathroom And Fractures His Leg. Shocked Son Visits The Hospital And Asks: “What Happened Dad?” Dad: “Haram Khor Muth Marne Ke Baad Pani Dalna Seekh“

Vo Cheez Sirf Ladke Hi Pahan Sakte Hai

Posted on 22 Dec 2011
Dosto Aap Sab Log Kayi Bar Complaints Karte Ho Ki Is Site Pe Kuch Jokes Jokes Nahi Hote Hai. Khas Kar Baba Saxidas Ji Ke, To Friends Mein Kahna Chahunga Ki Yes You Are Right But, Kuch Baatein Aur Cheeze Aisi Hai Jo Main Chahta Hun Ki Aap Logo Ke Sath Share Karu Baba Saxidas [...]

Mirchi Muh Ke Alawa Kahaan Lagti Hai ?

Posted on 21 Dec 2011
Mirchi Muh Ke Alawa Aur Kahaan Lagti Hai ??? ? Socho – Socho…. ? Kheit Mein Lagati Hai  “Dirty Mind” ? Hamesha Apne Gand Ke Bare Mein Hi Soch Te Ho.

Sachii Deshbhakti

Posted on 20 Dec 2011
Nehru Ji Was Fucking Victoria, On Climax, Nehru Droped Semen On Bed. Victoria: “Ander Kyu Nahi Nikala?” Nehru: “Gandhiji Ne Desi Maal Videsh Bhejne Ko Mana Kiya Hai“

Akbar Aur Birbal Ki Kahani

Posted on 20 Dec 2011
Akbar Ne Apni Raj Sabha Mein Birbal Se Pucha. Akbar Ne Birbal Se Puchha: “Meri Munchh Pe Kitne Baal (Hairs) Hai?” Birbal Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “12450 Baal Hai” Akbar: “Dekh Lo Birbal, Agar Ek Baal Bhi Jyada Ya Kam Hua Toh? Teri Kher Nahi” Birbal: “Jahapnah, Agar Baal Jyada Ho To Samaj Lena Ki [...]

Mujhe Divorce Chahiye

Posted on 19 Dec 2011
Dhoni Ki Wife Ek Din Dhoni Ki Maa Se Boli. Wife: “Mujhe Aap Ke Bete Se Divorce Chahiye” Maa Hairan Hokar: “Lekin Kyu Beti? Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?” Wife: “Kyu Ki Woh Har Roz Gloves Pehan Kar Ball Ko Pakadta Hai“

Tu Kya Samjha Thha?

Posted on 19 Dec 2011
Batao Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Hai To Tumhari Lekin Hamesha Doosre Lete Hain? . . . Oye Tera Naam Yaar! . . . Tu Gaand Samjha Tha Na Chal Koi Baat Nahi Tera Jwaab Bhi Ek Tarha Se Theek Hi Hai.

Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Posted on 19 Dec 2011
Ek Callgirl Se Kisi Ne Pucha: “Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?” Callgirl Ne Jo Jawab Diya Vo Mujhe Wajib Laga, Vo Boli Sahi Jagah Par Galat Aadmi