Santa Idli Bana Ker Apni Patni Ko Deta Hai Toh Patni Kehti Hai. Patni: “Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?” Santa Usko Kuch Dikhate Hue: “Mere Pass Idli Banane Wala Kabda Hai” Patni Gusse Se: “Oye Sale Kameene, Ye Meri Bra Hai Wapis Kar“

Film Director Malika Sherawat Ko Suhagraat Ke Scene Ke Bare Mein Samjhata Hai. Film Director: “Suhagraat Ka Scene Hai Aap Hero Ko Doodh Ka Glass Dengi?” Mallika: “Huh, Glass Se Hi Pilana Thha To Vidya Balan Ko Le Lete… Mujhe Kyun Liya“

Kuch Aurte Bazar Mein Se Shopping Karke Ghar Vapis Aa Rahi Thhi To Sadak Pe Ek Kutta Ek Kutti Ko Buri Tarha Se Chod Raha Thha. 1st Doctors Wife: “Wow,They Are Enjoying Life” 2nd Lawyers Wife: “No, Its Rape” 3rd Salesmans Wife: “Lagta Hai Kutta Aaj Hi Tour Se Vapas Aya Hai“

Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Hindi Ka Muhavra Puchti Hai. Teacher: “Pappu Beta Suraj Ko Diya Dikhana Ka Koi Example Do” Pappu: “Madam, Yeh To Wahi Baat Ho Gayi Ke Hum Bhalu Ko Apni Jhantein Dikhaye“

Ek Girl Apne Boyfriend Ki Undrwear Dekh Ke Boli. Girl Gusse Se: “Tum Local Use Karte Ho Branded Nahi” Ladka Bhi Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Bhakt Thha, Jatt Se Bola Ladka: “Jaat Na Pucho Sadhu Ki Puch Lo Gyan, Mol Karo Talwar Ki Fati Rehne Do Myan“

Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi. Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji, Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai” Swami Ji: “Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju, Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?“

Ek Ladka Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasural Gaya. Ladki Ki Maan Ne Bistar Bichaya Aur Damad Ji Ko Boli: “Baitho Damad Ji” Damad: “Meri Gand Mein Itne Baal Hai Ki Bistar Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi” Saas Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bhadkati Hui Boli Saas: “Tu Apne Bade Bhai Ko Bhejna, Tab Main [...]

Ladki Mere Paas Aayi… Mene Ussko Dekha… Pakda Piche Se Khola Or… Aaram Se Ander Daal Diya… Ladki Bahut Khush Hui… Kyun Ki Woh Pehli Baar Dalva Rahi Thi… Pata Hai Kyaa??? ? ? ? Mobile Mein “SIM Card“ Yaar Tum Log Na Galat Mat Socha Karo.

Ek Ladki Ne Swami Lunnacharya Ka Bada Naam Suna Thha, Ek Din Kuch Paane Ki Chah Mein Unke Pass Ja Pahunchi. Ladki: “Swami Ji Kya Aap Mujhe Bhavishya Dekhna Sikha Sakte Ho?” Swami Ji: “Yeh Kaam To Bahut Hi Aasan Hai Bachha” Ladki Khushi Se: “Toh Fir Sikhao Na Mujhe Bhavishye Dekhna” Swami Ji: “Kapde [...]

Patni Apne Pati Se Poochti Hai. Patni: “Aaj Tum Udaas Kyu Ho?” Pati: “Aaj Meri Maan Aur Meri Behen Alag Ho Gayi” Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Main Hoon Na, Tumhari Maan Behen Ek Kar Dungi.“