Dosto Sochne Wali Baat Hai Jab Colgate Dant Se Keeda Nikal Deta Hai, Toh App Colgate Ko Gand Par Kyun Nahi Lagate?

Mallika Sherawat Or Rakhi Sawant Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahi Hoti Hai. Mallika: “Mujhe Kela Pasand Hai, Aur Tujhe?” Rakhi Sawant: “Mujhe Karela” Mallika: “Kyu?” Rakhi: “Samajha Karo Yaar, Because Its D.O.T.T.E.D“

Do Aurate Gali Mein Khadi Aapas Mein Baate Kar Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Tabhi Ek Tel Wala Aa Jata Hai. Aik Aurat Dosri Aurat Se: “Woh Dekho Tel Wala Ja Raha Hai, Usse Rokna?” Dosri Aurat Sharmate Hue: “Kaisi Baat Karti Ho Behan Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka Hai?“

Gandhi Ji Aur Nehru Ji Ek Bar Registan Mein Pahuch Jate Hai. Raat Hoti Hai Aur Thand Badh Jati Hai. Nehru Ji Gandhi Ji Se Kehte Hai Ki Unki Lungi Ko Dono Audh Kar So Jate Hai, Thand Kam Lagegi. Raat Ko Nehru Ji Sapna Dekte Hai Ki Unki Death Ho Gayi Hai Aur Woh [...]

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya. Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon” Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon” Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte” Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar [...]

Mulla Ji Shehar Se Khatiya Khareed Ke Sir Par Rakh Kar Ghar Wapas Ja Rahe Thhe. Raste Main Ek Dost Ne Pucha: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?” Mulla: “800 Rs Ki” Dost: “Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 600 Rs Ki Mil Jati” Thodi Dur Chalne Par Ek Aur Dost Mila. Dost: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?” Mulla: [...]

Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat Girl: “Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Pussy” Girl Slapped & Said : “Sale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai“

Bomb Blast Hone Per Minister Elaan Karta Hai. Minister: “Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waalon Ko 5 Lakh Aur Zakhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Karta Hoon” Santa Awaz Sun Ke Bola: “Aur Jinki Damake Se Sirf Gaand Fati Unka Kya Hoga?“

Jabse Skoda Company Ne New Car Model “Laura” Launch Ki, Tabse Skoda Ke Driver Bohat Khush Hain Kyun Ki, Madam Kehti Hain: “Driver Laura Nikalo“

Ladkiyo Ki Class Mein Maths Teacher Poochti Hai. Teacher: “Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?” Ladkiya Chup Rahi. Teacher Ne Piche Bethi Chinki Ko Kaha Teacher: “Chinki Tum Batao, Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?” Chinki Sharmate Hue: “Madam Ji, First Time Dalo To Bohat Dard Hota Hai Aur 2nd Bar [...]