Indian, Hindi, Masala Jokes

Ladka Chahiye Ya Ladki

Posted on 02 Feb 2012
Pati-Patni Suhagraat Manane Apne Kamre Mein Jate Hai. Jate Hi Pati Sex Ke Liye Shuru Ho Jata Hai, Pati Sex Karte Hue Bola, Pati: “Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki” Patni: “Tumhari Maan Ka Bhosda, Dard Se Meri Gand Fati Ja Rahi Hai Pehle Jo Dala Hai Vo To Nikal“

LIC Ki Policy Ka Fyada Ya Nuksan

Posted on 02 Feb 2012
Ek Lic Insurance Agent Kaafi Dino Se Santa Ke Piche Pada Hua Tha Aur Usko Policy Bechne Ke Chakkar Mein Thha Ek Din Aakhir Santa Ne Tang Aakar Usko Gar Par Bula Hi Liya. Agent: “Sir, Policy Le Lijiye, Agar Aapko Kuch Hua To Aap Ke Bachho Ko Paise Milenge” Santa: “Agar Bachhe Naa Ho [...]

Secretary Se Ishq, Santa Ka

Posted on 01 Feb 2012
Santa Ki Biwi Ek Din Uske Office Se Ho Kar Aati Hai Aur Uss Raat Santa Se Ladayi Karte Hue Puchti Hai. Biwi: “Tumhari Secretary Ne Sab Ke Samne Kaha Hai Ki Tumhara Lund Chhota Hai, Is Baat Ki Safai Do?” Santa Soch Ke: “Juth Boli Sali Wo, Sach To Yeh Hai Ki Us Kamini [...]

Ladki Ke Boobs Ka Deewana

Posted on 01 Feb 2012
Ek Premi Joda Park Mein Bethe Thhe Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ke Pyar Ki Parakh Karte Hue Us Se Puchha. Ladki: “Agar Tumhe 8 Boobs Mile To Kya Karoge?” Ladka Khushi Se Jhumte Hue: “Main Use Ji Jaan Se Dabaunga… Chusunga… Chaatunga… Uspar Latak Jaunga…” Ladki Ye Sun [...]

Soch Samajh Kar Bolo

Posted on 31 Jan 2012
Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hai. Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai” Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?” Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl“

Bechara Tote Ka Dukhda

Posted on 31 Jan 2012
Santa Apne Tote Se Puchta Hai. Santa: “Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?” Tota: “Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega“

Abe Maa Ko To Baksh De

Posted on 30 Jan 2012
Pati-Patni Sex Kar Rahe The Ke Achanak Door Bell Baji. Pati Bola: “Is Time Koun Kamina Aa Gaya?” Ek Dum Se Bete Ki Nind Bhi Khul Gayi Beta Uthha Aur Bola. Beta: “Papa, Tum Meri Maa Chodo, Main Bell Bajane Wale Ki Maa Chod Kar Aata Hoon“

Best Salesman Of The Year – Apna Santa

Posted on 30 Jan 2012
Ek Baar Ek Seth Ne Santa Ko Naukri Par Rakh Liya, Uski Dukan Ki Sale Din Dugni Raat Chogni Ho Gayi, Seth Ye Dekh Kar bada hairan hua aur usNe Socha Santa Se Milna Chahiye, Seth Apni Dukan Par Gaya To Santa Kisi Grahak Ko Fishing Rod Bech Raha Tha, Seth Kone Mein Khada Ho [...]

Each Other’s Private Parts

Posted on 29 Jan 2012
Quote Of William Sexfear In Today’s Relationship. You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts, But… But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones. Because They Are Sooooooooooo Private?

Laila Majnu Ki Story Ka Ek Kissa

Posted on 29 Jan 2012
Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Boli. Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?” Majnu Bola: “Haan” Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Jhadiyo Ke Piche Dekha To Boli. Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?” Majnu Bola: “Haan, Main Majnu Hoon” Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Diwaar Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Kaha. Laila: “Tum Majnu [...]