Pati-Patni Sex Kar Rahe The Ke Achanak Door Bell Baji. Pati Bola: “Is Time Koun Kamina Aa Gaya?” Ek Dum Se Bete Ki Nind Bhi Khul Gayi Beta Uthha Aur Bola. Beta: “Papa, Tum Meri Maa Chodo, Main Bell Bajane Wale Ki Maa Chod Kar Aata Hoon“

Ek Baar Ek Seth Ne Santa Ko Naukri Par Rakh Liya, Uski Dukan Ki Sale Din Dugni Raat Chogni Ho Gayi, Seth Ye Dekh Kar bada hairan hua aur usNe Socha Santa Se Milna Chahiye, Seth Apni Dukan Par Gaya To Santa Kisi Grahak Ko Fishing Rod Bech Raha Tha, Seth Kone Mein Khada Ho [...]

Quote Of William Sexfear In Today’s Relationship. You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts, But… But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones. Because They Are Sooooooooooo Private?

Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Boli. Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?” Majnu Bola: “Haan” Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Jhadiyo Ke Piche Dekha To Boli. Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?” Majnu Bola: “Haan, Main Majnu Hoon” Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Diwaar Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Kaha. Laila: “Tum Majnu [...]

Teacher Eight Class Ke Pappu Se Puchti Hai. Teacher: “Osama Ki Panch Biwi Aur Bees Bacche Lekin Laalu Ki Ek Biwi Aur Nau Bacche, To Batao Koun Achha?” Pappu: “Mam, Score To Osama Ka Zyada Hai, Par Strike Rate Laalu Ka“

Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Naha Raha Thha Biwi Ne Jaisi Hi Sabun Lagaya Uska Lund Khada Ho Gaya Preeto Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Boli Preeto: “Oye, Jaldi Se  Isko Chhota Karo, Saabun Abhi Do Hafte Aur Chalana Hai“

Life Milti Hai Ek Baar, Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar, Pyar Hota Hai Ek Baar, Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar, Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar, . . . To Lauda Kyu Khada Hota Hai Baar-Baar.

Sexiest Message On A Girl’s T-Shirt: Sirf Sochne Se Nahin… Sirf Dekhne Se Nahin… Kuch Karne Se Bada Hota Hain… Aur Khada Hota Hain… “Insaan“

1990 Mein Abhinetri Madhuri Dixit Itni Hit Hui Ki Brahm Lok Tak Charche Hone Lage. Udhar Bhi Logo Ko Ichha Hui Ki Madhuri Ka Dance Dekha Jaye To Brahm Dev Ne Madhuri Ko Bulaya Aur Sabke Samne Nachne Ka Aadesh Diya. Andhere Mein Sab Mandali Bana Kar Beth Jate Hai, Aur Roshni Sirf Madhuri Par [...]

Pathan Ki Biwi Kisi Gair Mard Se Sex Karte Hue Boli. Biwi: “Tum 19ve Aadmi Ho Jis Se Main Thukwa Rahi Hoon” Premi: “Kya Pathan Nahi Thokta?” Biwi: “Nahi, Woh Sirf Usi Ki Thokta Hai Jo Mujhe Thokta Hai“