Indian, Hindi, Masala Jokes

Bhalu Ka Shikaar Kaisi Kare?

Posted on 26 Jan 2012
Ek Baar Ek Shikari Bhalu Ka Shikar Karne Ki Sochta Hai. Apni Banduk Aur Baki Saman Ko Leke Jungle Pahunch Jata Hai. Kafi Der Batkane Ke Bad Use Ek Bhalu Nazar Ata Hai, Par Kambakth Bhaalu Bahut Chalak Hota Hai Wo Ek Taraf Jhaadiya Hila Ke Dusri Taraf Chala Jaata Hai, Jab Shikari Un Jhaadiyo [...]

Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas Pass Dots Kyu Hai?

Posted on 25 Jan 2012
Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Unse Puchha. Bhakt: “Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?” Babaji: “Yeh Andhe Bhaiyo Ke Liye Bhagwan Ne Braille Lipi Mein Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse.“

Tatto Pe Shayari

Posted on 25 Jan 2012
Koun Kehta Hai Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hota Hai, “Chodumal” Agar Aisa Hota To Tattay Sab Se Lambe Hote.

Haadse Kabhi Bhi Ho Sakte Hai

Posted on 25 Jan 2012
Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lund Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya, Waha Doctor Ne Pucha. Doctor: “Yeh Kaise Hua?” Santa: “Main Usko Jaan Se Maar Dunga Jisne Diwaar Par Nangi Ladki Ki Tasvir Chipkai“

Hey Bhagwan Ab Is Ladki Ka Kya Hoga?

Posted on 24 Jan 2012
Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli. Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha” Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola. Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena“

Teen Cheezo Ko Kabhi Chhota Na Samjho

Posted on 24 Jan 2012
Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Apne Bhakto Ko Samjhate Hue Ek Aur Parvachan Bola Life Mein Teen Cheezo Ko Kabhi Chhota Na Samjho, Pahla Soya Hua Lund, Dusra Aati Hui Thand, Teesra Mutual Fund.

Lund Ki Beemari, Tauba Tauba

Posted on 24 Jan 2012
Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Jo Ki Apna Santa Ji Thhe, Aur Bola Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Ek Tatta Neela Pad Gaya Hai” Santa Ne Tatta Check Kiye Aur Bola, Santa: “Ye To Zehar Fel Raha Hai Isko Kaatna Padgea” Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Kaat Do, Jaan Jyada Zaruri Hai” Aadmi Phir Do Din Baad [...]

Meri Jaan Aaj Naraz Kyu Hai?

Posted on 23 Jan 2012
Pathan Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai. Pathan: “Kya Humari Jaan Aaj Hum Se Naraz Hai?” Patni Hairani Se: “Nahi To” Pathan: “To Phir Hamari Taraf Apna Muh Kar Ke Kyu Leti Hui Ho“

Bewafa Ladki Pe Shayari

Posted on 23 Jan 2012
Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab 3 Saal Se Ek Ladki Ke Piche Pade Thhe, Kafi Koshisho Ke Bad B Jab Vo Na Pati To Unhone Ek Dukhi Mann Se Sher Likha. Hum To Tarse Teri Ek Deed Ko, Hum To Tarse Teri Ek Deed Ko, Hamse Achha To Tere Bathroom Ka Lota Hai, Jisne Dekha Hai [...]

Girlfriend Ke Pyare Haatho Ki Tariff Kaisi Kare?

Posted on 22 Jan 2012
Pappu Apni Girl Friend Ke Hath Ko Apne Hath Mein Pakad Ke Bolta Hai. Pappu: “Tumhari Soft Ungliyo Ko Dekh Ke Mann Mein Vichar Aata Hai” Girlfriend: “Janu, Kaisa Vichar Aata Hai?” Pappu: “Tumhare Lambe Naakhun Gand Dhote Waqt Gand Mein Lagte Nahi Kya?“