Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Parvachan Agar Abortion Karvana Murder Hai To, Condom Use Karna Kidnapping Hai

Miya Biwi Ne Suhagrat Manayi Aur Thak Ke Beth Gaye. Husband Ne Biwi Pe Rob Marne Ke Liye Bola. Husband: “Main Shadi Se Pahle 20 Call Girls Ke Saath Sex Kar Chuka Hun” Biwi Sharmatey Hue: “Oh Ji Mene Aapko Pahchan Liya, Aap Wohi Hona Na Jo 500 Rs Ka Nakli Note De Gaye Thhe“

Pappu Aur Uska Dost Golu Ice Cream Kha Rahe Thhe Khate Khate Golu Ne Pappu Se Pucha Golu: “Saale Tere Mein Bada Dimag Hai Na, Chal Ye Bata Ki Bhagwan Ji Kab Darte Hai?” Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Samne Mandir Ko Dekh Ke Bola Pappu: “Jab Koi Larki Mandir Mein Jaye Aur Bole, [...]

Santa Jyada Sharab Peene Ki Wajah Se USA Mein Ek Bar Ke Bahar Dhamal Macha Raha Thha. Kisi Ne Complaint Kar Di To Police Aa Gayi, Ek Sexy Si Police Officer Car Mein Se Bahar Aayi Aur Santa Ko Boli. Officer: “Anything You Say Will Be Taken Down.” Sharabi Santa Nashe Mein: “Your Panties.“

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?” Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”

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Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Oye Ek Baat Bata, Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Banta: “Yaar Jyada Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain.”

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ko Car Mein Ja Rahe The, Ladke Ne Kisi Sunsaan Jagah Par Car Rok Kar Kaha: “Agar Mein Tunhare Sath Munh Kaala Karu To Tum Shor To Nahi Machaogi?” Ladki Bhi Bindas Thhi Boli: “Agar Tum Muh Kala Na Kar Sake To Jarur Shor Machaungi.“

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Manane Ke Liye Ek Sher Sunaya Jubaan Pe Jab Bhi Naam Tera Aata Hai, Ye Haath Mere Niche Chala Jaata Hai, Tumhe Paane Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jaunga, Ek Baar Karne De Warna Hila Hila Ke Mar Jaunga.

Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha Teacher: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ji, Pinki” Teacher: “Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho?” Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur Piche Sarson Ka Tel“