Malika Sherwat Ne Baba Saxidas Ka Bada Naam Suna Thha To Usne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Unke Darshan Hi Kar Liye Jaye, Koi Gyaan Ki Baat Puch Lungi Ja Pahunchi Baba Ke Pass, Aur Pucha Malikka: “Baba Mein Nahate Waqt Kya Lagaya Karu?” Baba Saxidas Muskurate Hue: “Bachha, Darwaje Ki Kundi“

Ek Doctor Santa Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha. Doctor: “Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene, Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jan Se Mar Dunga” Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Usko Pakda Aur Pucha.

80 Saal Ka Pathan Apne Latke Hue Lund Ko Haath Mein Pakad Ke Usse Baatein Kar Raha Thha Tum Hamare Sath Paida Hua, Hamare Sath Bada Hua, Hamare Saath Khela Kooda, Par Benchod, Tu Humse Pahle Kaisi Mar Gaya

Dosto Kya Jamaana Aa Gaya Hai, Hadd Hi Kar Di In Advertisement Walo Ne Idea Walo Ne Ek Bade Se Poster Mein Ek Ladki Khadi Kardi, Aur Sath Mein Likh Diya. Sirf 10 Paise Mein Lage Raho Poori Raat. Dosto Jaago, Esi Advertismenta Ko Dekh Ke Apna Time Barbaad Na Karo Aur Mere Saath Us [...]

Class Mein New Teacher Aayi, Jiske Blouse Pe Phool Laga Hua Thha. Kuch Der Baad Usne Samne Bethe Pappu Se Pucha. Teacher: “Batao Beta, Phool Kya Peete Hai?”

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Mushayara Mein Aaj Ki Generation Ko Samjhte Hue Ek Sher Arz Kiya. Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge, Waah Wah Waah Bhai Waah Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge, Jeena Hai To Paani Ban [...]

Ek Baar Pappu Ki Kisi Baat Pe Apni Girlfriend Se Ladayi Ho Gayi. Dono Mein Ladayi Karte Karte Baat Yaha Tak Aa Gayi Ki Breakup Ki naubat Aa Gayi. Ladki Ne Gusse Mein Aake Pappu Ko Bhadva Kah Diya

Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Us Se Pucha Golu: “Pappu Tera Dimag Bahut Tez Chalta Hai Na, Chal Bata Ki What Is The Similarity Between Schols And Girls?” Pappu Ne Sochte Hue: “Simple Hai Yaar, Both Have Periods“

Ek Baar Ek Bande Ki Shadi Hui, Par Suhagrat Manane Se Pahle Hi Uska Accident Ho Gaya Aur Vo Bechara Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya. Patni Puri Sati Savitri Thhi, Usne Pati Ka Land Kaat Liya Aur Usko Apne Ghar Ki Deewar Se Chipka Diya. Roj Raat Ko Vo Deewar Pe Jaati Aur Lund Se [...]

Ek Murga Ek Murgi Ke Piche Bhaag Raha Thha Aur Usko Pakadne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Thha Achanal Bhaagte Bhaagte Murgi Ek Car Ke Niche Aa Gayi Aur Mar Gayi Murga Usko Dekh Kar Man Mein Bola: “Sali Lagta Hai Desi Thhi, Jaan Dedi Magar Izzat Bacha Li“