Santa Ek Baar Kapde Press Karvane Dhobi Ke Pass Gaya To Dobhi Ki Biwi Bahar Bethi Hoti Hai Aur Ek Dum Mast Aur Chaka Chak Maal Hoti Hai Santa Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Jati Hai Aur Wo Usko Bolta Hai

Jaisa Ki Kal Aapne Pada Ki Teacher Ke Puchne Pe Pappu Ne Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ji Kab Khush Hote Hai. Teacher Is Jawab Ko Sunkar Khamosh Ho Gayi Aur Socha Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Jyada Hi Kharab Hai Ise Sabak Sikhaya Jaye

Husband Ghar Aya Aur Aake Bola Husband: “Aaj Main Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Thha” Biwi: “To Kya Bola Vo”

Ek Baar Ek Bachha Bhukha( Hungry) Hota Hai, Do Din Se Usne Kuch Bhi Nahi Khaya Hota. Wo Ek Chai Wale (Tea Shop) Ke Paas Jaata Hai Aur Bolta Hai. Bacha: “Uncle Bhukh Lagi Hai Chai Pila Do” Chai Wala Tharki Hota Hai Vo Ye Sun Ke Bache Ko Bolta Hai.

Chodumal Khan Saab Roj Apni Girlfriend Se Gareebi Ke Taane Sun Sun Ke Ek Sher Bole Josh Bhare Lund Ko Janeman Thukraya Nahi Karte, Yun Chut Dikha Ke Aage Se Guzar Jaya Nahi Karte, Kya Hua Agar Mera Ghar Ek Raja Ka Mahal Nahi, To Kya Jhompdi Mein Log Chudvaya Nahi Karte..?

Grammar Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola. Teacher: “Tota Ne Maina Ko Kiss Kiya, Iska Future Tens Banao?” Pappu: “Ji, Ab Tota Maina Ko Chod Kar Hi Dam Lega“

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Mehfil Mein Ladki Ke Uper Sunaya Gaya Ek Sher. Har Panty Ki Khushbhu Ka Ek Raaz Hota Hai, Ladki Ki Bra Ko Utarne Ka Ek Andaaz Hota Hai, Jab Tak Thokar Na Lage Kisi Ke Lund Ki, Har Ladki Ko Apni Choot Par Naaz Hota Hai.

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Pappu, Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Khush Kab Hote Honge?” Pappu: “Ji Jab Ek Ladki Ka Rape Ho Raha Ho Aur Vo Chilla Rahi Ho, Please Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do“

School Se Aake Pappu Santa Ko Bola Pappu: “Papa Papa, Hamare School Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Hai Kya Mast Maal Hai” Santa: “Sale Kutte, Teacher Maa Ke Samaan Hoti Hai” Pappu Gusse Se: “Haan Haan Bhonsdi Ke, Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Socha Kar“

Sardiyo Ke Mausam Mein 3 Dost Ek Hi Bed Pe Rajai Ke Ander So Rahe Hote Hai Bich Mein Leta Hua Ladka Piche Wale Se Bola: “Yaar Mujhe Kuch Jyada Thand Lag Rahi Hai” Piche Wala Dost: “Ek Kam Kar, Agle Wale Ki Gaand Mein Lund Dal De”