Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab India Pe British Raaz Tha. Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To Ek Restraunt Mein Gaya Par Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe Likha Tha: “

Pregnant Lady Ko Dekh Ke Ek Ladki Boli. Ladki: “Lagta Hai Makan Ban Gaya Hai Kirayedaar Bhi Aa Gaya Hai” Pregnant Lady Boli: “Mistri Bhi Khali Hai Tere Ghar

Ek Aadmi Business Tour Par Ja Raha Tha, Jate-Jate Biwi Use Condom Ka Packet Dekar Boli. Biwi: “Lo Ise Rakh Lo, Mood Ban Gaya To Use Kar Lena” Aadmi Ye Dekh Man Hi

Girl-Friend: “Chalo Chupan-Chupai Khelte Hain, Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To Tum Meri Le Lena Aur Agar Tumne Nahi Dhunda To Main Tumhari Loongi” Boy-Friend: ̶

Gareeb Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai, Jutta Leta Hai To Pant Fat Jati Hai, Pant Leta Hai To Shirt Fat Jati Hai, Aur Sub Kuch Ek Sath Leta Hai To Gand Fat Jati Hai.

Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Laash Ko Dekh Vo Us Se Lipat Kar Rone Lagi Aur Boli. Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan, Abhi To Mene Kuch Dekha Bhi Nahi Tha” Pass Mein Santa Khad

Class Mein Aaye Naye Bache Se Madam Ne Puchha Madam: “Tumhara Kya Naam Hai?” Student: “Lassanmal Aamirbhai Uday Das Aadwani” Madam: “Lamba Hai Sh

College Life Se Nikalne Ke Baad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ko Kuch Saalo Baad Apne Bichde Dosto Ki Yaad Aayi To Unhone Ye Sher Arz Kiya. Jo Ki Har Kisi Ko Dil Pe Lagega.

Yaar Koi Mujhe Blackmail Kar Raha Hai. Jab Main Teri Le Raha Tha, To Kisi Ne Photo Khinch Li. Ye Dekh (“‘.) (“‘.) (\_(<) LL LL Bata Ab Kya Kare̷

Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Puchhti Hai. Teacher: “Pappu, Sach Aur Veham Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Pappu: “Mam, Aap Sexy Ho Ye Sach Hai Aur Hamara Khada Nahi Hota