Indian, Hindi, Masala Jokes

Bechara Nadan Pati

Posted on 05 Jan 2012
Ek Gaanv Ke Shareef Ladke Ki Shaadi Shehar Ki Sexy Ladki Ke Saath Ho Jaati Hai. Suhagraat Ko Jab Pati Sone Laga To Patni Ne Kaha. Patni: “Aaj Hamari Suhagraat Hai Kuch Karoge Nahi?” Pati Hairan Hote Hue: “Kya Karna Hai?” Patni: “Jo Karna Chahiye” Pati: “Mujhe Nahi Pata” Patni Ka Sex Karne Ka Bahot [...]

Saat Dosto Ki Suhagrat Ka Kissa

Posted on 05 Jan 2012
Saat Doston Ki Suhagraat Ke Agle Din, Vo Apni Apni Wife Ke Bare Mein Baatein Share Kar Rahe Thhe 1st Bola: “Meri Biwi To 1110, Jese Marzi Usse Karo” 2nd Bola: “Meri Biwi 3310 Nikli, 36 Saal Ka Purana Model” 3rd Bola: “Meri Biwi N95, Zara Pyar Se Chalana Padta Hai” 4th Bola: “Meri Biwi [...]

Be-zuban Pe Zulam Kyu Karte Ho

Posted on 04 Jan 2012
Chor Ne Dudhwale Ko Nanga Kar Ke Ped Se Bandh Diya Or Bhains Chura Kar Le Gaya. Subah Logo Ne Dudhwale Ko Khola To Ussne Bhains Ke Bachhade Ko Khub Mara. Logo Ne Puchha: “Arrey, Iss Be-zuban Ko Kyo Marte Ho?” Dudhwala Gusse Se: “Yeh Madarchod Chaar Mahine Ka Ho Gaya Par Gandu Ko ‘Boobs’ [...]

Budhe Ka Stamina, Tauba Tauba

Posted on 03 Jan 2012
Sattar (70) Saal Ka Budda Apne Doctor Dost Se Bola. Budda: “Main Aaj Bhi Sex Karne Mein 1 Ghanta, 40 Minute, 15 Second Lagata Hoon” Doctor Hairaan Ho Kar Bola: “Kaise ?” Budda Bola: “40 Minute Khada Karne Mein, 15 Second Dhakka Marne Ko Aur 1 Ghanta Sex Ke Baad Hosh Main Aane Ko“

Difference Between U, A, X & XXX Films

Posted on 03 Jan 2012
What Is The Difference Between U, A, X & XXX Films: U: Hero Gets The Heroine. A: Villain Gets The Heroine. X: All Actors Get The Heroine. Xxx: Entire Unit Gets The Heroine.

Murgi Bechna To Aafat Hai

Posted on 03 Jan 2012
Ek Gaav (Village) Ki Aurat Murgi Kharedane Bazar Gayi. Aurat Dukandar Se Boli: “Bhaiya Jara Murgiya Dikhana” Dukandar Ne Ek Murgi Dikhayi Aurat Ne Murgi Ke Gand Par Apna Haath Lagaya Aur Boli, Aurat: “Ye Delhi Ki Murgi Hai, Ye Nahi Chahiye Dusari Murgi Dikhawo” Dukandar Bola: “Kyu???” Aurat Boli: “Yeh Murgi Chara (Khana) Toh [...]

Ye To Sach Mein Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekha

Posted on 02 Jan 2012
Ek Baar Santa Ne Apni Wife Se Dhaage Waale Karele Banwaye. Raat Mein Light Chali Gayi Aur Santa Karele Ke Dhaage Bhi Kha Gaya. Jab Usse Subah Tatti Aayi Toh Tatti Mein Dhage Dhekhkar Gabra Kar Bola, Santa: “O Behnchod Gand Fatti Hui To Bahut Baar Suni Hai Par Udhadte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha [...]

Bhalai Karne Ka Zamana Ab Kidhar Raha

Posted on 02 Jan 2012
Ek Pathan Dukan Se Bahar Nikla To Dekha Ek Kutta – Kutti Sex Karne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe, Lekin Kutta Kadh (Height) Ka Chota Thha Jiss Ki Wajah Se ‘Jagah’ Tak Pahunch Nahi Paa Raha Thha, Pathan Ne Usski Madad Ki Or Kutte Ko Kutti Par Pahunchaya, Dusre Din Pathan Waha Se Guzra To [...]

Kuch Seekho Baba Ki Baat Se

Posted on 02 Jan 2012
Ek Aadmi Ke Nau (9) Bachhe Thhe Wo Ghar Mein Bahut Shor Macha Rahe Thhe. Baba Sexidas Dande Se Tak Tak Karte Hue Wahaan Se Ja Rahe The. Tak Tak Ki Aawaz Sunkar Aadmi Ne Baba Se Kaha. Aadmi: “Are Baba, Dande Pe Ruber Lagava Lo To Tak Tak Ki Aawaz Nahi Aayegi” Baba Sexidas [...]

Bade Lundwale Pe Shayari

Posted on 01 Jan 2012
Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi. Sub Ne Kiya Apna Khada, Kuch Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuch Ne Kaha Uska Bada, Hum Bhi Wahaan Mojood Thhe Hum Chup Rahe Bas Hans Diye, “Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada Sub Ne Kaha Itna-Bada Itna-Bada“