Kareena Ka Zero Figure Dekhkar Bade Hi Mashoor Shayar Chodumal Khan Saab (Baba Saxidas Ke Cousion) Ne Arj Kiya Hai Na Gaand Hai Na Seena Hai, Na Gaand Hai Na Seena Hai, Yeh Sali Kaisi Haseena Hai

Pyar Mein Dokha Khaye Ashiq Ki Shayari Apni Mehbooba Ke Liye Ji Karta Hai Bade Se Pathar Pe I Miss You Likh Ke Thok Du Us Pathar Ko Teri Gaand Mein Hathode Se Fir Tujhe Pata Chale Ki Teri Yaadein Kitni Taklif Deti Hai Sexdulla Hashmi

Shikva Nahi Kisi Se Kisi Se Gila Nahi Wah Wah Bahut Achhe, Shikva Nahi Kisi Se Kisi Se Gila Nahi,

Chitrakut Ki Ghat Me Ghati Ghatna Ghambir Tulsidas Ne Laundi Peli, Phas Gaye Sant Kabir

Dulhan Wahi Jo Roz Karwaye, Bra Utar Kar Boobs Dabwaye, Popat Ko Dekh Petikot Uthaye, Andar Jaaye To Once More Chillaye, Wahi Dulhan Piya Mann Bhaye.

Rah Chalti Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Ladka Shayari Ke Andaz Mein Bola Ladka: “Kash Main Tumhare Hasen Honton Ki Lip Stick Hota” Ladki Ne Huste Hue Jawab Diye

Yu Hum Ko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi? Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi? Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota, Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Narad Ko Aa Gaya Kanya Pe Krodh, Usne Lena Chaha Kanya Se Pratishod, Aur Usne Dia Kanya Ko Pakad Ke Chod, Kanya Ne Kia Narad Ka Bada Virodh, Boli Madarchod Chod Dia Bina Nirodh.

Yun Honton Say Hont Mila Lena Phir Hath Boobs Pe Phira Dena Phir Choot Ka Pani Nikal Dena Kuch Apne Lun To Dikha Dena Kuch Mari Choot Ko Dekh Lena Kuch Choot Ko Bhee Chat Lena

Agar Ho Marzi Se Sex To Paap Nahi Hota, Agar Ho Kunwari Se Sex To Uska Jawab Nahi Hota, Par Dost Bina Condom Ke Kabhi Mat Chodna, Kyunki Khade Lund Ka Dimag Nahi Hota.