SMS, One Liner Jokes Collection - 1843 Jokes

One Of A Fantastic Add By Call-Girl

143 Characters - Posted on 18 May 2013 Views: 2,671
Fantastic Add By Calgirl - Plot On Rent, 2X4 Area, Gud Frontage, 1 Bore Wel Wid Gardn Around, Drainage Facility & Milk Booth At Handy Distance.
Isko Kis Ne Draya Awesome Micro Art On Nails Dirty Mind, Please Calm Down Ultimate Creativity With Shadow Chinese Avengers – Going To Save The World

Santa Ka Amazing Jadu

139 Characters - Posted on 17 May 2013 Views: 20,183
Snta- Jadu Dekoge. Bnta- Ha S- Apni Pent Utar Or Jhuk Ab Dekh Tuje Gand Me Ungli Mehsus Ho Rhi Hai? B- Ha S- Par Mere To Dono Hath Uper Hai

Tauba Tauba, Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya

156 Characters - Posted on 16 May 2013 Views: 7,613
Jaunpur U.P. Ki Prakash Talkies Me Bhojpuri Film Ka Ad. Bde Ghr Ki Bhu, Ka Lijiye Mza, Din Me 4 Bar, 12-3-6-9, Upr Ka 60, Niche Ka 30, Advane Booking Chalu!

Woww, What A Beauty

149 Characters - Posted on 15 May 2013 Views: 8,123
A Drunk Goes 2 Chemist & Shouts- I Want Condom. Chemist- Sir, Plz Be Decent. Drunk Unzips, Puts Dick On Table & Says- Do U Hav Clothes 4 This Beauty?

Ladke Kabhi Sudhar Hi Nahi Sakte

162 Characters - Posted on 14 May 2013 Views: 14,075
Apni Naraz Gf Ko Manane K Bad Boy Pyar Se Bola. Boy- Jan, Kaho To Tumhre Liye Chand Tare Tod Laun. Grl Hlka Sa Muskurayi Or Boli- Bhonsdi K Fir Se Bakchodi Chalu.

Nobody Helps You After Sex

155 Characters - Posted on 13 May 2013 Views: 6,893
Every1 Helps A Grl In Removing Her Dress During Be4 Sex. But Nevr Helps Her In Putting Her Dress Back On, Aftr Sex. Moral- Once U R Fucked, Nobody Helps U.

Seat Belt Lagane Ka Nuksaan

138 Characters - Posted on 12 May 2013 Views: 15,790
Banta- Aj Kal Bhabi Ji Ka Left Boob Kafi Chota Dikh Rha H, Q? Santa- Ye Sale R.T.O Walo Ne Seat Belt Lgwa-Lgwa K Left Bub Ki Ma Chod Di H.
No One Loves Me Janu Main Tere Bina Nahi Jee Sakta Lets Enjoy Dude Latte Art Kiki by Dola What A Solution By An Old Man

Vasna, Pyar Aur Shadi Mein Kya Antar Hai?

158 Characters - Posted on 09 May 2013 Views: 15,555
Banta- Vasna, Pyar Or Shadi Me Kya Antar H? Santa- Sirf Panty Ka Antar H. Banta- Wo Kse? Santa- Vasna Me Pany Ko Fadte H, Pyr Me Utarte H Or Shadi Me Dhote He

Unki Gali Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam, Aaj Ke Baad

147 Characters - Posted on 07 May 2013 Views: 12,475
Unki Gli Se Guzre, To Chaubra Nzr Aya, Unki Gali Se Guzare, To Chaubra Nzr Aya, Uski Man Bahr Aa K Boli, Gand Fad Dungi Bhosadi K Jo Dobra Nzr Aya.

Mard Aur Aurat Mein Farak Baba Saxidas Ki Jubani

120 Characters - Posted on 01 May 2013 Views: 20,820
Wat is The Diference Betwin A Man & A Woman? A Man Always Has The Same Dick Betwin His Legs Al His Life, A Woman May Not
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