SMS, One Liner Jokes Collection - 1428 Jokes

Gair Kanuni Kaam Mat Karo

146 Characters - Posted on 22 May 2012 Views: 2,686
1 Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha Police Ne Pakda- Ye Gair Kanuni Hai. Pathan- Ye Kya Bolti Tum? Gair Ka Nuni? Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni Hai

Ladkiya Kya Sochti Hai, Gale Milte Waqt?

151 Characters - Posted on 22 May 2012 Views: 4,724
Girls Apas Me Gale Milte Wqt Kya Sochti He?? Is K To Muj Se B Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gye Hai, Pta Nhi Kon Sa Shampu Use Krti He - Abe Salo Ab To Sudhar Jao

Sare Kaam Chhod Kar Ye Kaam Chalu Karo

149 Characters - Posted on 21 May 2012 Views: 7,186
70% Ladkiyan Shaadi Se Pehle Sex Karna Chahti Hain. Mein Pershan Hoon, Ke Bhenchod Wo 70% Larkiyan Hain Kahaan? Hass Kya Rahe Ho, Dhundo Yaar Dhundo.

English Sikhne Ka Asaan Tarika

155 Characters - Posted on 21 May 2012 Views: 5,403
Log Khte He English Movies Dekne Se English A Jati He Mene 2 Sal Movies Dekhi Or Sirf Ye Sikha - Oh Yeah, Come On Baby, Push More, Ahh Aaaaha Ohhhh Aaahhhh

Sukh Aur Santosh Mein Kya Farq Hai?

151 Characters - Posted on 21 May 2012 Views: 6,767
Baba Saxidas - Sukh Or Santosh K Bich Me Kya Farq He? Jivan Me Apni Pasnd Se Thokne Ko Mile, To Wo Hai Sukh Aur Jo Mile Usse Thokna Pade Wo Hai Santosh

Aaj Bhi Yad Hai Mujhe Wo Raat

159 Characters - Posted on 20 May 2012 Views: 7,814
Ha Muje Yad H Wo Rat, Jab Shama Jalayi Thi, Dosto Ne Mil K Tuj Se Rand Chudwai Thi, Dady Tere Aye Or Bhag Gye, Hm Per Teri Gand Fatne Ki Awaz Dur-2 Tak Ayi Thi

Dukaandaar Ke Codewords

156 Characters - Posted on 20 May 2012 Views: 11,775
Girl 2 Shopkeeper- 28 Number Ki Bra Dena. Shopkepr 2 Staff- 1 Balgopal Lana. Tabi 1 Aunty Aayi Or Boli- Mujhe 42 Ki Bra Dena. Shkpr- 1 Zhulelal Bhi Lete Ana

Todays Kids

162 Characters - Posted on 19 May 2012 Views: 7,793
Dad- What’s Your Result? Son- I’ve Failed In Five Subjects. Dad- From Now Onwards Don’t Call Me Dad. Son- Oh Come On Dad, Its My School Test Not A DNA Test.

Jise Sahara Diya, Usne Hi Loot Liya

159 Characters - Posted on 19 May 2012 Views: 11,935
Do Dogs Sex Kar Rahe The. Son- Dad, Ye Kya Ho Rha H? Dad- Beta, Piche Wala Dog Sahara Le K Chal Rha H. Son- Ghor Kalyug H Dad Jise Sahara 2 Whi Gand Mar Leta H

Dosto Ki Insult Shayarana Andaaz Mein

125 Characters - Posted on 18 May 2012 Views: 7,618
Aankhein Diwangi Mein Laga Baithe, Dil Ashiqui Mein Hara Baithe, Aap To Awarded Ganddu Nikle, Hizde Se Bhi Gand Marwa Baithe.
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