SMS, One Liner Jokes

Allah Meharban To Gadha Pehalwan

138 Characters - Posted on 23 Feb 2012
Pehla Mulla- Tumhe 10 Bachhe Kaise? Dusra Mulla- Kuch Nahi Sab Allha Ka Hath Hai, Pehla Mula- Lungi Theek Kar Allha Ka Hath Dikh Raha Hai.

Tharki Pandij Ji, Sawad Kam Lo

148 Characters - Posted on 22 Feb 2012
1 Moti Aurat Mandir Me Mannat Mangne Gyi. Aurat- Main Aaj Idhar Bahut Badi Aas Leke Ayi Hu. Pandit - Haan Ji Mene Dekha, Jab Aap Matha Tek Rahe The.

Darr Ke Aage Hi Jeet Hai

147 Characters - Posted on 21 Feb 2012
Santa- Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh K Bhag Q Gya? Banta- Maa Kehti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge, Or Mera 1 Hissa Kadak B Hone Laga Tha

Priye Tumhe Kya Ghum Hai?

149 Characters - Posted on 20 Feb 2012
1 Mote Electrician Ka Sex Krne Ka Man Kar Rha Tha, Pati Patni Ko Dekha Or Bola- Bolo Priye Tmhe Kya Gam H? Ptni- Swami Load Jyada Aur Voltage Kam Hai

Ek Dhamaka Offer

137 Characters - Posted on 20 Feb 2012
Dhamaka Offer. Purana Underware 2, Or Nye Underware K Sath, 1 Lund Free Le Jaiye, Or Pehle 50 Khush Naseebon Ki Gand B Free Me Mari Jaygi

Bachhe Bahlana Itna Asaan Nahi Hai Ab

143 Characters - Posted on 19 Feb 2012
Dr. Muslim Bache Ki Lull1 Katne Aaya. Dr- Beta, Wo Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya. Bacha- Chidiya Gyi Ma Chudane, Tu Niche Dekh, T@tte Mat Kat Diyo

Pyar Mein Galti Karna Galat Hai

149 Characters - Posted on 17 Feb 2012
Ldka: Hum 2no Kuch Arse Sath Rehte Hai, Agr Mizaj Me Hum Mile To Shadi Kr Lenge, Or Koi Galti Ho Gyi To Alag Ho Jaynge. Ldki: Galti Kis K Pas Rahegi?

Gabbar Aur Sambha Ki Story

147 Characters - Posted on 17 Feb 2012
Gabbar Shooting Karte Hue Sambha Se Bolta Hai. Gabbar- Gande, Samba- Tu Ganda, Gabbar- Gande, Samba- Tu Ganda, Gabbar- Abbey Bhonsdi Ke Gun De Gun.

Muth Marte Pakde Jane Pe Kya Bahana Mare?

111 Characters - Posted on 16 Feb 2012
Pappu Was Masturbating In Class, Suddenly Teacher Came And Open The Door, Pappu Says- Mam, 100 Saal Jiyogi App.

Jiski Mile Le Lo, Moka Na Chhodo

122 Characters - Posted on 15 Feb 2012
Ldki Ki Lo, Ya Aurat Ki... Jwan Ki Lo, Ya Budhi Ki... Jaha Jiski Mile Le Lo... Q Ki... Pata Nhi Kb Kis Ki Dua Kaam Aa Jaye