SMS, One Liner Jokes

Pahle Sex Ke Bad Ladkiya Kyu Roti Hai?

148 Characters - Posted on 06 Feb 2012
Pehli Bar Sax Karne Ke Bad Ladki Dar Ke Rone Lagi. Ladka- Kya Hua? Ladki- Jab Andar Gya To 6 Inch Ka Tha Bahar Aya To 3 Inch Ka Ho Gya, Baki Kaha H?

Sex Ke Code Words

149 Characters - Posted on 05 Feb 2012
Pati- Beta, Apni Mumy Ko Bol Ki Gandhiji Dandi March Krna Chahte H. Patni- Beta, Papa Ko Bol Ki Aaj Dandi March Nhi Kar Skte, Lal Bahadur Aaye Hue H.

Zordar Sex Callgirl Ka

149 Characters - Posted on 05 Feb 2012
Callgrl- 500 Me Normal Sex, 800 Me Zordar Thukaai. Santa- Agar Main 1000 Du To? Callgrl- Fir To Bas Tu Apni Pagdi Pakad K Rakhna, Baaki Ka Kaam Mera.

Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?

138 Characters - Posted on 05 Feb 2012
Judge- Khan, Tumne Inspector Ki G@nd Q Maari? Khan- Judge Sahab, Inspector Ne Hum Ko Hukum Diya Thha Ke Hathiyaar Daal Do Humne Daal Diya.

Lalu Ji Bhi Bade Kamal Ke Aadmi Hai

149 Characters - Posted on 04 Feb 2012
Rakhi Sawant Lalu Ko Ghr Le Gyi Nangi Ho K Boli- Muje Bandh 2 Or Wo Kro Jo Bihari Sbse Acha Krte H. Lalu Ne Ktora Liya Or Doodh Nikalna Shuru Kr Diya

Sex Party Pe Jarur Jaana Chahiye

148 Characters - Posted on 04 Feb 2012
1 Dost Dusre Dost Se- Aaj Raat Mere Ghar Me Sex-Party H, Tum Aaoge? Dusra - Haan-2, Kon-2 Aa Rha H? Pehla- Bas Teen Log Hai - Main Tum Or Tumhari Bv

Mard Ke Sukhi Jeevan Ke 5 Secrets

0 Characters - Posted on 04 Feb 2012

Women’s Best Black Mailing Instrument

126 Characters - Posted on 03 Feb 2012
Girls Use Their B00bs As A Black Mailing Instrument. They Show Half Of It And Men Will Do Anything To See Remaining Half......

Swapandosh Ka Side Effect

142 Characters - Posted on 03 Feb 2012
Ek Kuwari Ladki Ko Bachha Ho Gaya. Premi- Ye Kese Ho Gaya? Premika Pyar Se- Janu, Jis Raat Tumhe Swapan Dosh Hua Tha To Mere Bluetooth On Tha.

Paise Ki Deewani Har Ladki

148 Characters - Posted on 03 Feb 2012
Pappu- If U Let Me Bite Ur B00bs, I'll Pay U Rs.1 Lack, Grl- Ok, Pappu Starts 2 Lick & Suck, Grl- Are U Not Going 2 Bite, Pappu- No Its Too Expnsive