A Boy Touched His Girlfriend Boobs & Said. Boyfriend- U R So Hot Baby. Girlfriend- Saale Kamine, Muje Bukhar (Fever) Hai Or Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rhi Hai.

1 Admi Santa Ki Bakery Par Gya. Admi- Apse Pas Paav H Kya? Santa- Oye Bh0sdi K To Kya Main Apne Lu.nd Pe Khada Hoon?

Suhagrat Pe Pati BV Pe Chada Biwi Hnsi, Fir Hansi. Pati Guse Se- Sali Q Hasti He? Biwi- Pankhe K Bich Jo Gol Chakri H Us Me Apki G@nd Dikh Rhi H

1 Bus Me Sab Seats Pe Mard Baithe Thhe 1 Ldki Khadi Thi. Kaafi Der Bad Wo Boli- Kesa Zamana Aa Gya H- Chut Khadi H, Aur Lund Baithe Hain

Lalu Saw A Donkey & Cat At Sonia's House 2 Impress Sonia He Talk 2 Her In English. Lalu- Madam, Ur Ass Is Pretty But Ur Pussy Is Simply Mind Blowing.

Snta FTV Dekh Rha Tha Ki Achank Se Pappu Aa Gaya, Santa- Garib Ladkiya H, Kapde Lene K B Paise Nhi H. Papu- Iss Se B Garib Dekhni He To Mere Pas CD H

Pati- Socha Cal Kr Lu Tm Mis Kr Rhi Hogi? Ptni- 15 Min Pehle Jo Ldai Hui Thi Wo Kya Tha? Pati- Hey Bhgwan Gatiya Chinese Fone, Fir Gar Ka No. Lag Gya

Dad Slips & Fals Badly In Bathrum & Fracturs His Leg. Shockd Son Visits D Hosptl & Asks- Wt Hapnd Dad? Dad-Hram Khor Muth Marne K Bad Pani Dalna Sikh

Why Do Girls Attend Classes Regularly? ..............Bcoz...................Missing Of Periods Are Sign Of Pregnancy....

Girl2 Tatoo Artist- How Much Do U Charge 4 Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Tattoo Artist- Rs.100/- 4 Tiger, Rabbit & Lion, Bt Giraffe Is Free