SMS, One Liner Jokes Collection - 1845 Jokes

Kya Aapne Bhi Chodni Hai?

74 Characters - Posted on 12 Feb 2013 Views: 21,159
Chodo Chodo Aur Chodo Aur Aur Chodo Kyoki Cigarate Chhodne Se Hi Chhutegi.
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Oyeee Ek Peg Hor Do True Lines – Someone In The Sky To Protect Me Aaj Inko Bhi Karte Dekh Hi Liya Jungle Mein Mangal – They Also Need It Nailed It – A Realistic Tattoo

Aakhir Kuch To Bhalayi Ka Kaam Kiya Isne Bhi

150 Characters - Posted on 11 Feb 2013 Views: 27,543
Call Grl Apni Eyes Donate Krne Gyi. Counter Clrk- Kuch Kahna Chahti Ho? Call Girl- Jise B Ye Ankhe Lagao Use Bta Dena Khulti Lund Dekhne K Bad Hi Hai.
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Bhabhi Ko Kapde Utarte Dekhna Galat Hai

149 Characters - Posted on 10 Feb 2013 Views: 34,078
Papu Pados Ki Babhi Se- Kal Mene Apko Kpde Utarte Hue Deka, Ap Bahut Tej Utarti He, Jara Dhire Se Kpde Utara Kro, Vrna Kpde Utarne Ki Tar Tut Jayegi.
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Aisi Ladki Kise Kise Chahiye?

144 Characters - Posted on 09 Feb 2013 Views: 33,914
Badan Uska Silky Ho, Breast Uski Milky Ho, Dekhne Me Chikni Ho, Pehni Usne Bikini Ho, Niche Usk Cimney Ho, Lmba Apna Dnda Ho, Usme Jak Thnda Ho.
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I Can’t Marry You But I Love You

152 Characters - Posted on 08 Feb 2013 Views: 17,063
Said By A Great Lover- I Can't Marry U But I Love U. Means. Behan Ki Lodi Tu Itni Khobsurat Nhi K Shadi Karlu, Par Itni Buri B Nhi K Bina Chode Jane Du.
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Chote Se Sawal Ka Kitna Pyara Sa Jawab

142 Characters - Posted on 08 Feb 2013 Views: 21,659
1 Buzurg Se Kisi Ne Pucha Ap Hamesha Zamin Pe Q Bethte Ho? Buzurg Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Pyara Jawab Diya- Q, Tujhe Koi Taqlif He? Madrchod
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Apne Paanv Pe Khade Hone Ka Nuksan

0 Characters - Posted on 07 Feb 2013 Views: 24,841
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Cute White Baby Panda A Dog Is Painting With His Mouth Mast Idea – Engineers Wedding Rings Aurto Ko Samjhne Ki Kitaab Abe Ye Kela Hai Kuch Aur Nahi

Khas Dost Ke Liye Ek Test Message

144 Characters - Posted on 06 Feb 2013 Views: 20,914
Ye Sirf Test Msg Hai. Kripya Or Niche Dekhane K Liye Button Na Dabaye . . . . . . . . Test Result Positive. Dost Teri Gand Me Vakiye Hi Keeda He
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Ladki Se Jaldbazi Theek Nahi Hoti

150 Characters - Posted on 05 Feb 2013 Views: 44,204
Dilbr Ki Hmne Pyr Se Jo Chuchiyan Dba Di. Gor Farmiyega, Dilbr Ki Hmne Pyr Se Jo Chuchiyan Dba Di. Bhen Ki Lodi Ne Lat Mar K Humari Gotiyan Hi Suja Di
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Aap Log Bhi Ek Bar Check Kar Lo

154 Characters - Posted on 05 Feb 2013 Views: 24,018
Papu- Ap K Pas Stove Ki Pin He Kya? Bhabi- Stove Pe Khana Pka Rhe Ho Kya? Papu- Nhi, Subah Se Muth Mar Rha Hu Pr Girta Hi Nhi He Lgta He Andr Kuch Fasa He
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