SMS, One Liner Jokes

Mirchi Muh Ke Alawa Kahaan Lagti Hai ?

135 Characters - Posted on 21 Dec 2011
Mirchi Muh Ke Alawa Kahaan Lagti Hai??? Socho - Socho. Kheit Mein Lagati Hai, Dirty Mind. Hamesha Apne G@nd Ke Bare Mein Hi Soch Te Ho.

Sachii Deshbhakti

149 Characters - Posted on 20 Dec 2011
Nehru Was F.cki*g Victoria On Climax Nehru Droped Semen On Bed. Victoria- Ander Q Nhi Nikala? Nehru-Gandhiji Ne Desi Maal Videsh Bhejne Ko Mna Kiya H

Difference Between A Girl And A PC ?

99 Characters - Posted on 20 Dec 2011
Whats A Difference Between A Girl And A PC ????????????????? PC Wont Laugh At 3-Inch Floppy Disk...

Mujhe Divorce Chahiye

137 Characters - Posted on 19 Dec 2011
Dhoni Ki Wife Dhoni Ki Maa Se Boli- Muje Ap K Bete Se Divorce Chahiye. Ma- Lekin Q? Wife- Qki Woh Kamina To Gloves Pahan Kr Ball Pkdta H.

Tu Kya Samjha Thha?

149 Characters - Posted on 19 Dec 2011
Batao Wo Kya Chiz H Jo H To Tmhari Lekin Hmesha Dusre Lete H?............Oye Tera Nam Yar! Tu G@nD Smjha Tha Na Chal Koi Bat Nhi Tera Jwab B Theek H.

Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

132 Characters - Posted on 19 Dec 2011
El Callgirl Se Kisi Ne Pucha- Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Callgirl Ka Chota Sa Par Sachha Jawab Thha- Sahi Jagah Par Galat Aadmi Ka Hona

Waste Thing Attached To Your P3nis?

87 Characters - Posted on 18 Dec 2011
What Is The Waste Thing Attached To Your Penis? Think Take Your Time - Hahahah Its You.

Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?

149 Characters - Posted on 18 Dec 2011
Snta Idli Bna Kr Apni Ptni Ko Prosta H. Ptni- Tm Itni Achi Idli Kse Bnate Ho? Snta-Mre Pas Idli Bnane Wala Kabda H. Ptni-Bhosdi Ya Mri Bra H Wapis Kr

Malika Ese Vese Scenes Mein Kaam Nahi Karti

149 Characters - Posted on 18 Dec 2011
Film Director To Mallika- Suhagrat Ka Scene H Ap Hero Ko Doodh Ka Glass Dengi? Mallika- Glass Se Hi Pilana Tha To Vidya Balan Ko Le Lete. Muje Q Liya

Vese Vo Kar Kya Rahe Thhe?

147 Characters - Posted on 17 Dec 2011
Ladies Saw A Dog Fuching Othr Dog Badly. Dr.Wifes- They R Enjoying Life. Lawyers Wife- No Its Rape. Salesmans Wife- Lgta H Kuta Tour Se Vapas Aya H