SMS, One Liner Jokes Collection - 1428 Jokes

Jo Mila Ladki Ko Mila..

152 Characters - Posted on 16 Mar 2012 Views: 16,712
Jo Mila Ldki Ko Mila, Hont Mile Chuswne Ko, Boobs Mile Dbwane Ko, Fudi Mili Chudwane Ko, Gand Mili Mrwane Ko. Apko Kya Mila Sirf 1 Lund Wo Bhi Hilane Ko

Ladies Ke Pass Wo Kya Hai?

159 Characters - Posted on 16 Mar 2012 Views: 15,912
Ladies K Pas Wo Kya H Jo Round Shape Me Hai, Left & Right Side H, Chalte Hue Hilti Hai, Uska Name B Se Start Hota Hai? Socho? Bangles, Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.

Hey Mere Bhagwan Ye Kya Ho Gaya

152 Characters - Posted on 16 Mar 2012 Views: 18,963
Bnta- Snta, Kal Mene Teri Bv Ko Call Girls K Adde Pe Dekha Tha, Jara Dhayan Rkha Kr. Snta- O Mere Bhagwan, Meri Gharwali Ko Fuddi Ki Adat Kb Se Pad Gyi?

Ise Kahte Hai Kismatwala

157 Characters - Posted on 15 Mar 2012 Views: 16,394
Ldka Shadi K Pehle Apni Hone Wali Biwi Ko Doctor K Paas Virginity Test K Liye Le Gya. Test K Bad Dr.- Congrates, U R So Lucky, Mera Badi Mushkil Se Andar Gya

What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip

126 Characters - Posted on 14 Mar 2012 Views: 10,436
Wat Is Long n Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip n When U Insert It Into A Wet, Hairy n Tight Hole Makes U Feel Better? Vicks Inhaler

Gotiya Hamare Lund Se Jyada Kali Kyu Hoti Hai?

135 Characters - Posted on 14 Mar 2012 Views: 24,237
Bhakt 2 Baba Ji- Gotiya Lund Se Zyada Kali Kyo Hoti Hai? Baba Sexidas Ji- Bachha, Kyunki Wo Lund Ko Maze Leta Dekh Kar Jalti Rehti Hai.

Chooss Chooss Chooss

156 Characters - Posted on 13 Mar 2012 Views: 24,776
Chus Chus Chus Maze Le Le Kar Chus, Bari Bari 1 1 Kr Ke Chus Ya Dono Ko 1 Sath Chus. Masal Masal Ke Chus Qki Kahin Aamon (Mango) Ka Season Khtam Na Ho Jaye.

Kheli Khayi Patni Ka Example

156 Characters - Posted on 13 Mar 2012 Views: 21,763
Suhag Raat Ke Din Pati Apni Patni pe Rob Dalne Ke Liye Bola- Tume Chand Ki Sair Karau Ya Taaron Ki? Patni- Pahle Rocket To Dekh Lu Baad Mein Decide Karungi.

Dada Ji Kya Padd Rahe Ho?

146 Characters - Posted on 12 Mar 2012 Views: 15,012
Boy- Dadaji, Kya Pad Rhe Ho? Dada- Itihas Ki Kitaab. Boy- Par Ye To Sex Ki Kitab Lagti Hai. Dada- Abe Bhosdi Ke, Mere Liye To Ye Itihas Hi Hai Na.

Gandu Pati, Mera Ya Tera?

144 Characters - Posted on 12 Mar 2012 Views: 15,994
Ek Aurat Saheli Se- Muje Bachcha Nhi Ho Raha. Saheli- Tumhara Pati Gandu Hoga? Aurat- Mera Pati Kya, Mujh To Tumhara Pati Bi Gandu Hi Lagta Hai.
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