SMS, One Liner Jokes

Paise Ki Deewani Har Ladki

148 Characters - Posted on 03 Feb 2012
Pappu- If U Let Me Bite Ur B00bs, I'll Pay U Rs.1 Lack, Grl- Ok, Pappu Starts 2 Lick & Suck, Grl- Are U Not Going 2 Bite, Pappu- No Its Too Expnsive

Ladka Chahiye Ya Ladki

149 Characters - Posted on 02 Feb 2012
Pati Sex Krte Hue Patni Se- Ldka Nikalu Ya Ldki. Ptni- Tumhari Maa Ka Bhosda, M@darchod Drd Se Meri G@nd Fati Ja Rahi Hai Pehle Jo Dala H Vo To Nikal

Figure Zero Crazyness

149 Characters - Posted on 02 Feb 2012
1 Girl Was So Crazy 4 Figure Zero She Did Excesive Dieting & Got So Deadly Thin Dat She Had 2 Tatood On Her Breast In Case Of Sex, This Side Is Front

Secretary Se Ishq, Santa Ka

149 Characters - Posted on 01 Feb 2012
Wife- Tumhari Secretary Ne Sab K Samne Kha Hai Ki Tmhara Lund Chota Hai, Is Baat Ki Safai 2? Santa- Sach To Ye Hai Ki Us Kamini Ka Muh Bahut Bada Hai

Ladki Ke Boobs Ka Deewana

149 Characters - Posted on 01 Feb 2012
Gf- Tumhe 8 Boobs Mile To Kya Kroge? Bf- Dabaunga, Chusunga, Chaatunga, Uspar Ltak Jaunga, Gf- To Wha Pr 1 Kutiya Soyi Hai, Chlo Jaao Or Shuru Ho Jao

Soch Samajh Kar Bolo

131 Characters - Posted on 31 Jan 2012
Santa- Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gaya, Pata Hai Kyu? Dost- Bata Kyu? Santa- Kyu Ki Wo Waha Ki Best Call-Girl Hai.

Why Do You Stand In The Balcony?

149 Characters - Posted on 31 Jan 2012
Wife- Whenever I Sing A Classical Song, Y Do U Stand In D Balcony? Husband- To Ensure That Our Neighbours Don't Think That I M Fucking You Forcefully

Bechara Tote Ka Dukhda

145 Characters - Posted on 31 Jan 2012
Santa- Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega? Tota- Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-2 Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega.

Abe Maa Ko To Baksh De

149 Characters - Posted on 30 Jan 2012
Pati-Patni Sex Kr Rhe The K Achank Door Bel Bji. Pati-Is Time Kon Kamina Aa Gya? Beta- Papa, Tm Meri Ma Cho2, Mai Bel Bjane Wale Ki Maa Chod K Ata Hu

A Fact About Mahabharat

147 Characters - Posted on 30 Jan 2012
Fastest 100 In The World- Azhar- 64 Balls, Sehwag- 60 Balls, Ijaz- 59 Balls, Jaysuriya- 48 Balls, Afridi- 37 Balls, And Dhritrashtra- With 2 Balls.