SMS, One Liner Jokes Collection - 1845 Jokes

Unki Gali Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam, Aaj Ke Baad

147 Characters - Posted on 07 May 2013 Views: 13,158
Unki Gli Se Guzre, To Chaubra Nzr Aya, Unki Gali Se Guzare, To Chaubra Nzr Aya, Uski Man Bahr Aa K Boli, Gand Fad Dungi Bhosadi K Jo Dobra Nzr Aya.
This Is Called Jackpot I Hate Pants Best Illusion Painting Ever Tune Fridge Mein Rakhe Mere Golgappey Kyu Khaye Ye To Gayi Aaj Kaam Se, Marne Ka Anokha Tarika

Mard Aur Aurat Mein Farak Baba Saxidas Ki Jubani

120 Characters - Posted on 01 May 2013 Views: 21,674
Wat is The Diference Betwin A Man & A Woman? A Man Always Has The Same Dick Betwin His Legs Al His Life, A Woman May Not

How To Shot A Pron Movie?

84 Characters - Posted on 30 Apr 2013 Views: 11,499
The Director During Shooting A Porn Film - Lights, Camera, Music, Erection (Action).

Shukar Hai Aap Sahi Salamat Ho

145 Characters - Posted on 25 Apr 2013 Views: 24,173
Bv Apne Pti Se- Shukr He Ap Sahi Salamat Ghr Wapis A Gye. Pti- Q Kya Hua? Bv- Bahr Log Kah Rhe The Ki Koi Chutiya Daru Pi K Gutter Me Gir Gya He.

Your Dress Is Nice But …

136 Characters - Posted on 24 Apr 2013 Views: 13,609
A Nigro Man Atended A Nite Party Widout Dres. Santa Thought He Was In Black Suit. He Told Him- Ur Dres Is Nice Bt Tie Is In Wrong Place.

Mere Birthday Pe Kya Gift Milega?

150 Characters - Posted on 21 Apr 2013 Views: 17,344
GF To BF- Aj Mera Birthday H, Muje Kya Gift Doge? BF- Wo Samne Black Color Ki Car Dekh Rhi Ho? GF Kushi Se Boli- Haa- Haa. BF- Us Color Ka, Lnd Dunga.

I Demand Good Manners In Bed

133 Characters - Posted on 20 Apr 2013 Views: 15,000
GF-I Demand Gud Maners In Bed, Just Like At The Diner Table. Papu Climbs Into Bed Slowly & Says- Honey, Would U Pas The Boobs Please?
McDonald’s Evolution Theory Jungle Mein Mangal – They Also Need It I Love To Stay With You Friend Ho Ye Daku To Kon Na Lutna Chahe Bahut Garmi Padd Rahi Hai Aajkal

Bhabhi Ji Ko Izzat Dena Apna Farz Hai

151 Characters - Posted on 19 Apr 2013 Views: 19,412
I Met A Guy Wid Surname Chudwani. Yestrday I Caled His Phone & His Wife Picked Up. I Disconectd Bcoz I Didn't Hav Courage 2 Ask- Bhabi Ji Chudwani Hai.

Sunny Leone’s Best Message Ever

103 Characters - Posted on 16 Apr 2013 Views: 15,856
On Rose Day Sunny Leone Tweets - Tum Mujhe Rose Do............................... Main Tumhe Roz Dungi.

Mard Ki Kamyabi Ka Raaz

158 Characters - Posted on 16 Apr 2013 Views: 16,201
Duniya Kahti He Ki Hr Sucesful Admi K Piche Orat Ka Hath Hota He. Pr Kisi Ko Ye Nhi Pata Ki Us Orat K Hath Me Danda Hota He Or Wo Dnda Admi Ki Gand Me Hota He
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