Girl- What Do U Prefer ? Breasts Or Legs ? Santa- Pus.sy. Girl Slapped n Said - Sale Tu R@ndi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai.

Minister- Bomb Blast Me Marne Walon Ko 5 Lakh Or Zkhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Krta Hun. Santa- Awaz Sun Ke Jinki G@nd Fat Gayi Unka Kya Hoga?

Girl- My Left Leg Is Lunch And My Right Leg Is Dinner, What Would You Like To Have ? Pappu- I Would Like To Have Snacks Between Lunch And Dinner.

Jabse Skoda Company Ne New Car Model 'Laura' Launch Ki, Tabse Skoda Ke Driver Bohat Khush Hain Kyun Ki, Madam Kehti Hain- Driver Laura Nikalo.

Teacher- 0 Me 1 Daale To Kya Hota H ? Chinkii- Madam Ji, First Time Dalo To Bohat Dard Hota Hai Aur 2nd Bar Mein Maja Aata Hai

Jab Karina Ne Don Ki Pent Utari... Tab Jaa Ke Pataa Chla Ke... Don Ka Itna Chota Hai Ke... Don Ka Pakadna Muskil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai...

Santa Ki Pregnent Biwi Chhat Pe Tange Khol Ke Leti Hui Thi. Santa- Ye Kya Ho Rha H ? Biwi- Dr. Ne Kaha H K Tazi Hawa Bache Ki Sehat K Liye Achi H.

Plz Help Me... Aaj Subah Mere L.ndd Pe Saap Ne Kaat Liya Hai... Aur Dr. Ne Kaha Ki Zehar Sirf Chusne Se Hi Niklega... Mujhe Bacha Le Mere Dost, Plz..

D Most Difficult Golf Corse In D World Is Women Hole. Any Style U Play. As Many Shots U Try n As Much Perfection U Have. U Can Never Get Ur Balls In.

Pappu Meets His Father In Red Light Area. Pappu- Papa Aap Yaha ? Santa- Bus Beta Ab 200 300 Rs Ki Chiz K Liye Teri Maa K Nakhre Nhi Sahe Jate