Santa (B.Com) Saw A Poster At A Police Station- Two Engineers Wanted For Rape. Santa- Shit Man, These Engineers Always Get The Best Jobs.

In Today's Relationship. You Can Touch Each Other's Private Parts, But You Can't Touch Each Other's Cell Phones. Because They Are Sooooooooo Private?

Girls Put Makeup, Lots Of Cream, Expensive Perfumes, & They Make D Best Hair Style, & Finally, Guys Look At Them & Say- Woooooow, Sooooo Nice Figure.

Tchr- Osama Ki 5 Bv Aur 20 Bacche Lekin Laalu Ki 1 Bv Or 9 Bacche To Batao Kon Acha? Pappu- Mam, Score To Osama Ka Zyada H, Par Strike Rate Laalu Ka.

Snta Bv K Sath Naha Rha Tha. Bv Ne Jese Hi Sabun Lgaya, Snta Ka Lnd Khada Ho Gya. Bv Guse Se Boli- Is Ko Chota Kro, Sabun Abi 2 Hafte Or Chlana Hai.

Life Milti H 1 Baar, Maut Aati H 1 Baar, Pyr Hota H 1 Baar, Dil Tut Ta H 1 Baar, Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai 1 Baar, To Lauda Kyu Khada Hota Hai Baar-Baar.

Sexiest Message On A Girl's T-Shirt- Sirf Sochne Se Nahin, Sirf Dekhne Se Nahin, Kuch Karne Se Bada Hota Hain, Aur Khada Hota Hain, Insaan.

Pathan Ki Bv- Tum 19ve Admi Ho Jis Se Mai Thukwa Rhi Hu. Premi- Kya Pathan Nhi Thokta? Bv- Nhi Thokta, Wo Usi Ki Thokta Hai Jo Muje Thokta Hai.

Most Dashing Line Written On The Front Of T-Shirt Of Newly Engaged Girl . . . . . . . . . . Opening Shortly.

Ques- Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain? Ans- Yeh Andhe Bhaiyo K Liye Bhagwan Ne Braille Lipi Me Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse