On Rose Day Sunny Leone Tweets - Tum Mujhe Rose Do............................... Main Tumhe Roz Dungi.

Duniya Kahti He Ki Hr Sucesful Admi K Piche Orat Ka Hath Hota He. Pr Kisi Ko Ye Nhi Pata Ki Us Orat K Hath Me Danda Hota He Or Wo Dnda Admi Ki Gand Me Hota He

Swami Lunachrya K Anusar- Shadi Ki Ganth To Asman Me Hi Bandh Jati He, Admi To Sirf Petikot, Salwar Or Bra Ki Ganthe Kholne K Liye Hi Zamin Pr Bheja Jata He.

Snta- Kya 48 Sal K Bad Orat Ko Bachcha Ho Sakta He? Bnta- Bahut Mushkil He. Snta- To Apni Orat Ko Samjha, Faltu Me Condom Ka Khrcha Krvati He

Ques- Definition Of Adult. Ans- A Person Who Has Stoped Growing At Both Ends & Now He Is Only Growing 4m Middle.

Q- What Is Height Of Suspicion? A- 2 men Coming Out Of Toilet, 1 is Zipping Up His Pants & D Other Licking His Lips

Try This, Its Fun. Think A Numbr Betwin 1 To 9, Now +5, x2, -3, x5, +8, Write No. On Paper, Now Fold Dat Paper Or, Usko Apni Gand Me Dal Le.

Q- Define Contarcptive Pil? A- It's The 2nd Best Thing A Woman Can Keep In Her Mouth 2 Avoid Pregnancy! Now Don't Ask Wat D First Thing Is!

Army Ki Bhrti K Liye Medical Checkup Krvane Wale Ldko Ki Line Lgi Thi. Dr Ldke Ki Gand Check Krke Bola- Bidi Pite Ho? Boy- Q Sab Gand Se Dhuan Nikal Rha H Kya?

Secretary- Sir, Ap Muje Nokri Se Nikal To Nhi Rhe? Boss- Nhi, Par Tumhe Kisne Kha? Secretary- Wo Apne Cabin Se Sofa Or Bed Hatwa Diya Na Isliye.