When Girl Cheats A Boy - He Suicides, Hence Girls Kill A Life. But When Boy Cheats A Girl - A Baby Is Born, Hence Boys Give A Life.

Boss Ne Secretary K Sath Doggy Style Me Sex Kiya. Ghar Pahuncha To Uski Patni Ne Pucha- Aaj Thake-2 Se Lag Rhe Ho? Pati- Aj Office Me Kutte Ki Tarah Kam Kiya H

Perfect Lines: "Any Man Can Fuck Hundred Girls, But Only A Real Man Can Fuck One Girl In A Hundred Ways" Thats True Sex.

What Is The Difference Between Lolipop & Land. Agar Girlfriend Lolipop Choose To Chota Hota Jata Hai & Land Choose To Bada Hota Jata Hai.

Which Part Of D Body Is Most Active While Watching Adult Movies? Guess? Haaaaaa No-No You Are Wrong, Its Your Ears To Make Sure Ki Koi Aa To Nahi Raha.

Jo Apni Girlfriend Ko Chaand Samajhte Hai, Wo Kripya Dhyan Rakhe Ki, Chaand Par Aapse Pehle 17 Log Chad Chuke Hai, Aur Probably Ek Kutta Bhi.

Santa Apni Patni Se- Darling, Tumhara Kabhi Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Mard Hoti. Patni- Kyun Aaj Tumhara Gand Mrvane Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya?

Dear God, Please Give Clothes To All Those Poor Ladies In Daddys Laptop, And Please Provide Houses To People Who Use Mums Room When Dads At Work.

Ladki Pappu Se- Main Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Lamba Hath Maarna Chahti Hoon. Pappu- Tum Sirf Hath Maaro Lamba Khud Hi Ho Jayega.

1 Aadmi Apni Bv K Samne Muth Maar Rha Tha. Bv Apni Choot Pe Haath Ferte Hue Boli- Hi Ram! Samne Washing Machine Padi Hai Aur Ye Hath Se Kapde Dho Raha Hai.