SMS, One Liner Jokes

A Notice For Girl Workers

149 Characters - Posted on 06 Sep 2011
A Notice In A Factory 4 Girl Workers - If Ur Skirt Is Long, Protect Urself 4m Machines If Ur Skirt Is Short, Protect Urself From Mechanical Engineers

Samajh Nahi Aata Tumhe Chand Kahu Ya Chakor

139 Characters - Posted on 05 Sep 2011
Suhagrat Me Dulha Dulhan Se- Tum Itni Sundar Ho, Me Tumhe Kya Kahu. Bahar Khada Uska Baap Bola- Beta 1 Bar Use Ma Kehde, Baki Me Dekh Lunga

Oh My God, Where is She

128 Characters - Posted on 05 Sep 2011
A Man Was Doing Push Ups On Beach Drunk Santa Saw Him & Started Laughing. Sorry To Tell U, But D Woman Below U Has Left Already.

Special Yoga For Highly Stressed Students.

136 Characters - Posted on 04 Sep 2011
Special Yoga For Highly Stressed Students 1 Sit On The Chair & relax 2 Bend Ur Head Back 3 Close Ur Eyes-N Slowly Say Maa Chud-aye Pdayi

Har Kam Apne Waqt Par Hi Hota Hai

143 Characters - Posted on 03 Sep 2011
Thekedar Ka Beta- Papa Muje 1 Bhai Or Chahiye Aj Aur Abi. Papa- Beta Is Kam Me 9 Mahine Lgte He. Beta- Ap To Thekedar Hain 7, 8 Admi Laga Do Na

Niche Ke Baal Safed Kyu Nahi Hote?

149 Characters - Posted on 03 Sep 2011
Pinky- Yar Hmare Sir Ke Bal Bahut Jldi Safed Ho Jate Hai, Par Niche K Nhi Esa Q? Chinkil- Pagal, Niche Ke Bal Sir Ke Balo Se 14 Sal Chote Jo Hote Hai

Degree Lena Itna Asaan Thode Hai

150 Characters - Posted on 02 Sep 2011
Lady- Tu Roz Board Pe Likhi Meri Degre Pad Ke Tauba Tauba Kyu Krti Ho? Kamwali- Mujhe 10th Pas Karne Tk Master Ne 80 Bar Ch0da Tha Aap Ka Kya Hua Hoga

Man Saaf Hona Chahiye, Jism Ka Kya Hai

149 Characters - Posted on 02 Sep 2011
Suhagrat Pe Ladka Wife Ko Kis Krke So Gya. Agle Din Sas Boli: Beta Mandir Jane Se Phle Nha Lo. Bhu Guse Se- Ma Ji Sirf Brush Krwa Lo Baki Sab Saf Hai

Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamkta Sitara

147 Characters - Posted on 31 Aug 2011
Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamkta Sitara, Irshad Irshad... Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamakta Sitara, Kyoki 7vi Me Hi Khol Diya Tha Maine 12vi Ki Ladki Ka Nara

Naujawan Ladko Ko Ek Nek Salah

150 Characters - Posted on 30 Aug 2011
Lamha-2 Waqt Ka Gujr Jaega, 7t Fero K Sath Koi Tumse Band Jaega. Abi B Wqt H Kisi Bandi Ko Pkad K Chod Lo. Kya Pta Kon Ch*uda Hua Tumare Gale Pd Jaega