Boy Sees His Mum And Dad Having Sex! Dad Says- Were Making You A Brother. Boy Replies- Do Her Doggy Style I Rather Have A Puppy.

Dr- Lips Kese Fate? Grl- Kis Krte Hue. Dr.- Itni Buri Trha Se To Nhi Fat Te. G- Kis Kr Rhi Thi, Kisi Ne Door Knock Kiya Or Usne Gabra K Chain Bnd Kr Li

Ldki Ofice Se Ake Maa Se- Aj Subah Mera Bos Mere Upr Chad Gya. Ma- Acha? Lekin Q? L- Subha Late Jo Gyi Thi. M- Lekin Tu Leti Q Thi? Wo To Chadega Hi

Snta Air Hostess Ki Name Plate Ko Dekh Raha Thha Uski Left Breast Pe Likha Thha, Teena. Santa- Wah Ji Badiya Naam Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai

Dhoni Ne First Night K Bad Apni Wife Se Pucha- How Was My Shots? Wife- Bade Zabardast Shots The Ji, Par Fir B Ap Opening Batman Nahi Ho Ji.

Boy:- Janu Aaj Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai Na, Tumhe Koi Feeling Nhi Ho Rhi Hai? Girl- Han Ho Rhi Hai. Boy- Kya? Girl- Yahi K Me Aj Fir Se Chudne Wali Hu

Santa- Ye Kya? Khane Me Baal? BV- Chupchap Kha Le M*Darch*D, Raat Ko Puri Jh@@tein Khane Ki Koshish Krta Hai Or Din Me 1 Bal Ke Piche Nakhre Krta Hai

Ek Bacha Kamwali Se- Tum Mere Papa Ki Nunni (Lnd) Muh Me Le K Kya Kr Rhi Thi? Nokrani- Beta, Me To Nokrani Hu, Teri Mummy K Liye Usko Saf Kr Rhi Thi

American- Tumhara Desh Garib Hai. Santa- Bhosdi Ke, Tum Jitna Tel (Oil) Khane Me Use Krte Ho, Usse Jyada To Hum Shanivar Ko Mandir Me Chada Dete Hai

Folding Chair & Woman - Both Useless If Legs Closed .. Microwave & Girl - Both Get Hot In 15 Sec .. Bra & Bar - Men Go Crazy Wen De R Open