SMS, One Liner Jokes

Haye Re Tera Sharmana

149 Characters - Posted on 28 Jul 2011
1 Din Milli Wo Kuch Is Tarha Se, Udasio Me Basi Si, Jhuki Nazar Se, Mene Pucha Udas Kyu Ho? Juka K Palke, Chupa K Chehra Boli, Periods Chal Rahe Hai

Request Ki Limit Kya Ho Sakti Hai?

139 Characters - Posted on 25 Jul 2011
Request Ki Limit Kya Ho Sakti Hai? Jb Koi Ldka Kisi Ldki Ka Zabardsti Rape Kr Rha Ho Aur Ldki Rote Hue Bole Bhaiya Please C@nd0m To Laga Lo

Ladki Aur Doodh Mein Kya Faraq Hai?

141 Characters - Posted on 25 Jul 2011
Doodh Or Ldki Mai Kya Farq Hai? Socho Socho - Dudh Jb Garm Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai Aur Ldki Jb Garm Hoti Hai To Malai Niche Ati Hai.

Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai?

137 Characters - Posted on 24 Jul 2011
Suhagrat K Bad Sbse Mushkil aam Kya Ha Ldki Se Bat Krna, No. Kiss Krna, Nop. Fir Sx Krna, Na Yar. Agle Din Subha Gar Walo Se Nazre Milana

Ladki Ne Sach Bol Hi Diya

148 Characters - Posted on 24 Jul 2011
Ldka Sax Karne Laga To Ldki Boli- Cndom K Bina Karlo. Ldka- Nhi Nhi Agr Muje Aids Ho Gya To? Ldki- Nhi Hoga Baki Sb To Condom Phan K Hi Krte Hain Na

Goli To Biwi Ko Marni Chahiye Thhi

149 Characters - Posted on 23 Jul 2011
Santa Ne BV Ko Dost K Sath Sote Dek Liya Or Dost Ko Goli Mar Di. BV Ye Dek Boli- Apne Guse Pe Kabu Rakho Wrna 1 Din Sare Doston Se Hath Dho Baitho Ge

Aur Karva Le Tariff

134 Characters - Posted on 23 Jul 2011
Patni- Darling Tum Kabhi Mere Gharwalo Ki Tarif Nahi Karte Ho. Pati- Teri Ch.0t, Teri Maa Ki Ch.0t Aur Sabse Badia Teri Bahan Ki Ch.0t

Apna Apna Interest

150 Characters - Posted on 22 Jul 2011
Ldka Bank Gya, Cashier Ldki Thi. Ldka- Mam, Dalne Me Interest Jyada Hai Ya Nikalne Me? Ldki- Dal Kr Kafi Der Tk Rakhe Rhne Me Interest Jyada Hota Hai.

Hukam Mere Aaka

150 Characters - Posted on 22 Jul 2011
1 Aadmi Ko 1 Jin Mila. Jin- Hukam Mere Aaka. A- Muje 10 Crore Cash, 1 Ferari Or Katrina Se Shadi 5 Mints Me Kara Do. J- Aaka Hukam Karo, Bakchodi Nahi

Ek Dukhi Bache Ki Dukhi Story

128 Characters - Posted on 22 Jul 2011
Teacher Asked To New Boy- What Is Your Cast? Bachha- Pahle To Hum Sharma The Fir Rajput Hue Abhi Bania Hai, Aage Mummy Ki Marzi.