SMS, One Liner Jokes

Mehnat Ke Kam Se Pahle Dudh To Pilana Hi Chahiye

149 Characters - Posted on 21 Jul 2011
Suhagrat Ko BV Ne Pti Ke Ate Hi Apna Blouse Utar Diya. Pati- Blouse Kyu Utar Diya? BV- Apki Babi Ne Kha Tha Jate Hi Apne Pti Ko Dudh Zarur Pila Dena.

Ladki Patane Ka Latest Idea

139 Characters - Posted on 21 Jul 2011
Pappu Ne Fone Uthaya Or 1 Ldki Ka Number Milaya, Ldki Ke Fon Uthane Pe. Pappu- Munna Hai? Ldi- Nahi Hai. Pappu- Mujhse Chudva Le Ho Jaayega

Purana Dialog Par Andaaj Naya

124 Characters - Posted on 20 Jul 2011
Purana Dialog Andaaj Naya - Jaani Jinke Ghar Sheeshe Ke Hote Hai Woh Woh .......... Woh Toilet Sirf Raat Ko Hi Ja Sakta Hain

Masoom Bache Ki Masoom Soch

143 Characters - Posted on 19 Jul 2011
Jatt2Son- Gar Ja Or Ma Ko Bol Ki Mosum Badiya H, Daddy Ne Khet Me Bulaya Hai. Bachha- Dad Agar Mummy Gar Pr Na Hui To Ye Message Bhua Ko De Du?

Bhai Logo Ke Liye Jaroori Soochna

142 Characters - Posted on 19 Jul 2011
Baba Sexydas Ki Jaruri Suchna Bhai Logo K Liye - Rojana Muth Marne Se Parhez Kare, Yad Rakhe L.nd Jandar To Mard Shandar, Aur BV Rahe Imandar.

Doctor Ka Diagnose

147 Characters - Posted on 18 Jul 2011
Dr2aurat- Ya To Apko Jukam Hai Ya Ap Pregnent Ho. Aurat- Jitne B Logo Se Me Mili Hu, Kisi Ka B Nak Leak Nhi Kr Rha Tha Iska Mtlab Me Pregnent Hi Hu

Ghar Ka Lund Daal Brabar?

149 Characters - Posted on 17 Jul 2011
1sr Grl- Muje Bahut Bachav Rkhna Pdta H K Khi Me Prgnet Na Ho Jau. 2 - Pr Tumare Pti Ne Opration Karvya Hua Hai. 1- Are Tabi To Bachav Rkhna Pdta Hai

Girlfriend Ke Sath Sona Paap Hai Kya?

147 Characters - Posted on 17 Jul 2011
Ladka Baba Saxidas Se Puchta Hai- Kya Girlfriend Ke Sath Sona Pap Hai? Baba Ji- Bat Pap Punya Ki Nhi Hai, Samsya Ye Hai Ki Tum Log Sotey Nahi Ho Na

Kissa Bheemraj Ki Suhagrat Ka

142 Characters - Posted on 16 Jul 2011
Pati Suhagrat K Bad Apni Bv Se- Jan Rat Ko Kuch Maza Aya? Bv- Ap Ko Aaya? Pati: Bohat BV- Dekh Lain Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Shikayat Ka Moka Nhi Diya.

Truth About Sania Mirza

121 Characters - Posted on 16 Jul 2011
Sania Mirza Started Playing At The Age Of 6, After That Everything In Her Life Changed, Except The Size Of Her Skirt…!!