1 Kid Ko Angutha Chusne K Adat Thi, Uske Dad Ne Use Ramdev Baba K Pas Beja. Ab Wo Apni Lulli B Chus Leta Hai. Jo Na Kra Sake Kamdev Vo Kraye Baba Ramdev

Ldka- Bus Train Or Ldki K Piche Nhi Bhagne Ka 1 Jati Hai 2sri A Jati H. Chinki- Auto, Rikhsaw Or Ldko Ka 1 Hi Hal Hai, 1 Ko Bulao 4 4 A Jate Hai

Teacher- Agr Irada Sacha Ho To Hr Spna Pura Ho Jata Hai. Pappu- Rhne Do Mam Agr Esa Hota To Ab Tk Ap Mere 2 Bacho Ki Ma Bn Gyi Hoti

Cream K Ads Me Face Dikhaya. Soap K Ads Me Hath Dikhaya. Shampoo K Ads Me Baal Dikhaye. Par Whisper Ke Ads Me Kuch Nahi Dikhaya. Thats Cheating

During Sax, Santa Suddenly Stops & Remains Motionless, Girl- What The Hell R U Doing? Snta I’ve Seen Dis On A P0rn Site Its Called "Buffering"

Boy2Girl: Shadi K Liye Konsi Date Rakhe? G Hichkichate Hue- 22 Dec. B- Kyu Koi Khas Wajah? G Shrmatay Hue- Suna Hy Sal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Rat Hoti Hy

2 Types Of Girls - 1 Boring Grls- Jo Dhup Me B Chata Leke Chlti Hai. 2 Bindas Girl- Jo Rain Me B White Dres Phnti H, Or Chata Jan Bhuj K Gar Bhul Jati H

Girl- Swami Ji Agr Me Apko Nazrana Du To Guarantee Hai K Mera Bacha Ho Jayega? Lunnacharya- Nazrane Ki Jagah, Agar 1 Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai