Girl- Swami Ji Agr Me Apko Nazrana Du To Guarantee Hai K Mera Bacha Ho Jayega? Lunnacharya- Nazrane Ki Jagah, Agar 1 Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai

1 Larki Ki Pent K Back Side Pe Jahaz Bana Tha. Pappu Use Dekh Rha Tha. L- Kabi Jahaz Nhi Deka Kya? P- Jahaz To Dekhe Hai Pr Esa Airport Nhi Dekha Kabhi.

Pappu- Bache Kese Peda Hote H. Madam- Asman Se Pari Ati He Or Ma K Takiye K Niche Fool Rak Kr Chli Jati H. P- To Kya Wo Thoka Thaki Wala Kam Khatm Hogya

Hitler During His Speech- Meri Dictionary Me Impossible Ka Word Nhi Hai. Santa Ki Piche Se Awaj Ayi - To Bh.Onsdi K Dekh K Leni Chahiye Thhi Na

Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Parvachan - Agar Abortion Karvana Murder Hai To, Condom Use Karna Kidnapping Hai

Bhagwan Ji Ki Kab Phatti Hai? Jab Koi Larki Mandir Mein Aaye Aur Bole Ke Agar Meri Mannat Puri Hui To Main Bhagwan Ko Nariyal Chadaungi.

Santa Arrested 4 Excessive Drinking In Usa. A Sexy Police Woman With Notepad In Hand Says- Anything U Say Will Be Taken Down. Drunked Snta- Ur Panties.

Teacher- Btao Lakiyan Dupata Kyu Phanti Ha? P: Science Ki Wjah Se, Kyu K Science B Is Bat Ko Manti Hai, K Khane Pine K Chizon Ko Dhanp Kr Rkhna Chahiye

Santa 2 Banta - Oye Ek Baat Bata, Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Me Kya Farak Hai? Banta: Jada Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain.