SMS, One Liner Jokes Collection - 1428 Jokes

Bachhe Ka Naam Kya Hoga

149 Characters - Posted on 30 Oct 2011 Views: 16,838
Sex K Wqt Ldki Ne Apni Tange Faila K Boyfrnd Se Puchti H. Ldki- Hmare Bache Ka Nam Kya Hoga? Boy Condom Pehan K Bola- Iske Bad B Hoga To Jadu Rkhenge

Esi Baatein Bhoolni Nahi Chahiye

127 Characters - Posted on 29 Oct 2011 Views: 17,258
Ldki Ne P@nty Utari To Usme Haryali Najar Ayi. Ldke Ne Pucha- Yeh Kya H? Ldki- Ohh Shittt, Main Rat Ko Muli Nikalna Hi Bhul Gyi

Master Se Badla

143 Characters - Posted on 27 Oct 2011 Views: 19,282
Masterji- Pappu, A,B,C,D, Se Shuru Hone Wala 1 Sentence Banao? Pappu- Sir.... Masterji- Han Han Btao Ghabrao Nhi. Pappu- Apki Behan Ch.od Dunga

Mera Number Kab Aayega

125 Characters - Posted on 27 Oct 2011 Views: 23,109
A Police Man Saw Santa Fucked A Girl In The Car, Policeman- Kyon Santa Gi Akele-2 Mera Number Kab Ayega? Santa- Ladki Ke Baad

Nonveg Song, Santa Aur Uski Wife Ka

135 Characters - Posted on 27 Oct 2011 Views: 24,326
Santa Touched Preeto's Boobs n Sung- Piyo Glass Full Doodh, Wonderful Doodh. Preeto Touched His Penis n Said- Thanda Matlab Chota Coke.

Call Girl Ka Janaza

149 Characters - Posted on 26 Oct 2011 Views: 18,931
1 Call Grl Ka Jnaza Nikla, To Use Dekh K 1 Admi Bola- Chalo Acha Hua Aakhir Aapas Me 2no Milli To Sahi. Kisi Ne Pocha- Kon 2no? Wo Bola- Uski Tangain

Chudayi Ke Do Important Rules

140 Characters - Posted on 26 Oct 2011 Views: 24,204
Chudai K 2 Imp Rules- Pehli Baar Is Trah Se Chodo Jese Dusri Baar Kabi Milegi Nhi, Dusri Baar Is Trah Se Chodo Jese Pehle Kabi Choda Hi Nhi.

Girlfriend Ki Tariff Shayrana Andaz Mein

130 Characters - Posted on 24 Oct 2011 Views: 19,494
Hatho Me Jaam Hai, Galon Pe Gulfaam Hai, Abe Tujhe Kya Zarurt Hai Dudh Lene Ki Jab, Teri Girlfriend Ke Sine Par 2-2 Dairy Farm Hai

Truth About Kumble & Sachin

129 Characters - Posted on 24 Oct 2011 Views: 14,177
Why Sachin Married An Elder n Kumble Married A Divorced Woman ? ? ? ? ? Ans- Batsmen Love Looseballs n Spinners Love Used Balls

Jaisi Ko Taisa, Isse Kahte Hai

146 Characters - Posted on 24 Oct 2011 Views: 18,258
Boy- Anderi Rat Me Diya Tere Hath Me. Chinki- Kya? Boy- Achhi Film Hai Naa. Chinki- Teri Bahan Ki Ch0.0t. Boy- Whattt? Chinki- Bohut Laal Hai Naa?
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