Koun Kehta Hai Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hota Hai Chodumal, Agar Aisa Hota To Tattay Sab Se Lambe Hote.

1 Bar Snta Ka Lund Facture Hone Par Use Hospital Le Gye. Dr- Ye Kese Hua? Snta- Mai Usko Jan Se Mar Dunga Jisne Diwar Pr Nangi Ldki Ki Tsvir Chipkai.

Ek Ladki Ka Mangeter Mar Gya, Ladki Rote Hue- Abi To Mene Kuch B Nhi Dekha Tha. Sath Santa Khda Tha Bola- Abi Thodi Der Me Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena

Baba Saxidas Ji Ek Parvachan. Life Mein 3 Cheezo Ko Kabhi Chota Na Samjho, 1st Soya Hua L-nd, 2nd Aati Hui Thand, 3rd Mutual Fund.

Boy- Sweetheart, I Hve 2 Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come? Girl- Which Movie? Boy- Condom Of Shailesh. Girl - U Idiot Its Quantum Of Solace.

Pathan- Kya Humari Jaan Aaj Hum Se Naraz Hai? Patni- Nahi To. Pathan- To Phir Hamari Taraf Apna Muh Kar Ke Kyu Leti Hui Ho.

Hum To Tarse Teri Ek Deed Ko, Hum To Tarse Teri Ek Deed Ko, Par Humse Acha To Tere Bathroom Ka Lota Hai, Jisne Dkha Hai Teri Har Ek Chiz Ko.

Ques- What Is The Difference Between Guilt And Shame? Ans- Its A Guilt To Sleep With Somebody's Wife But Its A Shame To Miss Such Opportunity.

Papu- Tumari Soft Ungliyo Ko Dekh K Man Me Vichar Ata He. Ldki- Janu, Kesa Vichar? Papu- Tumhare Lmbe Nakhun G@nd Dhote Wqt G@nd Me Lgte Nhi He Kya

Kiss Krte Samay Ldki Imagine Krti H Ki, Ldka Soch Rha Hoga Ki Kitni Sundr H, Kitne Soft Gal H Mre, Bilkul Galt, Ldka Sochta H? Bra Me Kab Hath Daalu.